Massotherapie Nouvelle Vie

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Lucie

J'ai eu un rendez-vous l'autre jour avec Lucie. Jeune chinoise dans la vingtaine, grassette, pour ne pas dire totoune. J'ai pris l'option massage + Jacuzzi (80$/heure).

J'embarque dans le jacuzzi en pensant bien que la totoune viendrait me rejoindre mais non!! Faut payer!! Un autre 60$ . J'accepte mais la maudite totoune exige le paiement immédiat, rubis sur ongle. sinon, niet...
Sors du jacuzzi, tout mouillé, fouille dans mes poches, sors le 60$, donne-ça à la totoune. Elle finit par me rejoindre à contre-coeur dans l'espèce de bain tourbillon-jacuzzi, s'assoit devant moi, me sourit avec un beau regard niaiseux, reste très passive, aucune initiative... Bref après 15 minutes, je m'emmerde et je sors du bain et nous continuons en massage. Là, c'était correct, elle donne un massage, pas trop inspiré, pas de sensualité mais honnête et minimalement adéquat. Elle connaît son truc. La finition était bien ordinaire.

Total: 140$

ہ ces prix-là, faut aller à L'ةvasion ou Spa Isis.

 

[alialoggi]

Merci pour le review. Y a t'il qu'une seule quebecoise ?

 

[cjw08]

Ya I hope the mods will take a look.Looks like shill time.

 

[Ghana Banana]

Cosmo and Joystick,

I do think you are right, sounds shill to me.

However, what he says is actually not too far from the real truth and is done with intelligence. So, it is not gross exaggeration. I do think the mods can close their eyes on that one.

I have been there several times and I always got a very good service from the girls and from the owner, a very nice fellow actually. I'm from out of town and he will always make an extra effort to set-up the appointment with the girl I want in order to better suit my crazy schedule. I do appreciate. So, if you remove the posts, I will repost them under my name.

Some girls are better that other, obviously, and finding the best ones or, still better, making things happening so that the ordinary ones become as good as the best ones, is what makes this hobby interesting.

I suspect the owner is the one who is trying to do this gentle shill.

 

[Jenna H]

Definitely a shill. I've been there twice before and never enjoyed myself. Place is noisy and massages were very average for me.

 

[Davey]

Joystick, qui es tu pour douter de sérieux de la review de Machin ou de la sincerité de ma question. Je cherchais des infos sur ce salon, j'en ai trouvé et j'ai posé ma question. Ce n'est pas parceque tu as 61 posts que tu peut te permettre de sentir le "shill" n'importe où. On est la pour poster des reviews et poser des questions afin de ne pas se faire avoir. Point final.

 

[Little Miss Missy]

Yeah they post 2 or 3 times in the same thread and then they vanish and whine and cry that we pushed them out with our attitude.Bull shit, they only use this as an excuse.
Boo-hooooooo!!!!Poor baby,beign called shill on a review board.

 

[just-another]

Josystick, apparemment, tu n'as rien de mieux à faire que de rechercher mes posts. Et si tu avais un minimum du sens de l'observation, tu aurais remarqué que mon premier post date du 28 décembre. Juste 2 jours. Il faut savoir ce que toi et oliver kloseoff voulez : Si on est nouveau et on poste, c'est du shill, et si on pose quelques questions et on remercie un poster, on est un "rat d'égout" pour utiliser les termes de oliver kloseoff qui au passage a du passer bien plus de temps que moi à écumer les bas fonds et meriterait mieux ce qualificatif. Je vous trouve vraiment stupides et vos insultes sont gratuites. Je trouve ce board très contrasté...

 

[nat]

Pas besoin d'être vulgaire et déplacé Oliver.

La charte du Forum autorise la rédaction en français ou en anglais. اa été discuté et la question est réglée et entendue.

French and english are allowed on eforum.xxx, you can understand that??

Ce n'est pas à toi à dire aux gens quoi faire et comment écrire.

