Has anyone been to Amith Palace recently.? The one that is right next to Kishore in Shirvane. I happened to drop in a few days back.
Its a fairly mediocore bar. There was an old guy right in front of me when I was climbing the stairs. The stairs are odd shaped. They are pretty steep as compared to a normal staircase. The arthritis-ridden tharki old man put a fairly valiant struggle on the first few steps and then gave up. I had to step aside to let the old man get back down. Noticed that he was wearing thick gold rings on all 10 of his fingers.
The moment I got in, I realized that the DB was really low-end. Mostly gaon-walas dancing there. Most were showering not more than 10 or 15 10-rupee notes per dance. The girls were also mostly 5 /10 or below. But somehow the gaon-waalas seemed to be attracted to them like flies to a cake.
The seats were torn and worn-out. Table was sticky. Regretted the decision to sit and order a red bull. Noticed one or two better than average girls. The girls did seem eager to please and were trying to catch my attention. I like that.
But then came the highlight of the visit. Noticed a strange exotic creature lurking in the corner. Looked like one of those Thai Lady boys that abound on the Pattaya beach. Or maybe be was an effeminate boy. Or a masculine girl. Maybe a shemale. Maybe a hermaphrodite. Or maybe a bit of all of the above. Haven't seen these ever on the NM mongering scene.
No one was talking to her other than one girl. Neither was she....er....he, maybe ..... er .... Ok lets just agree on IT . Neither was IT talking to anybody. Its purpose in a NM DB was inexplicable. Or maybe I was over-imagining. Maybe it was a waiter who had not yet worn a uniform.
Anyway, the rest of Amith Palace should be renamed as Amith Jhopda maybe. Coz there was nothing palatial in there. Scooted away without even finishing 25%of the red Bull. One the way out the waiter told me that thoda late aaoge to aur ladkiyaan hongi.
As I left, I could clearly see the disappointment on the faces of a few. Desperation was in the air. At least 3 of these girls had made an explicit presales attempt on me by giving smiles, making eyes, dancing near my table or by sashaying within my line of sight.
So full marks for sincere efforts, but the quality and hygenie levels just don't match up to my expectations.
Damages
Red bull - 550
Tip to Waiter - 100
Its a fairly mediocore bar. There was an old guy right in front of me when I was climbing the stairs. The stairs are odd shaped. They are pretty steep as compared to a normal staircase. The arthritis-ridden tharki old man put a fairly valiant struggle on the first few steps and then gave up. I had to step aside to let the old man get back down. Noticed that he was wearing thick gold rings on all 10 of his fingers.
The moment I got in, I realized that the DB was really low-end. Mostly gaon-walas dancing there. Most were showering not more than 10 or 15 10-rupee notes per dance. The girls were also mostly 5 /10 or below. But somehow the gaon-waalas seemed to be attracted to them like flies to a cake.
The seats were torn and worn-out. Table was sticky. Regretted the decision to sit and order a red bull. Noticed one or two better than average girls. The girls did seem eager to please and were trying to catch my attention. I like that.
But then came the highlight of the visit. Noticed a strange exotic creature lurking in the corner. Looked like one of those Thai Lady boys that abound on the Pattaya beach. Or maybe be was an effeminate boy. Or a masculine girl. Maybe a shemale. Maybe a hermaphrodite. Or maybe a bit of all of the above. Haven't seen these ever on the NM mongering scene.
No one was talking to her other than one girl. Neither was she....er....he, maybe ..... er .... Ok lets just agree on IT . Neither was IT talking to anybody. Its purpose in a NM DB was inexplicable. Or maybe I was over-imagining. Maybe it was a waiter who had not yet worn a uniform.
Anyway, the rest of Amith Palace should be renamed as Amith Jhopda maybe. Coz there was nothing palatial in there. Scooted away without even finishing 25%of the red Bull. One the way out the waiter told me that thoda late aaoge to aur ladkiyaan hongi.
As I left, I could clearly see the disappointment on the faces of a few. Desperation was in the air. At least 3 of these girls had made an explicit presales attempt on me by giving smiles, making eyes, dancing near my table or by sashaying within my line of sight.
So full marks for sincere efforts, but the quality and hygenie levels just don't match up to my expectations.
Damages
Red bull - 550
Tip to Waiter - 100