Massage Parlor Reports

[The Questioner]

I had a dream about this place. In my dream, I stopped by and went around 9. 30 pm.

Saw mamasan and led to room. Waited for parade which took time since they were busy.

Picked Bunny. From K town. She was a 9. Got the usual TS, etc. Will repeat.

 

[oyster_ s]

Maybe a Shell of its former self, but had a chance last week to check out Sue at the green place. Older, barely spoke english, but probably top of what we have these days.

PM for details.

 

[Tri]

Sorry, replied to this guys question thinking I was in my Charlotte forum rather than DC. The names and locations of my post won't make sense in this forum. My apologies.

 

[Jona B]

They are possible, but rare. I had a friendship with the owner of Shogun in Falls Church (long gone) , which was a Nova-style service place, but we hit it off and progressed to FS as a personal thing, not a business one. She used to cook dinner for me in the back room afterwards, and also came to my house for some fun (free and completely intimate).

I tried to get something going with Connie from the original Golden (Georgetown then Merrifield). I thought she liked me because of the untranslated Asian and verbal completion, but maybe I flattered myself.

I also took one girl out of the NY Ave place and went for a night tour of the monuments and coffee before taking her to the bus station to go on vacation (they really do go on vacation, and move freely without being "trafficked." She even showed me her Thai passport, which she had in her own possession).

She gave me her phone number, and we talked a few times, but she never came back to DC.

I know other members here have had relationships, including one who had a serious romantic involvement, but I'll let him speak for himself if he wants to.

My advice is to keep both eyes open, go slowly with any personal attachment and entanglement, and be wary of getting played. Some of these girls may indeed be genuine, but it's not easy to tell them from the operators.

 

[Rick420~57]

I have not been to a DC AMP in may years but have been again following this board for for a couple of months. I would like take up wherre I left off and have a few AMP sessions but cannot seem to find any address information on some of the ones referred to. I am interested in "1333 Green" which I can only assume is 1333 Green Ct., NW. Went there, found that address but saw nothing that remotely resembled an AMP. Also would like to visit Enliven but have no clue where it is.

Before flaming me and telling me to RTFF - I have done that and I've gone back quite a bit of time but can find nothing. has there ever been a list posted with the AMP name and addresses that I an use as a reference?

Would appreciate any info. Replies by PM OK.

TIA
Globe

 

[Magic 8 Ball]

http://www.leesburg2day.com/articles/2010/04/29/ashburn_today/news/845raid042910.txt

This place was pretty good.

However, I knew it was only a matter of time.

 

[AngelFace]

location calls a lot of attention so get while gett'in good ads on BP.

But much better option than Mist.

Staff a bit older and definately inexperienced. Facilities are top notched though seems to be a unique tread recently.

 

[HavinFun]

First, I want to suggest something to everyone on this board. Lets not refer to the $100 payment for service as a tip anymore, it is not accurate as IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PAY A TIP BEFORE SERVICE IS RENDERED, AMPs are no different. You pay ahead of time because that is the fee.

Suggested terminology might be something like this:
HOUSE: $70.
GIRL SERVICE (before service) : $100.
GIRL TIP (after service) : $10. - $30.

[highlight]$100 IS NOT THE TIP, IT IS THE BASE PRICE FOR SERVICE.[/highlight]
She does not get any of the $70 for the house.

If you are the type of person who goes to restaurants and leaves without paying a tip to the waiter then leaving after paying $100 "makes sense".

If you pay a tip to the waiter at the restaurant and don't pay a tip to your AMP provider then you are not being consistent.

Most girls are worth at least $10 extra as you prepare to exit.

If you pay $100 for bad service and pay $100 for good service then the girls are incentivized to give bad service, aren't they?

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Next, the review.

Lilly@2nd floor.

Had an experience identical to Ginger Man (I consider him my brother as we share so many women in our lives).

Waited forever for them to let me in, as they were still not answering phones.
Went to see Deedee (or Peedee) who was not available, Lilly worked fine.

