Shit MAs say...

cupcrazy · Feb 14, 2020

I am so happy to see you. More like I am so happy to see the cash you carried with you.

Ursus · Feb 14, 2020

The girls always tells me I look young and handsome.

And I think to myself.......................

How come no civilian girl thinks I am handsome, but only the girls I am giving money to?

Asian Angela once told me, I was TIER 3 Handsome - not the best amongst her customers, not the second level of best amongst her customers, but the 3rd level of best looking amongst her customers. In other words, in the 70th percentile of looks. I laughed because she was being honest and insulting at the same time.

OG_funguy · Feb 14, 2020

When the ladies tell you that you're handsome, it usually means you're just average (or worse). They feel more relaxed with men they're not into or think are 'lower' than them.

If they really thought you were cute, they would be too shy to tell you. That's their culture (I'm talking Asians). But there are other signs that will let you know whether they are into you or not...

xtc27 · Feb 14, 2020

kl_funguy said:
When the ladies tell you that you're handsome, it usually means you're just average (or worse). They feel more relaxed with men they're not into or think are 'lower' than them.

If they really thought you were cute, they would be too shy to tell you. That's their culture (I'm talking Asians). But there are other signs that will let you know whether they are into you or not...

...freebies... free upgrades, free services... u can't fake lost revenue opportunities! :rolf

Buzzkill · Feb 15, 2020

Follow some of these MPAs on twitter....

It’s a huge whine fest...they complain about everything and demand everything.

Ursus · Feb 15, 2020

xtc27 said:
...freebies... free upgrades, free services... u can't fake lost revenue opportunities!

I have had girls offer me the entire day for free, as long as I covered the cost of their travel and hotel room ($200) to come to me. I have had girls offer free service and free dinner, no strings. And I have had girls buy me gifts - most ever was a $10,000 watch that I turned down because I hate wearing expensive watches. I even had a girl offer to pay me to write reviews of her, but I declined.

In general, I hate freebies because it doesnt feel wrong when you arent paying for it.

Hangdai · Feb 15, 2020

Ursus said:
I have had girls offer me the entire day for free, as long as I covered the cost of their travel and hotel room ($200) to come to me. I have had girls offer free service and free dinner, no strings. And I have had girls buy me gifts - most ever was a $10,000 watch that I turned down because I hate wearing expensive watches. I even had a girl offer to pay me to write reviews of her, but I declined.

In general, I hate freebies because it doesnt feel wrong when you arent paying for it.

This was the most recent free pussy offer I've had.
Must be losing my charm.

SJRich1973 · Feb 15, 2020

Hangdai said:
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This was the most recent free pussy offer I've had.
Must be losing my charm.

You made my day! Now I am unsure what else to do on rest of long weekend!

OG_funguy · Feb 15, 2020

Ursus said:
I have had girls offer me the entire day for free, as long as I covered the cost of their travel and hotel room ($200) to come to me. I have had girls offer free service and free dinner, no strings. And I have had girls buy me gifts - most ever was a $10,000 watch that I turned down because I hate wearing expensive watches. I even had a girl offer to pay me to write reviews of her, but I declined.

In general, I hate freebies because it doesnt feel wrong when you arent paying for it.

Your use of the word "offer" says everything...

xtc27 · Feb 16, 2020

Ursus said:
... I even had a girl offer to pay me to write reviews of her, but I declined.

In general, I hate freebies because it doesnt feel wrong when you arent paying for it.

...pay w/$$$? ... pay w/services... that's the dream...

snoopdoggie · Feb 16, 2020

Hangdai said:
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This was the most recent free pussy offer I've had.
Must be losing my charm.

Was this Jihadi Trufolo offering his pussy?

cupcrazy · Feb 16, 2020

xtc27 said:
...pay w/$$$? ... pay w/services... that's the dream...

it is possible some Mpas offer free services in return for positive reviews. it is no difference on food reviews found in newspaper.

xtc27 · Feb 16, 2020

cupcrazy said:
it is possible some Mpas offer free services in return for positive reviews. it is no difference on food reviews found in newspaper.

...more then possible, eh?... more fun when spa doing discounts tho... more variety!

...some IDs on here only promote / review 1 or few girls over & over... hey, more power to ‘em...

...I’m ok w/shills so long as truthful, & not leaving out stuff... KJ pretty good that way... Pickos my hero, so don’t wanna say he shills, but he’s always truthful too.

...some dudes suppress stuff or just do half job...

cupcrazy · Feb 17, 2020

xtc27 said:
...more then possible, eh?... more fun when spa doing discounts tho... more variety!

...some IDs on here only promote / review 1 or few girls over & over... hey, more power to ‘em...

...I’m ok w/shills so long as truthful, & not leaving out stuff... KJ pretty good that way... Pickos my hero, so don’t wanna say he shills, but he’s always truthful too.

...some dudes suppress stuff or just do half job...

keep the review short and simple. I don't want to read an essay on why certain MPA kicks ass.

Hangdai · Feb 17, 2020

xtc27 said:
...more then possible, eh?... more fun when spa doing discounts tho... more variety!

