I almost shit myself during FS @ Perla

[imyourpuppet]

Too funny. Word to the wise - don't pig out on Indian food 24 hours before an appointment.

 

[Markman2021]

Has anyone ever experinced the reverse secenrio where the girl almost shit on you while doing 69 0r bs

 

[cupcrazy]

Has anyone ever experinced the reverse secenrio where the girl almost shit on you while doing 69 0r bs

depends which hole you thrust in. Hit the right spot on anal, you will get shit

 

[spectator]

in my early years anal was a curiosity. I fucked the shit out of a few sp's back in the day. literally. there was no hiding this. shit everywhere. can count at least 5 occurrences, some much worse than others. pro tip....don't fuck the shit out her.

 

[OG_funguy]

Yes, that is I. I'm never using any of those towels again, that's for sure, and I clean my hands and dick like a hypochondriac. I hope the cleaning ladies in the morning do an excellent job, or should I say they should do a better job, I've seen, on several occasions, oil spills in some corners that I could slide on @ studio 9.

Yeah, I'm always worried about those towels these places use, like if I get a used one by mistake or maybe some places are too cheap and don't use hot water and proper amounts of detergent, etc. I know some places that don't even have a dryer. It's not just the towels either but the pillows they use are the worst. I don't think they ever bother to clean those so we're all lying on the same pillows guys.

Btw, my buddy got what you had and we suspect it's from the towels as well...

 

[Ursus]

I have sharted many times when with escorts.

It's no big deal. I have never been banned for sharting during an appt.

They have seen everything - remember, they bang thousands upon thousands of guys during their career.

They have seen sharting, guys with warts, blisters, herpes, small dicks, medium dicks, big dicks, fat bellies, skin and bones physiques, ugly faces, handsome faces and everything else not mentioned.

They want your money and everything else you do, short of abusing them, is tolerable.

 

[Can't_Get_Right]

I have sharted many times when with escorts.

It's no big deal. I have never been banned for sharting during an appt.

They have seen everything - remember, they bang thousands upon thousands of guys during their career.

They have seen sharting, guys with warts, blisters, herpes, small dicks, medium dicks, big dicks, fat bellies, skin and bones physiques, ugly faces, handsome faces and everything else not mentioned.

They want your money and everything else you do, short of abusing them, is tolerable.

don't forget fordyce spots, perly penile papules, ingrown hairs, list goes on...

 

[cockbreath]

I have sharted many times when with escorts.

It's no big deal. I have never been banned for sharting during an appt.

They have seen everything - remember, they bang thousands upon thousands of guys during their career.

They have seen sharting, guys with warts, blisters, herpes, small dicks, medium dicks, big dicks, fat bellies, skin and bones physiques, ugly faces, handsome faces and everything else not mentioned.

They want your money and everything else you do, short of abusing them, is tolerable.

 

[cockbreath]

Ursus.Are you the same dude who blew my brother in the back of his garage?

 

[Can't_Get_Right]

I have sharted many times when with escorts.

It's no big deal. I have never been banned for sharting during an appt.

They have seen everything - remember, they bang thousands upon thousands of guys during their career.

They have seen sharting, guys with warts, blisters, herpes, small dicks, medium dicks, big dicks, fat bellies, skin and bones physiques, ugly faces, handsome faces and everything else not mentioned.

They want your money and everything else you do, short of abusing them, is tolerable.

Who's the girl in the profile pic? I've seen the video link - tight holes. Care to share details where I can find her? I could become her other sugar daddy.

 

[Mr.YMMV]

should feel bad for the next guy to lie down on that table with your tire marks and smell rubbing on him.

 

[Stoo]

shit happens. It is probably a turn off for the Mpa

LOL. Ya think? This must be the biggest understatement on this board.

 

[AJ007]

Late last night I decided to eat Indian food at Banjara Bloor. I had some butter chicken, aloo gobi, naans (tried to avoid the garlic), and topped it off with gulab jamun. I was stressed out from work and wanted to pig out big time, and then blow a huge load - it was either Indian or Mandarin. I said forget it to blowing my load as I developed some stomach pains and could barely make it home to the shitter, which after needed some heavy duty cleaning.

I went to Perla early this morning to release the inner demons a little before another day of work, thinking my stomach was fine, when I felt a shit storm about to burst out in the shower - probably the coffee didn't help prior to my appointment. I didn't have enough time to go to the shitter as the room I was in didn't have one, unlike some of the others, so I'd have to run out the room to the communal one, I said forget it and held that shit like a man. I was still gassy as fuck and most likely left the shower smelling like an Indian home, when she walked in she must of smelled it because she looked disgusted - I got red a little in my face. At least I sprayed a ton of cologone and aftershave on, may have helped somewhat.

Session was alright - I don't want to say who it was with, in case they smell me out, but as I was going balls deep, I had to let one go, I thought I sharted, and I tried to quickly look to the side to see if I stained the sheets, but I couldn't see much. I was also worried about the gas rising between our bodies so I grabbed her head and held it against my left chest to move her face away from it. It was a terrible climax as I thought I'm definitely going to shit on the sheets upon blowing my load. Luckily it didn't happen, but I was a bit embarrassed of the smell, I think I ruined my future experiences with this girl, We'll see. At least petro canada was near by to provide me with some good bowel relief and I learned not to eat indian the next time, at least for two days. Has anyone ever felt this gassy and let one lose during a session?

shit happens dude...

 

[HugeReaction]

shit happens dude...

I figure if I'm ever in a massage room and not feeling 100%, just get dressed, apologize to the girl and try another time. Might lose the room fee but I'd keep my dignity.

 

[newtothis82]

I always take a pre game shit...

 

[stripfan]

That's why the ladies don't like your kind.