Club Dynasty Executive Spa - 7850 Woodbine Ave. Markham - 905-477-0099 - NEW OWNERSHIP :)

[cupcrazy]

that's only because fiona isn't working here nor did she start it. Otherwise you'd be on board bro...

ha ha don't care. So is the food service component all you can eat? ha ha

 

[TheKWguy]

when I was in macau, they had like sandwiches, chips, candy, fruit plates, noodles, all shitty food but it's all included in the rate. I had the pop, beer/wine.

I don't expect the alchohol here to be included but yeah figgging good. massage, chill out, watch the game, eat and then I go to the bbq.

I've already gotten lined up to see a new working asian sp gal, i'm told she's good looking. I'll post a review

 

[TheKWguy]

ha ha don't care. So is the food service component all you can eat? ha ha

it better be ;( i watch the whole jays game every time hahaha

 

[cupcrazy]

So how does it work? How much time do I get the massage and jacuzzi and food component in 45 minutes? I am not use if I want to eat before massage and lay down with full stomach ha ha

 

[TheKWguy]

So how does it work? How much time do I get the massage and jacuzzi and food component in 45 minutes? I am not use if I want to eat before massage and lay down with full stomach ha ha

so when i walked in before like before this owner, I would walk in, pay my fee and hope the cutey at the front would be massaging me (which is never the case). then I soak in the jacuzzi, I do the sauna and I grab a smoke and come back in and relax in the main lounge area like a mob fucking boss.

then someone brings me fruit plate, i thank them, let them kiss the ring and I grant them a boon in my terrority...sorry wrong movie

but yeah I usually get something to eat and drink before I ask to get the massage. I usually get massaged, dick rubbed and I shower and I peace out

 

[TheKWguy]

it's like less then 150 all in for a massage + rub inlcuding tips. I get to eat and drink. that's like head and shoulders over the other places where when you do 30 mins, it's 5 mins massage then..."do you want to turn over" FUCK U BITCH

 

[ClubDynasty]

I am still kind of lost at the business model. You said your place provides erotic massage but no body slide. What kind of place is this?

If I want to eat, I would go to a fast food restaurant.

Sir, we understand our type of spa might not be for you..But it happens to be quite popular with many people. We have been here since 1992. We have a very loyal clientele.

 

[ClubDynasty]

ha ha don't care. So is the food service component all you can eat? ha ha

We offer light snacks and drinks - all complimentary, see our menu below.
You can relax and use the spa amenities as long as you want before or after your massage, Lots of clients grab a nap on the couches, hang in the spa area on the chairs and catch up on emails etc. It is very much Macau style if you are familiar with that type of spa.

 

[TheKWguy]

chips and dip

 

[cupcrazy]

so Iets say 45 minutes, it means I will get 45 minutes full of massage and I get to stay in the jacuzzi or the bar as long as I want to afterward?

 

[ClubDynasty]

so Iets say 45 minutes, it means I will get 45 minutes full of massage and I get to stay in the jacuzzi or the bar as long as I want to afterward?

Yes sir that is correct!!

We will soon be adding soup, chips and dip, and other snacks to the menu as well!

 

[TheKWguy]

Yes sir that is correct!!

We will soon be adding soup, chips and dip, and other snacks to the menu as well!

nice

 

[Whitesnake1987]

Handjobs and soup..fuck yeah!

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[Bustanut]

The girls were average looking?
Coming from an ugly guy like you? Hahahha hahahhah ahhahahah imagine what they thought when they saw you? Yikes!!!!!’n

I have been going here for years. I prefer the place more in the cooler months. A great way to warm up from the cold in the sauna and the jacuzzi pool before the massage. The foot massage was always nice to get as well. The girls are average looking. The massages are usually quite good. Club de Lotto was the better of the 2 back in the day for extras but the placed was closed down for human trafficking.

 

[therealcole]

The girls were average looking?
Coming from an ugly guy like you? Hahahha hahahhah ahhahahah imagine what they thought when they saw you? Yikes!!!!!’n

Sounds like someone is jealous of my lifestyle. I understand. Don't be a hater. Just try to make the most of what you have. I have heard that you have very little in so many ways. I understand that you just do not measure up. At least the metric system makes it sound bigger for you.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Yes sir that is correct!!

We will soon be adding soup, chips and dip, and other snacks to the menu as well!

What kind of soup?

 

[vanelric]

Wasn't interested at first, but complimentary food and drink while you chill sounds kinda nice.

 

[cupcrazy]

Yes sir that is correct!!

We will soon be adding soup, chips and dip, and other snacks to the menu as well!

i see. well good luck. your places sounds like a spa resort at a hotel

 

[krayjee]

I have been to this place numerous times before the hand change. I know the owner,his wife and his daughter quite well. The owner is a regular of Michelle at E&M. From what I have read through the whole thread , Therealcole is the only guy who had been there a few times with real experience and the rest of the guys are just shooting shits with borrowed experience, never been there or been there just once or twice.
I hope they still keep the bar girl Tammy ,she told me she was planning to open a restaurant on 16th and McCowan area at that time. . She is an amazing person with great personality. There are a few decent looking girls there in their low 30s . Jojo and Nicole are so much fun to be with. Jojo is a very good golf player. She plays regularly at Golf Wing indoor golf where I teach golf in the winter. May is the cutest one in her low 30s. Ivy was the youngest one there in her mid to high 20s and she is a fire cracker with sarcastic jokes. Just tell Tammy what kind of girls you like and she will guide you to the right girl if Tammy is still there. There are quite a few reviews in red board I have posted a few yrs back. No need to pay upfront, just tell the reception how many sessions you want and with who when you get there. One session is 45 minutes. Two sessions is 90 minutes.You pay everything when you come out.

I am off today, I might go there after my golf game. Not a bad deal for $35 a session and $40 tips.

 

[Hangdai]

chips and dip