Reviews: Anna, Tania, Natalie @Elite Retreat

[Pompal 09.]

These reviews are long due but some of you might find it helpful since I have not seen any new postings about Elite Retreat recently. To start off, I've had some wonderful experiences at this place and also some crappy ones. The place is located near Queensway & Islington right opposite Tim Horton's which does not make it very discrete. Therefore, I would recommend going there after dark just to be on the safe-side. The place, although not up to the standards of Allure or Silhouette, is still pretty decent. The rooms are average in size with showers in every room. Elite is well known for having a selection of ladies who are in their 30's and the one's I have seen all seem to come from Poland, Russia, and Romania. A few of my favourites are not there anymore so there's no point reviewing them. Anyways, here are 3 reviews for those that are still there. For pics, check out http://www.eliteretreat.net

Anna @ Elite Retreat
She is definitely my favourite there but have not seen her in months. Let me just clarify something. The pics of their girls on the website are misleading. Although the pics represent the correct girl, they seemed to have been touched up or some smart photography technique has been used to make them look more attractive. Anna is not as attractive as shown on the site. She is now into her late 30's or even further and is sagging, both in body and breasts. Her boobs are huge and natural and are the most attractive part of her. Even with these downfalls, she has a terrific personality and knows how to please a man. Got a NR for $80 ($45 is the door fee. Total = $125). She has a great massage technique and really knows how to use her hands in all the right places, if you know what I mean. Also uses her cleavage well for the BS and loves to play with the boys. When massaging the back, she has a habit of reaching down to see how Mr.Happy is doing, definitely a turn-on. The finish is also pretty good when compared to anyone else at Elite Retreat. Although her body leaves a lot to be desired after being spoiled at Allure and Silhouette, Anna will always remain one of my favourites in this hobby.

Tania @ Elite Retreat
If Anna is a gem, Tania is a rock. Absolutely zero personality. Even Olivia @Silhouette is more talkative when compared to Tania. She also goes by the name Paula .... probaby decided to change her name but didn't catch on. She is probably in her mid to late 30's, has a great body, ok face, and terrible man-mades. Opted for the NR. Total damage = $125. Massage was below par and it looked like she wasn't really into it. However, not that restrictive when it came to touching. When it is was my turn to massage her, she just laid there with her eyes closed. The BS was also very mechanical and there wasn't much effort on her part, just rubbing up and down followed by an average finish. After it was over, she says 'ok' and leaves. WTF. Never going to see her again. Overall, a very crappy experience. I can't imagine how she could still be working there. Probably, guys just look at her man-mades and book a session and later figure out how terrible she is. Well, that's money down the drain.

Natalie @ Elite Retreat
One of the better looking women at Elite Retreat despite being in her 30's. Has a good body to go with it also and very friendly IMO. She tried to convince me to get a BS but with restrictions. She tells me that she does not provide BS on the front, only on the back. WTF is the point of getting a BS then. I said 'no thanks' and just went with NR which was $60 in addition to the door fee of $45. The massage portion was good, although not in the same league as Anna's. Got to massage her for a while and played with the usual toys. Session was ended by an average finish. Paid her the damage, took a shower and left. She was nowhere to be found on my way out. Definitely not a repeat. Very typical of the service at Elite Retreat with a few rare exceptions such as Anna. Once they get you cash, they act like they have never seen you until the next time you walk in.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've had some amazing sessions there yrs ago with "sabrina"(whatever happened to her?),lisa and the Polish owner(whose name is not coming to my mind).
Anna is very good among the recent ones(but looks like she is just too saggy for this business).Still a lot of fun.

 

[eli]

I been to Elite once.. didn't think to much of the place. It might be time for a second try!!

 

[Wes]

Anna's body is just not nice, period. Ya'll are trying to say "she's a bit saggy" blah blah blah. Her bush is 70's style and she's about as soft as marshmellow. I will never go back there because to me the whole place is a bait and switch.

 

[Erik Star]

The only thing I can recommend at Elite Retreat is the bar next door. And trust me, you will need a few after your experience there.

Come to think of it, if I opened a bar right next to Blue Lagoon I could probably retire in a year.

 

[HELP! i lost my keys!]

If you open a decent MP with good customer service, and a discreet parking area and entrance, and you could retire in less than a year because you'd put your immediate "competition" out of business.