Elvis

 

[SecuritySupportAV]

Ils sont déménagé au 1402 Beauharnois, centre commercial un peu plus loin que l'ancienne location et ils ont maintenant un bain tourbillon qu'il appelle "bain chinois". 1-450-448-7575

Je demande souvent "ana" (bonne réputation) on me dit qu'elle est là, et, lorsque je me présente, elle n'est pas là.

La dernière fois j'ai décidé d'essayer "Yamira", probablement russe. C'était sa première journée et j'étais son premier client. J'ai pris le spa et une heure de massage (80.00$). Dans le spa c'était drôle, elle ne savait pas quoi faire et le bouchon du bain ne tenait pas fermé. Pour le massage, ce n'est pas une masseuse professionnelle mais sensuelle et on se retrourne rapidement. Au menu il y avait daty et fingering et masturbation et elle fini avec un HJ et massage de la prostate (80.00$).

Elle est très jolie, 5'4" envoron 115 lbs, cheveux long bouclés aux épaules, 36C naturel.

Je vais répéter sans le spa.

 

[cutseypututaypie88]

Je suis allé chez Nouvelle-vie à Longueuil et je suis tombé sur Julia.
Dans la vingtaine, cette chinoise mesure environ 5'2" et a une poitrine B. Elle est plutôt jolie et moyennement mince.

Le massage a très bien commencé et j'appréciais ses gestes une peu aguichants, mais avec une technique plutôt erratique et incapable de prendre soin de mon épaule un peu douloureuse. Elle bavardait peu (d'un anglais compréhensible) et c'était correct.

J'ai pris 1 heure à 50$. Après 15 minutes, elle a commencé des gestes plus ciblés sur mon entrejambe et m'a demandé de me retourner. Ces gestes étaient de toute évidence destinés à une seule chose, me faire cracher du cash. Elle m'a offert le thai (que je ne voulais pas), mais pour savoir, je lui ai demandé c'était combien pour se déshabiller, elle a dit 60$ (beaucoup trop cher). Elle m'a demandé combien d'argent j'avais, je lui ai dit 30$ elle m'a dit que je n'aurais qu'un HJ. Je ne demandais rien de plus mais déjà c'est plus que le 20$ régulier.

Elle a commencé à s'exécuter de façon mécanique et je lui ai demandé de diminuer le rythme pour ... goûter un peu. Frustrée elle a commencé à me masser les jambes, puis a continué le HJ. Après que mon intime ait pleuré sans enthousiasme elle m'a dit de prendre ma douche pour relaxer. DIX MINUTES plus tard elle revient . Je lui dis que j'ai payé pour 60 minutes; elle m'a répondu que la douche était bonne pour moi et que de toute façon : "you don't know nothing" selon ses mots.

Elle m'a ensuite fait un massage de visage interminable et douloureux pour passer le 20 minutes qui restait. Comme de raison elle n'est pas venue me reconduire à la porte. Je suis revenu chez moi avec un mal de dos et un mal de tête !!

Julie à Centre de massage Nouvelle vie
Corps : 8/10
Massage 5/10
Attitude 3/10
Service 2/10

Je ne remettrai plus les pieds là !!!

Jouisseur qui n'a pas joui.

 

[kong]

My French are poor but by looking at those icons (angry face, surprise face and sad face). I can tell that you are not too happy with the service.

 

[Lioness]

Hi,

I met the black masseuse; her name escapes me.
Physically, she is a bit chubby with a big chest. Probably 20 or so.

Massage was horrible and the "finale" was plain painful (in a bad way).
How can you be so bad at something so basic!

I am done with that place...that was my last visit

Ogre Tones

 

[Misfit_101]

anyone tried the new girls there ? anything good ?

