What happens to MP's when they get knocked up?

[Robert D]

A women at my work just went on maternity leave which brought on this question.

What happens to MPA's that get knocked up? Do they still work while pregnant?

Do they retire when they start to show and come back in a year or do they massage till they are about to pop?

Has anyone ever seen this? I know I never have in my many years of hobbying and don't think I want to but it must happen right?

 

[Heakesaurry]

There was a favourite in Hamilton who was pregnant last year. BAsically took about a year off, after I presume she started to show. She's back now, different spa, but unfortunately I have yet to see her.

 

[*:]$un$hine[:*%]

What you've seen is probably typical, namely that a lot of guys would be fairly much freaked out, and therefore uninterested.

While there are some guys who are into "fat chicks," that's not quite typical; they want slender young things. Younger, thinner, prettier...

Pregnant doesn't fit into the notion of "slender."

Pregnant can look pretty hot; I realized that about 15 years ago at a rock concert where there was an expectant couple, and I realized that her being pregnant decidedly did not make her ugly. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't be thrown off by a pregnant MPA...

 

[Kitty L]

Some people like to see pregnant SPs, so I suppose there is a market for pregnant MPAs.

 

[aronbayarea]

How does a Massage Parlour get knocked up?

 

[Dana Laz]

Usually between 4 and 4:40 PM...although it has occurred in other time periods as well.

What the hell kind of question is that?

When does any woman become pregnant? Perhaps after having unprotected sex?

sheesh

 

[Carmine]

MARKII, MP is massage parlor - jim was being humorous.

 

[archjohnson]

Usually they end up having a baby...

At the end of the day and on the assumption that the girl wants to continue working... the owner will probably decide whether the girl can stay during her pregnancy... and for how long. But in this industry... you never know. Some guys would probably pay more for this option. Just look at the pregnancy poll I read here recently.

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=2521

 

[Tinesha</3]

most of the preggers I have known are super sexed...hormonal rush makes them hornier than ever before.

And not all preggers are "fat chicks". My wife had the bump in front but she retained all of her slenderness & fitness everywhere else. She was on the treadmill up to her last few days.

 

[dan94adibi]

We can make this a new term for a Massage Parlour getting a litter of new girls in, so an MP getting knocked up is like when SRM brings in a bunch of new faces!

 

[Les]

One of the best sessions I ever had was with a pregnant MPA. Had seen her many times before but when she was pregnant there seemed to be something special. I don't mind a few extra lbs as long as it is well distributed.

 

[Spicy Taco Breath]

I always thought they just went to Sheik, VBB or Frankcastle looking for child-support and Rusty for babysitting duties later on.

 

[adam g]

ok..you got me on that one...

me and duck hang our heads in shame

 

[migh]

woops mpa, better?

 

[blak diamond]

i think that's where cab drivers come from

 

[Clair]

One of the vetrans on this board is the Milk Man. I am not sure if he is still kicking around. He had a legitimate fetish for breast milk. There were a couple of post maternity attendants out there who offered services such as a milky lube etc. It's not everyone's cup of tea, but offers yet another massage alternative.

It is not uncommon for the ladies to stop massaging by the 6th month of pregnancy. The physical demands are too hard on the body etc.

 

[julie(:]

I think women look very pretty when they're pregnant. I would still see some of my regular MPAs within the first few months. Why not?

 

[Adie - Mexangl716]

That's kind of risky because titty milk carries the HIV virus in it (in addition to blood and vaginal secretions).

 

[tomboy]

I've had sessions with MPA's that have had children but never while they are Pregnant. That's a little too wierd for me.

 

[Momof2]

I've had a session with an MPA where right when we were in the best part of the session her kids called her cellphone and she went and answered it. That was a mood killer.