My Experiences

[Young Tall Buck]

I'll start off this post by describing my first experience as a hobbyist. Before my plunge in this industry, I've been to a few holistic spas for a decent massage and HE. I've never knew that glamorous side of the underworld existed.

Found Perla Spa randomly on Google Maps, and decided after a long days of work/sports to give it a shot. Walked into a really, really nice place. I mean compare this to the shithole holistic spas at Yonge and Wellesley. I'm kinda of nervous, and ask the friendly receptionist how it works. She tells me that she'll bring out the available girls for the night. She shows me Evelyn, Sabrina and Kelly. They aren't my type, i'm looking for that porn-star experience. The receptionists tells me to wait one minute, as a one other girl will be freed up soon. 5 minutes later, Jasmin shows up and holy shit this girl has the ass and tits package - with the pretty face. I quickly agree to have a session with her, and just wow..... this gril know hows to make you feel like a royalty - she uses her tongue all over your body (except bbbj) and is a really sensual DFK. She's super friendly, and talks throughout the entire session (beware of this if you're not a conversationalist). Russian Finish, with splash to the face.

So I'm hooked, and the next few weeks I go on a deep plunge into the MPA world. Here are my experiences:

1. Lynda @ Perla: She looked great in the lobby but once she starting talking in the room - man her Vietnamese accent is super thick. I was immediately turned off. Also her skin has signs of aging - wrinkles, sagging etc. But her curves are pretty sweet, and her manmades feel pretty good. After a few minutes of chitchat (might have been just 60 seconds), she proceeds straight to bbbj. Suction is great. Likes digits, but I kept thinking holy shit I'm going to get a fking STD.

2. Bonnie @ Flirt 1: Wasn't satisfied after Lynda, so now I'm a late night mission to see the MPA underworld. I make an ATM stop, and go west based on my Google Maps "erotic spa" search. Entrance is not nearly as nice as Perla, I can immediately see this is not at the same level as the Perla. There's a really open area where four guys are sitting around, and I'm not the one to be wanting to see other hobbyist in an open area. Receptionist brings out the girls, there must have atleast 7 girls - and none were particularly impressive. I decide on Bonnie, thinking big tits can't go wrong. She's very sweet, likes multiple digits, soft pale skin, expert simulated missionary. When I asked to "just let me fuck you" she laughed it off, so my experience was no extras. $120 total damage.

The time is now past 2:00AM, and I'm still not fully satisfied. Google maps has multiple pings at Keele and Finch so I head West from Flirt. This area with Ambassador Spa, Sunshine Spa, Muse (closed since it was late), and Alpha Care is a beehive full of activity. It was like the fucking parking lot at Costco on a Sunday. I check out Sunshine Spa, they show me a few ladies and now I'm really in a shithole - you need to really desperate to getting stuff from these girls. They all looked like they were on cocaine or heroine. Sunshine Spa wasn't much better, I also didn't like how the front lobby was so dark you could barely see the girls. I head over to Alpha Care, where out a group of 5 there is one looker - decide on Mila

3. Mila @ Alpha Care: Shows up to the session with a look on her face saying "let's just get this over with". Back massage was weak, on the flip she asks what I want: $180 FS, $160 BJ, $140 HJ (all covered). Door fee was $60. I'm pretty tired at this time 3:00AM, so I don't negotiate and go for the BJ. Very mechanical, and she even kept her clothes on!! Not turned on, I end up a taking a really long time (I think she was giving me a BJ for 20 minutes straight). Had to manual finish on her body.

4. Ally @ Taboo: The time is now 3:00AM, I've busted my nut 3 times and for some reason I'm still not satisfied. Damn you Jasmine . I'm super tired at this time, so I'm only 50% confident Ally was my girl - she's Canadian, with real tits and blonde hair. Looked great the front lobby, at the back and up close it wasn't that great. Her skin was pretty bumpy, and her legs had stubble. Unshaven kitty . Walks in with a pack of condoms and drops them on the massage table, then says "150 FS, $120 BJ and $100 HJ." (all covered) Great start. I choose the BJ, she gets started after a really weak massage. Very mechanical like at Alpha Care, and 5 minutes in her jaw starts "clicking". She starts complaining that it hurts her mouth to give a BJ, and my dick gets real soft real fast... Switches to HJ, and now she starts complaining her arms hurts. Terrible experience. Finished myself at the end.

