CaptainPathetic
Reviewer
Deepika FR - Season 2, Episode 6: Shabari
Wanted to hit Raj Mahal to experience the tantrums of waiters and girls. Put the address on maps and started walking. When I reached Deepika, the taklu waiter spotted me and grabbed me inside.
He said, โKya bolu Sir, mai aaj hi aapko yaad kar raha tha! Kitna time ho gaya aap aya nahiโ.
He took me upstairs. The DB was almost full but no action going on. Reshma, Bindiya along with few other girls surrounded me. It was apparent i wouldnโt be able to use my phone camera. Red coatwala Vijay met and shook hands.
The taklu waiter asked me for drinks. I told him, โMera favorite drink karde ekโ. He gave me a cheesy smile and said, โKingfischer na Sirโ. I was aware of his drama all this while, but to keep up with it, I said, โAaj Carlsberg la deโ.
Kept 10k on table and Asked Taklu waiter for Rubina. He said she doesnโt work there anymore. I wasnโt surprised being aware of it already, I asked him to fetch someone else for me.
He brought Neha. Slim, young, dusky, okayish looking chick. Asked her to start dancing. She wasnโt as good as Rubina, but not bad either.
Asked her name, she said something. Asked again and she put her right hand forward to show me her name Tattoo.
Bindiya was eyeing me. Asked Bindiya and Neha both to start dancing. Decided to continue with whoever wins. It seemed Neha wasnโt getting enough space to perform. Told Neha Baad me bulata hu.
Bindiya danced on 8-10 more songs. Neha was still standing near to my table. Gave her 500 and said, โBura to nahi laga?โ I could sense the discomfort on her face, so told her I would make her dance exclusively some other day.
Talked to Bindiya and came to know sheโs not Bengali, like most girls in DB bars are. She said sheโs Maharashtrian. Asked her about Rubina. Bindiya said she quit due to some money issues with the bar management.
โWo kab se tera wait kar rahi hai. November me bol k tu aya nahiโ, she said.
Reshma was eyeing me all this while seated at table next to me. Had no plans to make her dance as she has the enthusiasm of a bored housewife running the vacuum.
There were at least 2 guys keeping an eye on me. One, who was seated diagonally opposite to me, seemed chilled though. Waved him couple of times. Other, who was seated behind me was as serious as young Amitabh Bacchan. He initially was seated behind my table facing away from me. Later he switched to other side of his table probably to see me better, or watch my chicks dance for free. Who knows.
Took Bindiyaโs and taklu waiters number on their insistence. Had no plans to visit there again though. Bindiya said, she will let Rubina know I am gonna visit her. Since I had no such plans, asked her not to do so, giving reason that I would rather give Rubina a surprise visit.
Told taklu waiter to get auto ready to Yogi hotel. He always follows me downstairs to get extra tips.
Damages:
Drinks - Around 1200
Girls tips - 1000
Dance - 8000
Tips - 800
Tips to taklu waiter - 500
Wanted to hit Raj Mahal to experience the tantrums of waiters and girls. Put the address on maps and started walking. When I reached Deepika, the taklu waiter spotted me and grabbed me inside.
He said, โKya bolu Sir, mai aaj hi aapko yaad kar raha tha! Kitna time ho gaya aap aya nahiโ.
He took me upstairs. The DB was almost full but no action going on. Reshma, Bindiya along with few other girls surrounded me. It was apparent i wouldnโt be able to use my phone camera. Red coatwala Vijay met and shook hands.
The taklu waiter asked me for drinks. I told him, โMera favorite drink karde ekโ. He gave me a cheesy smile and said, โKingfischer na Sirโ. I was aware of his drama all this while, but to keep up with it, I said, โAaj Carlsberg la deโ.
Kept 10k on table and Asked Taklu waiter for Rubina. He said she doesnโt work there anymore. I wasnโt surprised being aware of it already, I asked him to fetch someone else for me.
He brought Neha. Slim, young, dusky, okayish looking chick. Asked her to start dancing. She wasnโt as good as Rubina, but not bad either.
Asked her name, she said something. Asked again and she put her right hand forward to show me her name Tattoo.
Bindiya was eyeing me. Asked Bindiya and Neha both to start dancing. Decided to continue with whoever wins. It seemed Neha wasnโt getting enough space to perform. Told Neha Baad me bulata hu.
Bindiya danced on 8-10 more songs. Neha was still standing near to my table. Gave her 500 and said, โBura to nahi laga?โ I could sense the discomfort on her face, so told her I would make her dance exclusively some other day.
Talked to Bindiya and came to know sheโs not Bengali, like most girls in DB bars are. She said sheโs Maharashtrian. Asked her about Rubina. Bindiya said she quit due to some money issues with the bar management.
โWo kab se tera wait kar rahi hai. November me bol k tu aya nahiโ, she said.
Reshma was eyeing me all this while seated at table next to me. Had no plans to make her dance as she has the enthusiasm of a bored housewife running the vacuum.
There were at least 2 guys keeping an eye on me. One, who was seated diagonally opposite to me, seemed chilled though. Waved him couple of times. Other, who was seated behind me was as serious as young Amitabh Bacchan. He initially was seated behind my table facing away from me. Later he switched to other side of his table probably to see me better, or watch my chicks dance for free. Who knows.
Took Bindiyaโs and taklu waiters number on their insistence. Had no plans to visit there again though. Bindiya said, she will let Rubina know I am gonna visit her. Since I had no such plans, asked her not to do so, giving reason that I would rather give Rubina a surprise visit.
Told taklu waiter to get auto ready to Yogi hotel. He always follows me downstairs to get extra tips.
Damages:
Drinks - Around 1200
Girls tips - 1000
Dance - 8000
Tips - 800
Tips to taklu waiter - 500