Orchid Spa

[Feed Me Answers!]

Well there I was yesterday, all backed up and looking for a way to release. I tell you there is nothing good between Bayview and Pine Valley North of Finch other than HFH. So I was desperate and decided to get some relief from Orchid on Hwy 7 & Keele. It had a sign that said "under new Mgmt" so I decided to give it a whirl. Pressed the button on the door and a blond opened up. Took me to the room and told me the door fee was $40. No problem I thought. She then in the same breath takes a seat on the table and goes right into the extras. Asks me what I want and here is where I get hesitant. Sensing that something was wrong I told her topless and she replied $60 on top of the $40 door fee. WTF . This bitch wants me to pay her $100 for a quarter ass rub and $60 to see her sagging tits. I don't think so. But being the gentleman that I was I just declined and told her that all I had on me was $20 more and thanked her for the information session.

Now I am wondering .... Is this spa so desperate for business that they are willing to rob the few guys that go there or did she see me pull in my BMW and immediately thought "This guy is going to make the mortgage on my house" He drives a nice car so he must be loaded. On top of that this woman was not even good looking. She was average at best and even that would be a complement to her rather shapeless body.

Any way I drove out of that parking lot and decided to spin by Marvelous on Bowes rd. As I approached the building I get this rather uneasy feeling that something is not right. So I decided to drive by it instead because there in the parking lot are two very suspicious cars that look like cop cars. Did Marvelous get checked out yesterday? Either way I wasn't going to take the chance and that pretty much killed the mood for me yesterday.

All in all a very shitty afternoon. I decided to head home after that . Are there any decent spas in this area?

 

[Pork Daddy]

My advice is to stay out of York Region, the LE has shut down so many that they have lots of time to devote to the few remaining. They are on a mission, you don't want to be a casualty!

 

[Ot paype]

I had the same experience there as well Girl asked for $60 Topless . I said no thankyou and went on my way .. Before I left she said that they quote there prices to include the door fee very confusing
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[missbeans]

It changed names when it changed management over a year ago. When TLC first opened it was ok, but it became pretty rediculas and nothing changed with the new management.

 

[smallfeetz]

Same 'ol story with Orchid, what a dump. There should be a sticky that just says "Don't go to Orchid, EVER!". These chicks overcharge you because they know that they don't get many customers. They're like boa constrictors, once they caught one poor chump, they can live off their overcharge for the week or month.

 

[YA!]

If the cops were this serious about real crime rather than giving out speeding tickets and cleaning out MPs then this city would be a whole lot better.

Oh well, I will be staying out of York Region. Where is the next big thing?

 

[KIKGASKAHNE]

It looks like every places in York are being watched over by the cops.

 

[Hiya]

Orchid is dump don't even bother going there. I went there a few times and the ladies were very unprofessional. I say why waste your money going to a place that is unprofessional and the women look like shit. There are plenty of other places you can go to where your moeny wil be well spent. Trust me fellows I wouldn't waste my precious time going to this low class place again; it is a literal shithole and the girls are not worth it.

 

[Courtney Q]

Marvellous Spa is Cool. Work right around there the owner is a nice lady and never LE there. Pretty much russian polish mix and a few Latinas, very nice looking all of them.

 

[PebblesBee2]

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