Best Time To Visit A KMP

[MlzoZird]

I have been early and I have been late. I find early is the way to go. if there is no one waiting the provider is not rushed.

My .02 cents
YMMV

 

[kxeidubiipiikderd]

TYGV's comment about gifts is on the money. 2 years back I started going to an R&T where the service was always very warm. Each time I brought a box of cookis or some fruit. On 4th visit girl says, "next time bring a condom"

So I did.
So began my UTR FS in a R&T place saga, having to be silent like adolescents.
When I was laid off she said "just pay house until you get new job"

It all began with peaches...

 

[mgymcrso]

I would say between the time a place officially opens and noon. But that's just for freshness, good service is usually consistent just like bad service, it's in the personality of the provider IMHO. -peace

 

[Randall M]

Ok sweetheart, you don't need to trust me unless you are a provider or her husband.

 

[xsowarbz]

I know you and thats why i dont trust you ... with good reason.

And stop.. i am not TB.. get over it already

 

[Anareelaw]

Oh I know we have alot in common
Trust me I Know...

 

[darpan]

I have no conscience.

And I suspect neither do you.

hey we have something in common.

 

[? Juicy Heiress ?]

Who said anything about a monkey man, guilty conscience

 

[Ghwktuzgglkoi]

I can assure u I am not the monkey man.

That's a fact.

notice my lack of spelling and gramatical errors.

 

[bluasakura]

He may not have, BUT I got it!!!

 

[Peace]

Great one dude...you made me laugh with that one. You should have also stated "No Monkey Business" get it...hehehehee

 

[?Pink for October?]

You go from "doing whatever is convenient for you" to treating them well. If you're throwing money around of course they're more likely to do what you want. Service might be better because they want more of that money but not necessarily.

What you suggest will cost a lot more time and money than most of us are willing to invest. That's why we're discussing when is the best time to get the most bang for our buck.

 

[Herr Otter]

If a girl doesn't want to take a customer for any reason, (tired, sick, hung over, customer has a bad reputation.. Yes you know who you are!) then I am sure one of the other girls will be happy to take the customer and their money

As far as a consistent experience is concerned, here is my official position and sound advice for you suckers.

1. Don't smell. Good Hygiene is universally appreciated by girls. Especially by Koreans. Brush your teeth too you pigs.

2. Get to know the mamasa and if you are slick, the manager\owner. Once they know who you are and the girls like you they will show some respect of your time and money.

2a. Bonus point. They know what massageplanet is and read the reviews. This business is highly dependant upon referrals. Name drop massageplanet and that you right reviews and you will see your stock rise. They also know TER so take a double whammy.

3. Watch a Korean drama or two. Yeah they suck, but these girls love watching them and movies too during down time. Makes for some good conversation.

4. Stating obvious here... Tip well. They are there for your money. Give them more and they will treat you well.

5. Leave the gimmicks at home or save them for childrens parties. Wrapping your dick with bills with a rubber band makes you look like a foolish moron. They will laugh and say how cute, but rest assured, they are laughing at you behind your back.

6. Learn some Korean.

7. Be polite. Just because they are working girls doesn't mean you have license to treat them badly. Koreans have a lot of pride. Disrespect won't win you any points, even if it makes you think you are clever. These are women. Don't forget it you creeps.

8. Bring a gift. Fruit. Candy. Ice cream. Their favorite foods. Hey look at it like an investment. You want a great consistent experiece whenever you go, follow my tips. And stop listening to that dumb fool advertising guy. Unless you think extorting girls is cool, he has useless information. Strong arming girls to advertise with him is pretty sad.

Finally, I have never been rushed or gotten shit service. Stick to got guns boys. My last trip the phone mama tried to pass off some girl to me who was not what I wanted. I politely asked the girl, who was already massaging me to tell the mama I wanted someone else. She apologized to me and went to the mama to get another girl. I hooked her up with 40 bucks for starting the massage and for her time. But hey, it's my money. I should get what I want.
On the way out, the same girl was kissing me and telling me to please come back and they will make sure I am really happy.

The power of massageplanet reviews FTW

 

[lylbabygrlx0x]

The best time is when your pecker is the first one to be serviced on her shift...think about that you DATY mofos...you're getting the surf & turf special...and for all you DFKers you're getting the huevos grande ranchero washback....food for thought

 

[hebbinstabetsy]

I forgot to mention.. Holidays are not great... The good girls know it's a slow time and will take vacation!

There is a difference. It does matter. That's the whole point of this thread! Ideally you would like service to be the same no matter what time it is but that isn't the case. Even if the girl is good and doesn't rush you, there are some things that are out of her control... ie.. If it's busy, the mamasan will come knocking at your door in 45 minutes. Whereas, if it's slow, you might get extra time if the girl likes you.

Also, who says they can refuse to take customers if they're tired (early in the morning)? It would look bad on the KMP if all girls could start refusing like that.

 

[n i n j a - c o o k i e]

IMHO, the best time to go is when I want to go and it's convenient for me.

I have gone to places at 10am, 3 pm, 2 am. Shouldn't matter and service SHOULD be the same levels. Let's be honest here, if they are too tired then they don't HAVE to take customers. If they don't take customers, then they lose money.

And that's what they are here for. To make money. Period.
Get any other illusions out of your minds that they enjoy their work or they are digging any of us. It's a business to make money.

With that being said, if u want to look at it from a LE standpoint, i'd say any holiday or really shitty weather (hurricanes, snow storms) are a great time to go to avoid running into LE.

I can't see them dragging their asses out to bust a kmp in the middle of crap weather. I'm thinking they would just wait for the next day.
Holidays are good too.

Finally, I'd say going on holidays are good because traffic in city kmps are very slow. Probably less likely to get rushed out then when it's busy.

 

[kasey. ?]

So I decide to test some of the theories here and go visit my AFT Kgirl late late at night. Around 3am. She says.. "You come so late"! Guess she was tired. I asked what time was good and said the same time as last time.. which was a weekday at around 3:30. Seems another monger had the same brilliant idea as me and booked for 2. Guess I'll book earlier next time.

 

[xaxorm]

Hey Y2kerlee,...KMP stands for Korean massage parlor!!...and they are all over Manhattan!!!

BTW,...welcome to massageplanet,...which is short for massageplanet!!!

 

[Dee Dee]

Hahahah good one!

Oh wait. What? U were not joking?

 

[Zotvzobzkpfum]

Where is KMP?