Oriental Falls Massage

[Danu]

Appears to be a new spa that I saw coming from my clients at IBM. On Pharmacy 1st light south of Steeles. Anyone tried this out?

 

[karla C]

I also saw this but haven't been in yet, sorry.

 

[armygirl]

I walked in about 2 weeks ago. None of the girls were great looking, but there was quite a friendly one at reception (sorry ..don't remember her name).
I asked a few 'leading questions' ..she giggled, said something like 'you like it French style'. She said something about my requests to a masseuse who looked horrified... then turned and ran thru a door. Out came an older mamasan type. Began questioning me in the 3rd degree.... I bolted.

 

[gregniz]

What is a "Leading Question: to get that reaction?

"Is BareBack Fullservice included?"

Either way, I think its all legit.

 

[LivinLife4MySavior]

Been there. It isn't happening.

 

[Jedimaster]

With a name like that, they should offer golden showers

 

[xscreamx29]

Do you mean you had a massage there?
If yes, how was it.
What is the damage?

Thanks

 

[Pompal 09.]

I think it was $80 for the hour. Common area with lockers, like a gym. They give you a robe and shorts. You lock up your clothes and keep the key until you're finished. There are lounge chairs and a tv until the girl comes to get you for your massage. The massage itself was lame. She didn't even touch the glutes.

Also recognized the hostess from a previous legit establishment. Won't go back.

 

[Kristal]

Lucky me, I'm a new kid in town, tried to find a nice MP, looks like this is not the one I need to try

 

[3utkarsh3]

Thanks, you've saved me a visit.

 

[donya d]

So this is more like Oriental Fails?

 

[LolFish!]

They advertised in the 'Adult Massage' section in the Sun with ads above and below touting sexy attendants and strongly suggesting happy endings. They highlighted their ad to make it stand out, so I stopped by on a Sunday, intending to check it out.

A very timid young Oriental girl smiled at me from behind the counter. I thought the place looked brand new, so I asked, "how long have you been here in this location?" She replied, "This is my first day." Those might have been her first English words spoken in some time.

To the rescue came a tall, slim, attractive (not mamasan) girl, who immediately took over the conversation. She offered me a tour of the place, which looked deserted. I changed from my street shoes to the slippers, and she took me around and showed my the change room, Jacuzzi, sauna, and steam room and offered free use of any of those facilities. Then she showed me the various massage rooms, (including a table shower room) and the manicure/pedicure room (uh oh), which was totally empty -- no furniture, no equipment, no customers.

She offered me a free membership, which means I get 20% off all services. They were all listed there on a big sign, all legit; manicures, pedicures, facials (nope), all the standard stuff.

She gave me a membership card and took my information off my DL. Then I left, promising to return.

Figuring I might be onto something, I did return, and booked a 1 hour massage for $80 (less 20%). I put my clothes in the locker, did the Jacuzzi, and put on the shorts & robe and headed to the lounge. Waited there for a good 20 minutes while various oriental girls walked in every direction. Sholud have left. That's when mamasan comes by and offers me a free pedicure while I'm waiting. Apparently, they had it outfitted (bare essentials, really) since my last visit. Ok. Guess who does the pedicure? The slim girl from day 1. She seems to remember me, but calls me by my full name (which I never use - so she clearly got it from the file that was populated from my DL). Anyway, she tried. Worst pedicure I ever had. She probably practises on her poor sisters and brothers. Should have left. I was in pain for days. She explains that the free pedicure was because I had to wait so long. I suspect they STILL didn't have anyone available so they occupied my time.

Ok, so the massage is next. Mamasan puts me in a room where the table is clearly visible from the common area even if you open the door a crack. Asked for another room. No dice. Should have left.

Nice looking young girl enters, very timid, and explains in bare English that I'm to "get ready" and get on the table and that this towel is "for my cover." Ok, so I assume the position, and cover up. Girl walks back in and does a massage that could have been done by my baby sister without feeling weird. Never even approaches the region. No flip. She says, "You are done" and I should have left. So I did.

BA

 

[Morpheus]

you should have followed your instincts "and left".
Thanx for TOFTT to get the real skinny on this place. I now know that when I bolted from the place it was the right decision

 

[MissyV]

thanks for TOFTT.

 

[Lavender]

Thank you for the detailed review, BasicAl! Saved me a trip.

 

[vodafonewtf]

It could have been worse... I could have wasted $80 bucks - 20%

 

[Beauty Guru]

This thread is what massageplanet.net is all about

The place looks great from the outside and the receptionist sounds young and very friendly

Decided to check it out on massageplanet.net first

Sure glad I did

You could easily be fooled and walk in to a bad situation for both them and you

Thx for TOFTT BasicAl and the time you took to write the review

 

[sara g]

There are many establishmenets described on massageplanet.net as "Legit", where after a couple of visists I usually get great mileage. And in some places, no mileage at all is to be had, but the massage itself is great, so I keep going back.

Keeping this in mind I decided to try this place even after I read the above.

I arrive 1 hour before closing time and the cute receptionist offers me the various options. I inquire about the Vichy massage option, but am told I have to make an appointment. So I settle on a Swedish massage at the introductory special price of $50/hr.

Common shower area with locker for your stuff. Issued the shorts and robe as mentioned above. Then a girl named Yoyo takes me to a room and tells me to take the shorts off and lie down.

She covers me with a towel and starts to massage.

This is where it becomes totally uneventfull. The massage itself is not that skilled. I have to practically beg her to do the glutes (which were very sore) and there is absolutely no hint of any teasing. After the flip the towel starts to get displaced and she doesn't replace it, so I get a little hopefull, but when I bring up the topic of "Happy Ending" she tells me "No". Seems they are trying to stay totally legit. Good Luck with that.

Left Yoyo a $20 tip cause she was cute and pleasant and it's not her fault her boss has strict rules.

Repeat? No. I expect a great massage or a decent finish. I didn't get either and from the vibe I got, I won't ever get released here.

Since it was after 9pm now and I needed a release, I headed over to Club Dynasty. Coco came to the rescue. Thanks!

 

[Shaquantae O]

Give this place some time to adjust to the potential clients, needs wants and expectations and they will either offer better service or sell out or go bankrupt. They are south of Steeles and not in York region so we will have to see what happens.

 

[Eat Beef!]

Likewise they advertise in Toronto-exotic-massage.com. Kinda pissed off when they place their ads in mediums that cater to a specific client