REVIEW: Kate @ SRM

[Margarita de la Rosa]

http://www.royalspa.ca/ladies/kate

40 MINUTE BS: $50 door, $100 BS plus $10 tip

Every now and again I come across an MPA whom I have alot of difficulty reviewing.

If Kate was an RMT I'd have no difficulties in recommending her. She's a cute classy girl with a great personality and very nice touch...

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The day had started off rather busy. I'd tried to see Julie @ S9 as a walk in, but she was busy when I arrived, and I couldn't hang around because I had to be in Niagara Falls that afternoon. I was a little disappointed, but these things happen.

I drove home to the GTA late, and was still in the mood to play, and figured I might catch Kate as a walk in. (IPHONES are very handy for checking rub N tug schedules while at Mom's place!) I couldn't lose twice in one day, could I ?!?!

The lovely Nikki led me to the log cabin, but thankfully the fireplace wasn't on or I'd have roasted. After the customery shower, I only waited a couple of minutes before Kate entered. She gave me a big smile and we shook hands. If I had to guess, I'd say Kate is EURasian rather than Asian. She has the Asian eyes but reminded me more of Chinese/Russian Dana @ Star Studio rather than Lynn or Keyonna... if that makes any sense. I know some of you guys have made the rounds and we've seen many of the same girls at one point or another. Of course, I could be totally wrong on this point and she's pure Asian with her own look.

Kate's body is fantastic. Nice and slim, with nicely shaped small B's, eraser nipples and a sexy stomach. At one point she leaned back and I could see the lean muscles on her torso glistening under the oil...

DOWN BOY!! Ok, I've lost my train of thought...

Ah yes... I took my place on the table and Kate started massaging my shoulders. She has a very nice touch. Some girls just have it. Kate worked down my body at a nice even pace with medium pressure. Honestly, it felt great. Alot of time was spent on my legs, butt and she'd work right up into the groin area. Kate would hit the scrotum and I could hear myself grunting. If Kate kissed the neck and back while she was doing this, she'd give Sara at S9 a run for her money in the sesuality factor...

However, there is only ONE Sara at S9...

We had a very nice conversation and Kate seemed genuinely interested in my responses. She's a smart, classy girl.

I'd told Kate I always get the BS, so she could get naked whenever she wanted to. She asked me to flip around the same time she got undressed, so there was no face down bodyslide

On the flip she basically straddled my left leg and started massaging my scrotum. Once again it felt fantastic, but there wasn't really much of a bodyslide. Mr Happy landed between her nice breasts for a minute, then she was up again.

When an MPA positions her body between her legs with the fun areas aiming AWAY from you, that's a subtle hint that not much is going to happen. I didn't suggest Italian or any of the more advanced forms of teasing. I didn't even feel like trying out the dirty talk because there was no "build up". Without build up, it's kind of like MPA's moaning when you've touched their breasts for 2 seconds: fake and contrived.

Anyway, soon enough Mount A_L erupted, I was passed a dry towel to clean up and it was off to the shower. We chatted a little more, a quick hug and I was on my way.

On the drive home, I kept thinking about Kate's potential, and about my IDEAL SRM Asian MPA. She would have:
Kate's body & massage skillsLynn's face & demurenessKeyonna's playfulness & affectionate serviceLee's quirky sense of humor, down to earth openness & Queen St vibe
Would I recommend Kate?

Well, I guess that depends how important the "negatives" list is to you. Kate certainly has potential and with some remedial training and some honest self analysis she could do very well. The ball is really in Kate's court...

POSITIVES:
Intelligent, great personalityFriendly and a good conversationalistGreat body, average faceNice massage, very sensualGreat teasing
NEGATIVES:
Great body, average faceNot much happens after the flipNo bodyslide to speak ofLow on the fun factor scale

 

[nice_advice]

thanks was curious about her and kim @ srm...i knew i could count on you AZN_LUVER and i agree Sara @ S9 is a great teaser...kind of addicting her sessions are.

 

[Cheryl H]

Maybe we should contact apple about designing a special version of the iPHONE, the hobby iPHONE, which among other things would be massage oil (and other liquids) resistant.



I heard a rumor that you built a laboratory in a building on Kincort, and hired a dude named Igor to help you create just such a creature.


Thanks for another well-written review AL.

 

[Meahgan]

Looks like I have to take a trip down to studio 9 and see Sara. Thanks for a great review a_l. You can't win all the time.

 

[verscharren]

wow, excellent review... cheers!

 

[Sammie]

I can confirm that the rumors are true, however, let me correct some of the details. Igor and I have been holed up in the old CHUM building down on Queen St. West. We finished the pre-production prototype and I've included her picture below. For some reason Igor thinks she looks sleazy but I like her edge.

Don't worry, development costs were hidden in the $1.2 billion *cough cough * G20 security budget. I mean does anybody actually BELIEVE they spent all that money on security? Harper said he'd cover the costs provided he gets the first production model. He'd like her dressed in an East German Stasi uniform carrying a cane and flogger, but to each their own...

 

[Irv S]

Thanks for the review A_L. Informative and comprehensive as per usual.

 

[symphony.no.7]

Might she be the former Tammy from S9 (about 2 years ago)?
Description and pics sound very similar.
Thought a fellow S9-guru would know if that were the case.

 

[eenie meanie]

i don't believe Kate is the former Tammy. Word is she came from a smaller spa in Brampton...

 

[oppatika]

amazing review as usal, the azn lover is always on the money.

how much do we owe you for the review. wow.

 

[Barkley Hound]

I work for bodyslides from hot chicks... And maybe the odd bottle of bourbon

As a follow up, I've had 3 x sessions with Kate. 1 & 3 were as described. Number 2 Kate turned it up a notch.

I find inconsistency so frustrating!

Oh well...