 

[VIVA USA]

bin to this place two times now, first time was about one year ago, i had Candy who massaged me , payed 50 dollars for the hour,and i need to say that i loved the massage a lot , medium strong very nice little teasing, then comes the flip and she starts to tell me what she can offer me ,HJ 20,topless 40, Thai 60, but i had only 50 and she agreed with that,when she started to undress someone came in the salon ,so she dressed back on because she was the door and phone lady too,she came back and asked me if i would mind to have just 45 minutes and not 1 hour , i didnt agree with that because i was there for 1 hour and not 45 minutes, so she left again to talk with the other guy, she came back in the room undressed very fast, layed down on me naked not moving at all , and she started to try to get mister me a few inches longer as he was, i didnt like that to much and i told her that but she just wanted me to finish, and because i was in a mood that i needed to lose some of my juice , even when she was hard on me i lost my juice, she said you can shower now and the massage was finished , i payed her the 50 dollars but said that i wasnt happy at all with what she did just to start with the other man as fast as she could.
looks: average
massage :was very good
Thai: very bad
service : the first 35 to 40 minutes very good
overall; no repeat with her .
second time i went there was this morning
nice lady at the door said hi to me and asked me for 30 minutes or 1 hour, i took the one hour, she told me 40 dollars please and i payed, she said she had lots of new girls Nancy or Theresa would come to me , so she showed me to the room i undressed and was ready for the massage , then Candy came in the room as my masseuse , i said that i was expecting Nancy or Theresa and not her , so she left and talked to the other lady who was so nice to me at the door , she came to me to tell me that Nancy was on her way and she would be there in 2 minutes, and wow exactly 2 minutes later Nancy comes in the room,a very good looking girl about 22 years old nice set of breasts 36c i guess, and she asked me if i had payed for 30 minutes or 1 hour , i told her 1 hour so she started the massage , and i can tell you it was a very very good one again , no problem with the massage skills over here, after about 40 minutes she asked me to flip, no teasing by the way,and she told me her menu,HJ 40 Topless 60 and Thai 80 and if i wanted to have a bj it would cost more ,i said that she was pretty expensive, and that i never payed more then 20 for a HJ and 40 for Topless , she told me noway its 40 with me , ok i said so i wont take the options then, ok she said no problem but if you want to go on with the massage you need to pay 20 more because i give you a therapeutiqeu massage and not a relax massage, i said What??? i said i would love to pay 20 extra for you if you do the Hj but she did,nt want that and stopped the massage and walked out , i followed her in my underwear, to try to speak the manager but only Candy stood up to say i will come to you sir,and that was,nt really what i wanted even that it was nice of her to jump in,but i dressed myself and walked out the salon and told them that this was the last time i would be visiting them and that i would write something here on eforum.xxx about my experience here.
so overall
massage: super good
extra,s : to high they should remove the special, not put 20 extra on a extra
looks:Nancy is a stunning beautyfull woman and gave a very good massage and loved to talk too.
repeat: not for me , but i would say to other guy,s ask the options before to start the massage it might help prevent problems at the end
i had a good 40 minutes massage ,where i payed for 1 hour

sorry that it is a long post , even that it is just my first one
read you guy,s have a great Massage somewhere in Massaland

 

[poppy1]

So I am on vacation and decided to relax a bit. I opted to go to Salon de massage érotique Nouvelle Vie. Now I looked at their site and the girls are described as "Service Complet". So I call, ask (and pay) for 1 hour, get to meet Yoki.

She is naturally older than described, but what place gives the real age of the ladies (some do, but rarely). She is an okay looking women, but looks at all to me. She gets me undressed and gives me a somewhat decent massage.

Now I had asked 7e_vie about the Service Complet thing and he said talk options with the ladies, which I did. So 140 damages later, she undresses and starts to proceed to rubbing herself against me and play with "it" rather vigorously. 15 minutes later (total 20-25 minutes into session), it is all over.

She goes to take a shower and offers me the chance to take one (after) and basically leaves. Don't get me wrong, she was polite and did her job, but I feel I was rushed and all...

I know the business is always HIT and MISS, but in this case, it was a real miss

Repeat: most unlikely

 

[Expressyourself]

I would also just like to state the finish was by hand , so not Full Service.

 

[J&JLove]

was this the one in Longueuil or the one on Henri Bourassa?

 

[mick7945]

It was the one in Longueil. Sorry about that.

 

[Nuci]

Can this thread be moved by the MOD to the actual ''Massotherapie Nouvelle Vie'' thread??
joining all the infos on that place is best for everybody

thanx

EDIT: Thread merged.

M8