Most fucked up incall experience

[wagamama]

Lmao this nigga almost got jumped by a bunch of gooks. Pretty fucked up

Gooks are not from Singapore your racist fck


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[slugface]

Karina, tried her once. We did the typical shower routine and then head to the room. I lay down and she starts off with nipple licking then starts oral, man she has talents. I would say that she is definitely a highly talented sucker of cock.

I can attest and agree that orally pleasuring a cock is definitely a skill she can demonstrate. As a Plan B in the good old days when Lena wasn't available I ended up seeing Karina twice. Great slurpy enthusiastic head. The loudest blowjob ever lol, with her moaning and slurping on it like it was her last meal. She fucked this shit out of me in cowgirl once, bouncing up and down on my hardon like a pogo stick. Given the view of her nice fake tits I just took it like a man. WIlling recipient of the cum in mouth finish so all good. She is slightly heavier than my preferred spinner with big tits preference but she does have a nicely shaped ass for a korean hoe. Kinda has a classy milf vibe to her but if she likes you, guaranteed good time. No regrets seeing her.

 

[johnbuyba]

i made a thread like this a year ago but ill share my story from there again...

I remember trying a new SP at a hotel in scarborough - 0 reviews but was unable to reverse search any matches for images from leolist so i thought what the hell, ill go for it. Made the drive to the hotel at around 10 pm for a 10:15 hh appointment, and when I got there I texted her and no response for 10 minutes. 5 minutes after texting her one black guy walks around the parking lot acting like he's on his phone but is looking at cars which i was assumed was the pimp looking for the john (buyba in this case) and when he past my car he made a 180 and walked straight back to the hotel. i already knew this was a bad idea at this point but decided to give her benefit of the doubt, 2 minutes after the 'pimp' walks back into hotel she texts me the room number and i make my way in, with hotel desk staff staring me down as they already knew what i was up to. this is why i hate hotels. anyways, as the elevator opens, out comes the pimp on his phone, stares at me and walks away as i get in to the elevator. as i make my way to the door, i knock and no answer. knock again 10 seconds later and the door swings open and as i walk in its the worst bait and switch i ever walked in to. photos were a thick lightskin girl with fat ass, walk into a darkskin anorexic bitch with a room that reeked of weed. i said 'sorry wrong door' and started to speed-walk back to the elevator and as i did the girl yells 'yo come back shes here' and starts to swear/yell at me but im not taking any chances and start to sprint down the hallway. i ended up taking the stairs down as i didn't want to run into anyone in the elevator and literally jumped down each flight of steps and ran out the exit door on the side of the building and was lost since this wasn't the way i entered. after circling the hotel i found the parking and saw the same fucking pimp about 5 metres away from my car waiting for me to come back. at this point i was shitting myself so i ran over to a tim hortons at a nearby gas station and sat down and had a french vanilla while i read through the missed text from the SP saying something along the lines of me wasting her time etc. after finishing my french vanilla i took a piss, washed my hands, and walked back slowly to the parking lot and to my luck the pimp was gone. mind you its about 11 pm by now so i'm still weary as he could be hiding somewhere in the dark. i sprint back to the car and zip out of the parking, coming back home 120$ less poor. i now NEVER see leolist ads unless asian + all verified pics, and even then im a bit weary.

 

[johnbuyba]

take a read through that thread - some interesting tales

MPA/SP horror stories

Considering we're in quarantine now and hopefully most of you are abstaining from hobbying for the time being (hopefully) I wanted to share one of my horror stories from an SP last year. I remember trying a new SP at a hotel in scarborough - 0 reviews but was unable to reverse search any...

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[2rontow]

im not taking any chances and start to sprint down the hallway. i ended up taking the stairs down as i didn't want to run into anyone in the elevator and literally jumped down each flight of steps and ran out the exit door on the side of the building and was lost since this wasn't the way i entered. after circling the hotel i found the parking and saw the same fucking pimp about 5 metres away from my car waiting for me to come back. at this point i was shitting myself so i ran over to a tim hortons at a nearby gas station and sat down and had a french vanilla while i read through the missed text from the SP saying something along the lines of me wasting her time etc. after finishing my french vanilla i took a piss, washed my hands, and walked back slowly to the parking lot and to my luck the pimp was gone.