Morale of that nights story is the further west you on Finch, the shittier it gets. Stick to Perla, Flirt is you must .

5. Avah @ Perla: A week later, after recovering/learning from my long night experience, I head back to Perla. See Avah. Weak back massage, flip and DFK with HE. Enjoyed digits. She had bad smoking breath, which was my major complaint. She had a tight abdomen (almost a 6 pick) and worked the room like a gymnist. Her tits look way better in the bra, more flapjacks when you take them out.

6. Ashley @ Perla: She came recommended by Jasmin. I think her picture and Jasmin's praises put my hopes up too high. Ashley has great natural tits, and tight ass. However, her eyelash extensions were a turn-off as well as the caked-on make-up that was covering her facial pimples - I was disappointed when I got a closer look. She knows what she is doing in the room, multiple positions and simulated CG, RG. But she does not offer any extras, atleast for my first time.

7. Daniella @ Perla: Came highly recommended from this forum . I would say everything is pretty accurate, her body is rocking and her skin is like she never aged past 20. However her face is lacking. She is very sweet in the room, even talked about her family. I mentioned that I read alot about her in the forum. Did not recieve extras next to some nice ball sucking and choda licking.

And that's it for me (mic drop). PZZZZZ

 

[luvnewpussy]

great review bro..and welcome ..yes the further west the shittier it gets..Perla/Pure are my new standard...the time and money you waste to find a good MP , you may find them cheaper but its hit or miss.
I like my eye candy and Perla/Pure has me revisting. Keep'em coming !!!

 

[pancho]

I could never do more than one session in a day... I have thought of doing two but like to spread the joy. Hats off to you for doing - what four? five?
Thanks for the review. Have seen a few girls at Pure/Perla but not Jasmin. She's on my tdl after I see Jennifer. You have sort of un-convinced me from seeing Daniela. I loved Ariel, Nicole and Nina. Also Adriana...

 

[greatgatsby]

Thanks for your honest reviews. Conclusion seems to be you hit the high mark with Jasmin on the first visit.
My experience is to visit the unanimous favourites. If you see a mix of great and bad reviews, ignore the white knights and pass.
It's like don't watch a movie with less than 90% on rotten tomatoes.

 

[topo112]

Muse at Finch and Keele is very nice inside. Paris is so hot and young , no extras but very exciting session. Meaghan Leopard is a very pretty spinner, and real life Playboy Model.

 

[Old No. 7]

Muse at Finch and Keele is very nice inside. Paris is so hot and young , no extras but very exciting session. Meaghan Leopard is a very pretty spinner, and real life Playboy Model.

Many other great choices at Muse, depending on your tastes.

 

[Hangdai]

It's funny, if I've ever had a bad session, I could never end the day like that, I'll immediately get back on the horse and do another session.

Couple times I've done 3 sessions in a row, within like 2.5 hours just to get the taste of the bad session out of my mouth (not literally).

Nothing worse in the world than pussy remorse.

 

[topo112]

It's funny, if I've ever had a bad session, I could never end the day like that, I'll immediately get back on the horse and do another session.

Couple times I've done 3 sessions in a row, within like 2.5 hours just to get the taste of the bad session out of my mouth (not literally).

Nothing worse in the world than pussy remorse.

I once couldn't perform with a great looking chick, ended up in the Keele Steeles plaza having a great ending with a below average lady. What a strange night!!

 

[Ursus]

My worst appt was with a late 40s Asian lady along Sheppard, just east of Kennedy. Paid her $50 for 'Suckee-Fuckee' as she put it, and I was in and out in 4 minutes. I came inside her (condom on) even though I was flaccid. Worst appt ever. Didn't have any money left on me to make another, immediate appt. And I was too ashamed of myself to even hobby that day again.

 

[Ursus]

I could never do more than one session in a day... I have thought of doing two but like to spread the joy. Hats off to you for doing - what four? five?
Thanks for the review. Have seen a few girls at Pure/Perla but not Jasmin. She's on my tdl after I see Jennifer. You have sort of un-convinced me from seeing Daniela. I loved Ariel, Nicole and Nina. Also Adriana...