LARS™ Rating.
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Age: no idea (maybe mid 30's)
Height: medium.
Cup: A.
English: poor.
Personality: good.
Looks: 5 1/2 face. 6 1/2 body.
Butt & Legs: 8, round and nice.
Massage: slightly below average.

Conversation was limited, but she worked hard to do a good job and was very accomodating and patient.

HOUSE: $70.
SERVICE: $100.
TIP: $30.

Probably only deserved $20 tip, but I am anxious for this place to come on line full time.
I AM TRYING TO INCENTIVIZE!

Finally to ease the tension in the room I leave you with this video:

 

[chrissy]

These independant Tantric massage providers on BP and other places, esp the ones that are charging up to $$$ or $$$$ for a 60 or 90 min tantric massage, or mutual touch tantric massage. Are they worth it? What are you getting for a tantric massage, esp. for a $$$ tantric massage?

 

[Steven C]

Roger, send me the times for Wednesday and Sundays if you will. Or just pm me your phone number again please sir!

YOU are the MAN!

JJ

 

[Lion Ate Lamb]

You are doing the same thing as the NOVA forums.

RTFF

Thats all.

 

[Alanna..x]

I agree with everything here about Coco. 9+ across the board. I left thoroughly satisfied - similar to some of my better sessions at DT when it was thriving. Will repeat for sure.

 

[Newbie555]

I sware, this place is as reclusive as North Korea, but there's another place open tonight.

 

[Morey000]

Please explain in 25 words or less and in just ONE posting exactly why you posted this THREE times?

JJ

 

[ReginaldQ]

of an old girlfriend. The Ginger Man's theory of women is this--

All women are crazy,
but some are batsh*t crazy.

Sounds like you found one of the latter.

 

[Bulldoger11]

Went star gazing on Saturday. It was my first time at this location, so maybe they were just trying to get a feel for things, but it was ome of the most lackluster experiences I've had in the game. Called ahead, asked for Suzie, MMS said she was out, but that she would set me up. I get there in the late afternoon, right before the craziness of the pride parade starts. MMS takes 0.8

Drew Coco, beautiful, petite, about 5' even. She seemed friendly but tired. Had a nice TS, and moved into the room. We start talking business, and I was surprised that she laid out exactly what was on the menu. I must admit I'm accustomed to dealing in euphemisms.

I wanted to try FS, but like an idiot I was 0.2 short. I end up agreeing on linguistic practice. The massage starts, and I have to say, it was AWFUL. No lotion or oil, just dry skin, and she really didn't seem to know even remotely what she was doing. It only lasted about 5 min, but she managed to legitimately screw up my neck in that time. She kept trying to massage the base of my skull and ended up pinching a nerve. It still hurts as I write. I think I'm going to have to find a REAL masseuse just to undo the damage this one did.

Anyway, after the massage out comes the cover. Very lackluster effort in that regard too. Additionally she was adamant about staying fully garbed the whole time. Apparently seeing her whole body was only for FS. I end up finishing up despite the lack of effort, and she spends the last 10 minutes just sort of hanging around in a semifriendly way. I guess she felt a little too comfortable, because she had the nerve to call me fat. Twice! I walk out with my most basic needs met, but neither satisfied or relaxed. Not worth the money. I feel swindled.

Summary:

Looks:9
Attitude: 4
Massage: -1
Service: 3

Damage: 0.8 X 2

 

[indian_cowboy]

No offense,but this is not being discreet.LE aren't the only ones against our hobby.All they have to do is put all the bits and pieces together and pass it on.

 

[Elle M]

Can you explain why any community should welcome someone who essentially arrives with the attitude of "reading the site isn't worth my valuable time, so instead some of you need to use your time to summarize the scene for me?" Have you found that attitude works well in other places?

 

[bahena006]

Hit me up on the Back channels, I may have decent lady for u

I have heard about her on "other" boards and she has good reiviews.

I think she kums thru that area sometimes.

 

[CHRISTINE S]

You truly show that you do not know much about the inner workings of the spa business. That is ok, you don't need to know anything to be a monger.

That said, if you have no interest in how it really works, fine, just keep your comments to yourself about those of us who do.