Sorry for bumping an old thread but holy shit this made me laugh too hard. Entertaining story.

 

[Qster]

I shared this story on the forum for a different city before. Instead of getting a great massage, it was a great escape.

Some of you may call me chicken for bailing out. I answered one of those casual encounter ads, supposed to be a 18 yo native girl. She even texted me a quick selfie to confirm look, very attractive girl. Thought I was in luck when she only asked for $160 for the hour so off I went to a basement suite of a walk-up apartment, not a bad neighourhood so I wasn't overly worried. Until then, the only thing strange was the she asked me to bring condoms because she didn't have any. I told her if I stop for condoms, I may not make it for 8pm, then she insisted that it must be 8pm or earlier and I can do it without as long as I cum in her mouth instead. I told her no need, I will have a condom. By agreeing to go, I actually broke my own rule about never visiting any BBFS girls but she looked really pretty in her selfie.

So I was already a little guarded enroute. When I got to the door, well before the 8pm deadline, it was definitely the right girl but she had this attractive 18yo face on the body of a 12 year-old (no tits ultra slim and if you take away the make-up, whoa...). I was instantly on high alert and was looking all over; it looked like she lived in that 3-bedroom apartment with a family, there were adult man shoes, boy sneakers, larger female shoes etc. I kind of freaked when I followed her to her room and there were teddy bears on the floor. I totally went, "I am going to jail if I go through with this", I handed her $40 and told her I changed my mind.

I never saw her ad before or after that night and I am almost certain that it is go straight to jail, do not pass go, if I had stayed. In retrospect, I don't think there is any pimping involved, looked like a family home, I think it is some young kid wanting a few bucks for a new cellphone or something. For this instance, I am really happy that my big head has the will to override my little head.

 

[DennyRenny]

I shared this story on the forum for a different city before. Instead of getting a great massage, it was a great escape.

Some of you may call me chicken for bailing out. I answered one of those casual encounter ads, supposed to be a 18 yo native girl. She even texted me a quick selfie to confirm look, very attractive girl. Thought I was in luck when she only asked for $160 for the hour so off I went to a basement suite of a walk-up apartment, not a bad neighourhood so I wasn't overly worried. Until then, the only thing strange was the she asked me to bring condoms because she didn't have any. I told her if I stop for condoms, I may not make it for 8pm, then she insisted that it must be 8pm or earlier and I can do it without as long as I cum in her mouth instead. I told her no need, I will have a condom. By agreeing to go, I actually broke my own rule about never visiting any BBFS girls but she looked really pretty in her selfie.

So I was already a little guarded enroute. When I got to the door, well before the 8pm deadline, it was definitely the right girl but she had this attractive 18yo face on the body of a 12 year-old (no tits ultra slim and if you take away the make-up, whoa...). I was instantly on high alert and was looking all over; it looked like she lived in that 3-bedroom apartment with a family, there were adult man shoes, boy sneakers, larger female shoes etc. I kind of freaked when I followed her to her room and there were teddy bears on the floor. I totally went, "I am going to jail if I go through with this", I handed her $40 and told her I changed my mind.

I never saw her ad before or after that night and I am almost certain that it is go straight to jail, do not pass go, if I had stayed. In retrospect, I don't think there is any pimping involved, looked like a family home, I think it is some young kid wanting a few bucks for a new cellphone or something. For this instance, I am really happy that my big head has the will to override my little head.

It was probably her bedtime soon after 8pm or else she'd sleep in and miss the school bus

 

[snoopdoggie]

ok, white trash

Sometimes you want to get back at someone, you get the wrong person. So, smarten up, Jackass!

 

[snoopdoggie]

Racist against Black people, racist against Asian.. I would bitch slap you back to your mom asshole.

He calls white people niggas too.