Some guys like myself cum in under 3 minutes. So, we can easily do multiple sessions in a day. I did multiple sessions with a Burlington incall on New Street and then I booked one of Asian Kelly's Girls when she was running an incall near Square One. I fucked the girl on New Street and then dropped my wife off at her friends place. Then went to see Asian Kelly's girl and then came back and picked up my wife. 3 hours total of back and forth. I was running around like a chicken with their head cut off. I don't advice doing what I did.

 

[Victorvic]

Strange thing happened to me too. Had a great looking mpa who always got me so hard with her body slide , after many times seeing her she ask me to fx her . Fxing performance angsiety got the better of me and i went limp. So who knows normally I'm a good fx but this time , nada lmao

 

[pussyhound13]

I'll start off this post by describing my first experience as a hobbyist. Before my plunge in this industry, I've been to a few holistic spas for a decent massage and HE. I've never knew that glamorous side of the underworld existed.

Found Perla Spa randomly on Google Maps, and decided after a long days of work/sports to give it a shot. Walked into a really, really nice place. I mean compare this to the shithole holistic spas at Yonge and Wellesley. I'm kinda of nervous, and ask the friendly receptionist how it works. She tells me that she'll bring out the available girls for the night. She shows me Evelyn, Sabrina and Kelly. They aren't my type, i'm looking for that porn-star experience. The receptionists tells me to wait one minute, as a one other girl will be freed up soon. 5 minutes later, Jasmin shows up and holy shit this girl has the ass and tits package - with the pretty face. I quickly agree to have a session with her, and just wow..... this gril know hows to make you feel like a royalty - she uses her tongue all over your body (except bbbj) and is a really sensual DFK. She's super friendly, and talks throughout the entire session (beware of this if you're not a conversationalist). Russian Finish, with splash to the face.

So I'm hooked, and the next few weeks I go on a deep plunge into the MPA world. Here are my experiences:

1. Lynda @ Perla: She looked great in the lobby but once she starting talking in the room - man her Vietnamese accent is super thick. I was immediately turned off. Also her skin has signs of aging - wrinkles, sagging etc. But her curves are pretty sweet, and her manmades feel pretty good. After a few minutes of chitchat (might have been just 60 seconds), she proceeds straight to bbbj. Suction is great. Likes digits, but I kept thinking holy shit I'm going to get a fking STD.

2. Bonnie @ Flirt 1: Wasn't satisfied after Lynda, so now I'm a late night mission to see the MPA underworld. I make an ATM stop, and go west based on my Google Maps "erotic spa" search. Entrance is not nearly as nice as Perla, I can immediately see this is not at the same level as the Perla. There's a really open area where four guys are sitting around, and I'm not the one to be wanting to see other hobbyist in an open area. Receptionist brings out the girls, there must have atleast 7 girls - and none were particularly impressive. I decide on Bonnie, thinking big tits can't go wrong. She's very sweet, likes multiple digits, soft pale skin, expert simulated missionary. When I asked to "just let me fuck you" she laughed it off, so my experience was no extras. $120 total damage.

The time is now past 2:00AM, and I'm still not fully satisfied. Google maps has multiple pings at Keele and Finch so I head West from Flirt. This area with Ambassador Spa, Sunshine Spa, Muse (closed since it was late), and Alpha Care is a beehive full of activity. It was like the fucking parking lot at Costco on a Sunday. I check out Sunshine Spa, they show me a few ladies and now I'm really in a shithole - you need to really desperate to getting stuff from these girls. They all looked like they were on cocaine or heroine. Sunshine Spa wasn't much better, I also didn't like how the front lobby was so dark you could barely see the girls. I head over to Alpha Care, where out a group of 5 there is one looker - decide on Mila

3. Mila @ Alpha Care: Shows up to the session with a look on her face saying "let's just get this over with". Back massage was weak, on the flip she asks what I want: $180 FS, $160 BJ, $140 HJ (all covered). Door fee was $60. I'm pretty tired at this time 3:00AM, so I don't negotiate and go for the BJ. Very mechanical, and she even kept her clothes on!! Not turned on, I end up a taking a really long time (I think she was giving me a BJ for 20 minutes straight). Had to manual finish on her body.

