Yin Yang massage on backpage

[FizzbinLogic]

I am lmao...really.

but honestly guys, what's up with the no shower thing? what do you do? do you just think "what the hell I smell" and go for it or what? it's too hot...

akro

 

[Andrew Ho]

It's a ploy that I am already falling for.

 

[Destiny R]

Whats a man to do?

-Walk into building, bypass the guard who makes you sign in and grab the elevator.
-Knock on door...Hold your breath and pray that it is not bad news.

With all the and great story telling (grandma fucking included) of yours over the last year, I'd say you have some good karma built up and it's likely no big deal what she has to tell you. Rhatsa ruck...

 

[M.V.P]

This is a quick summary of my last three visits and maybe a cry for help. It is rare when a man can look into a mirror and admit that he is losing it and needs some intervention. Read below and see why

Couple of weeks ago, on a happy Friday:
Phone rings, Ring tone to the tune of Excorist. It can only be one person. The Mistress of the Ying Yang.

Canti: Hello
Mrs. Yang: Hello Honey
Canti: Hey whats going on
Mrs. Yang: I miss you baby (you all know the nasally voice by now)
Canti: On my way home, whats up
Mrs. Yang: Nothing, I want to say Hi, come to my office and say hello
Canti: No, you know I can't resist that ass of yours. And those playdough nipples.
Mrs. Yang: No, no Ying Yang for you. Only talk say hello to good friend.
Canti: Ok, I'll be there in a few.
-Walk into building, bypass the guard who makes you fags sign in and grab the elevator.
-Knock on door, door opens and wtf did I come in here for. She was wearing daisy dukes shorts with her pussy lips sticking out the sides.
Mrs. Yang: Hello baby, I look ok.
Canti: Fuck me, here's my wallet, take off the shorts and ****

Last Thursday:
Theme from Exorcist again.
Mrs. Yang: Homey, How are you
Canti: Whats up, Linda Blair
Mrs. Yang: Who
Canti: Never mind
Mrs. Yang: Honey my lawyer give me paper and I can't read. My sucker qweilo can't come now, he is with his wife. You read I give you massage ass you read.
-She's been good to me and I think I should help her with the papers.
-Walk into building, bypass the guard who makes you fags sign in and grab the elevator.
-Knock on door, door opens
Mrs. Yang: Come inside , nice and cool here
Canti: I have to read and go, quickly
Mrs. Yang: Ok, let me get it out of my bag
-She bends over to get her back, and she exposes that beautiful twat and everyone's favorite growth.
Canti: Fuck me, here's my wallet, take off the dress and ****

This afternoon:
Mrs. Yang: Honey, my qweilo is running some errands for me, can you check why my computer no working.
Canti: Come on, I have things to do.
Mrs. Yang: Fuck you, you all the time thinking Ying Yang. I need you help me. You americans so stupid.
Canti: Be there in a few.
-Walk into building, bypass the guard who makes you fags sign in and grab the elevator.
-Knock on door, door opens
Mrs. Yang: Hurry, I can't see my soap opera, and send messgs to my friends.
ALT, CTL and Delete (3 finger salute to my geek homeys)
Canti: See no problem, here's my wallet, take off the dress and ****, on the rag today, guess Billy Joel better be performing today

I know what you are thinking, delete the number. She has my number tattooed somewhere on her body and I can't change my number.

For the love of ***, Ineed help. I might accidentally father a baby and she'll blame it on her gweilo and I can't have my little Trident be raised by that guy.

p.s. she said that she will have a big surprise on Friday, what's a man to do.

 

[ReexPellOscic]

Yoyo is a very lovely woman who has an affinity for shopping, which apparently I facilitate. Have met her many times, and apparently I always catch her when she is at Macy's or Lord and Taylor's. Not that she has refused to see me. I always picture her holding some outfit, eyeing it with doubt as wether or not she should by it, and then I call. Then she gladly purchases it.

I thank Cantinflas for identifying said cauliflower as hemorrhoids, as I do admit being a bit nervous after going down on her and raising her hips up and seeing such a wonderful growth.

While I wish she had a shower in her facilities (especially as we enter these summer months), she is a beautiful and accommodating lady. Treat her as such, and you will surely be both yin'ed and yang'ed.

 

[NuEndrach]

It's gets better in time


Once I pop the cauliflower I might make her a Mistress of the Order


Writing is serious business

 

[b1rak]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude you are all types of funny!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!

 

[Dukk7777]

I'm now a believer of the Yin Yang!!!

 

[Thursday]

Come get some of this Ying Yang

 

[MinPins]

It is chinaman talk from a lo-fan.

 

[tkvythip]

I'm getting all these nasty calls because everybody is asking about the Ying Yang service that Yoyo is providing. I might as well update this thread properly.
Only those members that are in the know or know how to operate will be Yimg Yang. If you have to ask then you'll know you won't get Ying or Yang.

I dropped my boy off at Yoyo's to vouch for him and to ensure he gets Yinged Yanged and then I was on my way.

He comes back to the office and he had a nice pep in his step. I ask t=did he get Ying Yang and he said yes, I asked was it worth it. He replies yes and he also describes how he went down on her and that he was licking her huge clit. At that point I spit out my water and walked away, I didn't want to break his 60 year old heart by telling him that he was munching on her cauliflower.

 

[Kitten]

I didn't write F/S...that you can researchbut i didn't get Ying Yanged

 

[lynneZ]

so what exactly do you mean when you Ying Yang YoYo?

 

[Katie G]

I'm surprised she actually does FS..

Been there once for nice massage followd by a HE with prostate massage.

The pics are not real.

 

[Reynaldo G]

If you know her and have that horrible thought in your mind about how she sounds, she Ying Yang me today and this is how it went..

Canti: Hey, do you have some free time for me
Yoyo: I don't want you no more
Canti: What did I do?
YoYo: Everybody call me and tell me they want Ying Yang same as Mike.
Canti: Ok, but isn't that good
Yoyo: No, People come in and too crazy, they try to pull on my nipples and say,"is this ying yang"?
Somebody says they want to tug on cauliflower and say is that part of Ying Yang?
Different man take off clothes and show me tiny dick and wants me to Ying Yang it.
So I'm crazy to many customer want Ying Yang and I don't know what Ying Yang is.
Canti: Okay, Let me show you what Ying Yang is.

-Brief Interlude while the Great One, Ying Yangs the shit out of YoYo.

Yoyo: Oh my God, I can't do that, that's too much Ying Yang everyday.
Canti: It sure beats cooking fried rice all day.

 

[kdlhowtr]

I Yinged Yanged with her twice this week.
She told me to give her a break.
I told her I want to work her to death.
So if you have a sense of humor, tell her that Mike sent you and you want to be Yinged Yanged. See what that gets you.

 

[karissa]

And the service she provides to the few lucky ones is still there (can't tell you exactly whats her definition of few) but after Manthing saw her the other day, I had to run back and see how her service is. I can attest to the fact that if you get the special she gets really into it and sure can ride the baloney pony.

 

[Akash]

http://newyork.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the_best_look_o_o_smooth_soft_legs_and_real_therapy_touch_one_on_one/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=5904532

is still there.

 

[thomassverdwexxx17]

The ad was removed from BP.

 

[happy 4 now =]]

I agree,...let's 'lighten' up around here!! There is no need for this negativity to be posted, regardless if this is joking around or not!!!