...some IDs on here only promote / review 1 or few girls over & over... hey, more power to ‘em...

...I’m ok w/shills so long as truthful, & not leaving out stuff... KJ pretty good that way... Pickos my hero, so don’t wanna say he shills, but he’s always truthful too.

...some dudes suppress stuff or just do half job...

I rarely give public reviews anymore for 2 reasons,

I just got tired of spoon feeding so many useless , lazy ass dumb fucks on here.

Most of my finds are scared to shit about being mentioned on here, they want no hassles from landlords, neighbouring businesses or civilians, and some places want to avoid attention mostly due to the more legit nature of their business and workers.

PM’s are the best way on here, just gotta be careful of those insurance investigators, and most of all, those ladies on here posing as hobbyists, lol

OG_funguy · Feb 17, 2020

Hangdai said:
I rarely give public reviews anymore for 2 reasons,

I just got tired of spoon feeding so many useless , lazy ass dumb fucks on here.

Most of my finds are scared to shit about being mentioned on here, they want no hassles from landlords, neighbouring businesses or civilians, and some places want to avoid attention mostly due to the more legit nature of their business and workers.

PM’s are the best way on here, just gotta be careful of those insurance investigators, and most of all, those ladies on here posing as hobbyists, lol

How do you know the guys you are PM'ing with aren't insurance investigators or MPAs in disguise?

Also, you don't have to write reviews on your faves. I usually write reviews on ladies I see only every now and then...as a way to contribute back to this forum. Just because some of these ladies aren't my faves, they could easily be faves for other guys as we all have different preferences and tastes. And if it's a semi-legit, I'll usually just describe the experience up to the "normal" limit, after that guys will just have to read between the lines or go see for themselves. I know it helps the ladies get extra business too. Many times, someone will PM me saying they saw so and so based on my review...

OG_funguy · Feb 17, 2020

I know this thread is about shit that MPAs say but we could probably say the same thing about ourselves. How many times have we said "Oh, you're so pretty" or "No, I only have sex with you...".

Some of you that's been on this forum for a while know that I sometimes take things too far with MPAs (despite the warnings from other members). Well, recently even I'm getting a bit nervous. I've been spending quite a bit of time with one particular MPA lately. I've known her for over a year and a half and while we were always friendly, we never really crossed the line (I mean in terms of feelings). However, lately she's been messaging me all the time, showing me pics of what she cooked that day, TV shows she's watching, etc. I never misled her in any way but having said that, I guess you just have to be careful sometimes as there are feelings involved (on both sides). I always thought a FWB relationship was possible but maybe the movie "When Harry Met Sally" got it right and FWB are not possible because women get too emotional and attached. Who knows...

WizardofStyle · Feb 17, 2020

kl_funguy said:
I know this thread is about shit that MPAs say but we could probably say the same thing about ourselves. How many times have we said "Oh, you're so pretty" or "No, I only have sex with you...".

Some of you that's been on this forum for a while know that I sometimes take things too far with MPAs (despite the warnings from other members). Well, recently even I'm getting a bit nervous. I've been spending quite a bit of time with one particular MPA lately. I've known her for over a year and a half and while we were always friendly, we never really crossed the line (I mean in terms of feelings). However, lately she's been messaging me all the time, showing me pics of what she cooked that day, TV shows she's watching, etc. I never misled her in any way but having said that, I guess you just have to be careful sometimes as there are feelings involved (on both sides). I always thought a FWB relationship was possible but maybe the movie "When Harry Met Sally" got it right and FWB are not possible because women get too emotional and attached. Who knows...

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How are you going to deal with this? Choosing to hope it settles down and doesn’t become a genuine threat is one possibility, but I’m not sure you can rely on that approach.

OG_funguy · Feb 17, 2020

WizardofStyle said:
How are you going to deal with this? Choosing to hope it settles down and doesn’t become a genuine threat is one possibility, but I’m not sure you can rely on that approach.

Good question, I really don't know but open to any suggestions. In all the time I've known her, she's never showed her feelings before, only in the last month or so...probably due to us spending too much time together outside the spa. Before, the only time she would message me is if I messaged her first (so sometimes weeks would go by before we 'talked' to each other). Now, if she messages me and doesn't hear back in a day or so, she'll say in a joking way "Oh, you must be very busy and did not see my text...".

Anyways, I got myself into this situation so will figure something out...

WizardofStyle · Feb 17, 2020

kl_funguy said:
Good question, I really don't know but open to any suggestions. In all the time I've known her, she's never showed her feelings before, only in the last month or so...probably due to us spending too much time together outside the spa. Before, the only time she would message me is if I messaged her first (so sometimes weeks would go by before we 'talked' to each other). Now, if she messages me and doesn't hear back in a day or so, she'll say in a joking way "Oh, you must be very busy and did not see my text...".

Anyways, I got myself into this situation so will figure something out...

Sooner rather than later, I would suggest. You are very close to crossing the line that divides ancillary fun associated with paid sex/companionship from a “simple” affair (though no affair is actually simple). In fact, you may have already crossed the line.

How to walk it back? How exposed are you? Does she know your real name? Does she know where you live/been to your house?

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