Chat Painfully awkward moments

[UsefulIdiot]

There was this kid in grade 12 who was not too bright and apparently blind to every social cue. You could not really say anything bad about him, but people got really uncomfortable around him. There are smart nerds, and there are dumb ones. One day at lunch we saw him go from one table to another. He would ask a girl to the prom, and when she turned him down he moved onto to the next female. He ended up asking and be rejected by every girl there. And because he was not self-conscious it made the rest of us feel really awkward, painfully so. The sitcom "The Office" was so good at creating those cringey scenes. Years later I saw the same guy doing a product demo in a supermarket - I guess he had that never give up attitude that a good salesman needs. When I first started dating I asked my way too serious girlfriend what kind of man she would one day marry. She said "The first man who asks me". Now that was painfully awkward. One time with an MPA I thought the condom came off inside her. There was a mad panic - "Get it out, get it out". I fished around with my finger inside her pussy and could not find it. It turned out I still had the condom on, her tight pussy had ironed on so to speak. How about you guys, any memorable painfully awkward moments?

 

[corrie fan]

One of my favorite MPAs told me about an awkward incident experienced by one of her other clients. He went to a massage parlour and told the receptionist to send any girl to the room, he didn't care who. He went to the room and got naked. When the girl entered the room, he saw that she was his niece! They had to stay in the room together until the time was up because they didn't want anyone to know what had happened and they made an agreement to never speak of it. I don't think he ever went back to that place.

 

[BmH6769]

One of my favorite MPAs told me about an awkward incident experienced by one of her other clients. He went to a massage parlour and told the receptionist to send any girl to the room, he didn't care who. He went to the room and got naked. When the girl entered the room, he saw that she was his niece! They had to stay in the room together until the time was up because they didn't want anyone to know what had happened and they made an agreement to never speak of it. I don't think he ever went back to that place.

That’s one for the record for sure

 

[OG_funguy]

That’s one for the record for sure

Better than meeting your wife or SO though...

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Better than meeting your wife or SO though...

My mother entered the room .

 

[OG_funguy]

My mother entered the room .

So you got 4 hands...lucky you

 

[Deleted member 79939]

So you got 4 hands...lucky you

She looked liked Arnold’s maid

 

[snoopdoggie]

One of my favorite MPAs told me about an awkward incident experienced by one of her other clients. He went to a massage parlour and told the receptionist to send any girl to the room, he didn't care who. He went to the room and got naked. When the girl entered the room, he saw that she was his niece! They had to stay in the room together until the time was up because they didn't want anyone to know what had happened and they made an agreement to never speak of it. I don't think he ever went back to that place.

What? She didn't give her uncle a Bbbj?

 

[s7yl3x]

I met my favourite MPA and had greek the first time. Some how the head of the condom ripped and i cummed in her ass. We both freaked out and I almost forgot the pay her.

 

[cali99]

There was this kid in grade 12 who was not too bright and apparently blind to every social cue. You could not really say anything bad about him, but people got really uncomfortable around him. There are smart nerds, and there are dumb ones. One day at lunch we saw him go from one table to another. He would ask a girl to the prom, and when she turned him down he moved onto to the next female. He ended up asking and be rejected by every girl there. And because he was not self-conscious it made the rest of us feel really awkward, painfully so. The sitcom "The Office" was so good at creating those cringey scenes. Years later I saw the same guy doing a product demo in a supermarket - I guess he had that never give up attitude that a good salesman needs. When I first started dating I asked my way too serious girlfriend what kind of man she would one day marry. She said "The first man who asks me". Now that was painfully awkward. One time with an MPA I thought the condom came off inside her. There was a mad panic - "Get it out, get it out". I fished around with my finger inside her pussy and could not find it. It turned out I still had the condom on, her tight pussy had ironed on so to speak. How about you guys, any memorable painfully awkward moments?

holy fuck.. scary! that tight pussy has a lot of tricks eh? ha ha
but my question would be, did you ever go back to see her again?
my awkward moment I sort of hinted at on another thread, but just when I thought BBFS was in the picture, her pussy smell just got to me!~!
and I went limp!! and fuck me, I've seen her enough to know it was always goooood! but why this time? I asked myself.. this changes things!
cleanliness is a big, big thing with me... and it should be, for all mpa's.

kudos to all mpa's who keep things down there, finger licking good!