Shit MAs say...

[Stoo]

I've had some stellar sessions lately, so none of this has to do with anything specific, but thinking back, there are certain things that MAs will say during a sessions that make my dick wilt, and insure that I won't return..

For example:

* "Next time Baby"... Ugh. The old promise of better things to come is an admission that she's giving you shit service. I once mentioned to a girl that when I had a new client at my work, everyone went out of their way to make sure we did the best possible job. Can you imagine being a shoe salesman, knowing selling shoes that pinch, and saying to the customer that next time, you'll sell them the right size. But only if they come back. Or being a website designer... You deliver the site and it mostly works, there's only a few typos and the links are broken. But then offer to do it properly if they pay the bill a second time, because then you'll do it right.

* Shit-talking the other girls... If she needs to bad-mouth other girls at the parlour, then she's likely talking shit about you in between sessions. The way to build a solid relationship with a customer is to focus 100% on them, and forget everyone else.

* "I'll be back in a minute"... Don't you love it when they pop their head in the door just to tell you they'll be right back. And then disappear for 14 minutes while you're standing there with a towel on wondering how long you wait until you get dressed and complain. Or leave. I've even had this happen mid-session. Some pressing business apparently. I'm oiled up and feeling frisky, only to be abandoned. The worst time, I eventually got up and showered and was getting ready to leave. She finally came back in, behaved like the session was over, rather then apologizing and starting over. She didn't get a tip and I never went back.

* Everything you didn't want to know about her private life (unless you ask). Listening to her going on and on about her abusive/loving/dead boyfriend is not something I need to talk about a lot. Try begging for my cum instead. Way more fun.

I could go on and on, but I'm sure you have your own examples.

 

[vanelric]

*Shit-talking other clients...is this supposed to turn me on? I'm paying a premium for a limited amount of time I don't need a single second of it spent hearing about other clients

 

[Asslvr7777]

I hate when they say after the release “do you feel better now?”

 

[Hangdai]

Next time baby, believe it or not, has usually worked out well for me.

I know we all want the best and most NOW! But for some ladies, maybe it's a way to thin the herd and find those repeating regs.

Some of my all time favs are ones that played hard to get in the beginning.

 

[Pay2Play]

Next time baby, believe it or not, has usually worked out well for me.

I know we all want the best and most NOW! But for some ladies, maybe it's a way to thin the herd and find those repeating regs.

Some of my all time favs are ones that played hard to get in the beginning.

Or maybe they were good to go from day one but they saw you as passive and in turn you were now playing by their rules.

 

[Pay2Play]

“I don’t do this for everyone” is my fav line

A close second. I get this one a lot for some reason on first visits during the massage.

“Do you work out?” BITCH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WORK OUT? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A SIX PACK IN THE DARK?

Pretty much every time that is said, high mileage follows. Hahahahaha...great post!

 

[hangul99]

"Oh, you so strong"

"That's extra" lol!!

 

[Roy1968]

I just hate being called “Babe”

 

[Old No. 7]

* "Next time Baby"...

Want to have fun with this one?
Ask how far she will go "next time". Push her limits. It's no problem, it's just talk.

After your session is over, do like you always do. Shower, thank her profusely, remind her that you can't wait to see her next time because you really want to try whatever it was she promised you.
Walk out to reception and ask if she's available again - right away. Right then. On the spot. See her again and remind her what she promised for next time.

 

[Stoo]

Walk out to reception and ask if she's available again - right away. Right then. On the spot. See her again and remind her what she promised for next time.

Oh to be young enough to pull that off.. These days, I need about a week to recover.

 

[Buzzkill]

Yup, had to listen as she went on about her kid and dead husband, where she lived etc. Boring...

My fav was many years ago at an Asian spa, it was obvious she didn’t want to be there, didn’t get out of her jeans and barely beat me off as I left the guy there chased me down the street saying she said I didn’t pay, which I did...he must have went back and blasted her...

For the record, I never return if it’s shit service, even with the bullshit line better next time, it’s now or never...

 

[rhuarc]

*Shit-talking other clients...is this supposed to turn me on? I'm paying a premium for a limited amount of time I don't need a single second of it spent hearing about other clients

That's the one that gets me. If she's shit-talking clients to other clients during a session, then she's probably shit-talking about you as well.
Hell, I've had two ladies shit-talk about their BOYFRIENDS during a session. That's not info I need to hear in an intimate setting.
Usually it comes out post-release, but that's not a green light to bitch about all your personal struggles.
When interacting with my own customers, I have no problem listening to their issues, because that's part of customer service. But I wouldn't dream of downloading my problems onto them. Who does that?

 

[Kawailuvr]

I never ever do this with anyone else don’t tell anyone’s ok ?? Wtf who am I gonna tell ,,, lol
Oh ya the entire internet you scamming whore lollllll

 

[LazyBoy]

"Oh, you so strong"

"That's extra" lol!!

That could be a literal Chinese translation...there's not much sexy talk in Chinese!

My fave is: I've never done that before!

 

[LazyBoy]

I just hate being called “Babe”

This! And Hun, or Hunny. Is it so hard to just say the name I have you??

 

[PC647]

‘You’re my favourite client!’

 

[vanelric]

That could be a literal Chinese translation...there's not much sexy talk in Chinese!

My fave is: I've never done that before!

I don't visit AMPs that often, last time I went the girl barely spoke English she just let the app on her phone translate for her. As she was giving the massage she said something in Chinese and her phone said, "Your skin is 100% luxury"

 

[Hangdai]

“ DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A SIX PACK IN THE DARK?

I tell them it's the Bulk Pack from Costco.

 

[SJRich1973]

Damn...I thought they were all true...Now I am hurt

 

[AJ007]

“I don’t do this for everyone” is my fav line

A close second. I get this one a lot for some reason on first visits during the massage.

“Do you work out?” BITCH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WORK OUT? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A SIX PACK IN THE DARK?