4. Ally @ Taboo: The time is now 3:00AM, I've busted my nut 3 times and for some reason I'm still not satisfied. Damn you Jasmine . I'm super tired at this time, so I'm only 50% confident Ally was my girl - she's Canadian, with real tits and blonde hair. Looked great the front lobby, at the back and up close it wasn't that great. Her skin was pretty bumpy, and her legs had stubble. Unshaven kitty . Walks in with a pack of condoms and drops them on the massage table, then says "150 FS, $120 BJ and $100 HJ." (all covered) Great start. I choose the BJ, she gets started after a really weak massage. Very mechanical like at Alpha Care, and 5 minutes in her jaw starts "clicking". She starts complaining that it hurts her mouth to give a BJ, and my dick gets real soft real fast... Switches to HJ, and now she starts complaining her arms hurts. Terrible experience. Finished myself at the end.

Morale of that nights story is the further west you on Finch, the shittier it gets. Stick to Perla, Flirt is you must .

5. Avah @ Perla: A week later, after recovering/learning from my long night experience, I head back to Perla. See Avah. Weak back massage, flip and DFK with HE. Enjoyed digits. She had bad smoking breath, which was my major complaint. She had a tight abdomen (almost a 6 pick) and worked the room like a gymnist. Her tits look way better in the bra, more flapjacks when you take them out.

6. Ashley @ Perla: She came recommended by Jasmin. I think her picture and Jasmin's praises put my hopes up too high. Ashley has great natural tits, and tight ass. However, her eyelash extensions were a turn-off as well as the caked-on make-up that was covering her facial pimples - I was disappointed when I got a closer look. She knows what she is doing in the room, multiple positions and simulated CG, RG. But she does not offer any extras, atleast for my first time.

7. Daniella @ Perla: Came highly recommended from this forum . I would say everything is pretty accurate, her body is rocking and her skin is like she never aged past 20. However her face is lacking. She is very sweet in the room, even talked about her family. I mentioned that I read alot about her in the forum. Did not recieve extras next to some nice ball sucking and choda licking.

And that's it for me (mic drop). PZZZZZ[/QUOTE
At 3 am a girl has probably already had upwards of 10 dicks fucking her mouth and snatch so putting the condoms on the table and cutting to the chase is understandable as is her jaw clicking after 5 minutes. She must have serviced alot of cock that evening. Perhaps she gives really good service earlier in her shift. The assembly line takes its toll on even the best whores

 

[krayjee]

At 3 am a girl has probably already had upwards of 10 dicks fucking her mouth and snatch so putting the condoms on the table and cutting to the chase is understandable as is her jaw clicking after 5 minutes. She must have serviced alot of cock that evening. Perhaps she gives really good service earlier in her shift. The assembly line takes its toll on even the best whores

I don't think so. She was just tired or lazy. I remember one Asian girl Jessica from Happy Happy, First Spring(Pearl) and Refresh spa served 16 customers in one shift and she was well known as a nympho.

 

[hangul99]

I don't think so. She was just tired or lazy. I remember one Asian girl Jessica from Happy Happy, First Spring(Pearl) and Refresh spa served 16 customers in one shift and she was well known as a nympho.

Is she working for Perly at Holiday Spa now?

 

[topo112]

Strange thing happened to me too. Had a great looking mpa who always got me so hard with her body slide , after many times seeing her she ask me to fx her . Fxing performance angsiety got the better of me and i went limp. So who knows normally I'm a good fx but this time , nada lmao

I hear you! It happens. It's better to see two or three different mpas so that there's no rutine in one's mind. Also, some nights we are just too tired.

 

[pussyhound13]

I don't think so. She was just tired or lazy. I remember one Asian girl Jessica from Happy Happy, First Spring(Pearl) and Refresh spa served 16 customers in one shift and she was well known as a nympho.

16 customers and she was still giving each guy her all? Superwhore

 

[Leo44]

It you had a bad experience let it go... take some time off and learn from your mistakes.. everyone has to create their own rules of thumb. It takes so much time and $ to find good mps and good spas. I had very bad experiences with sps at motels (including police encounters at the hall and room..) so I decided to give it the sps and focus more on mps. If I go to a motel is to see aSian sps but later realized that mps are much better than sps. What I do sometimes is to visit 5-6 asian spas and ask for lineup. If I like what I see il stay otherwise walk out..

 

[Cirock]

I had a good time with Mila, she is not very talkative, but she makes you feel good regardless!