Review Kiki spa/ tulip

[Mebad2018]

Kiki spa has new sheets and some new paint , somewhat cleaner looking. The shower is still grosse and in the laundry room. Met Callingwood Lily who works there a few days a week. I Opted for 30 minutes as opposed to a full hour . The massage was relaxing and rather nice. Ill give her A for effort . There was another woman at reception, I would say she is rather pretty. She spoke chinese but does not look 100 percent Asian maybe mixed. I did not recognize her.
She looked somewhat like Ashley from number 1 massage.

 

[Cabinmon]

Not to sound like an old fart, but some of these guys between their poor spelling, incomplete sentences, and incoherent thoughts are impossible to follow! Can anybody translate into English??

You’re an OLD FART

 

[Qster]

Not familiar with the name Kiki, based on the title, is "Kiki" a new name of the old Tulip?

 

[Mebad2018]

Not to sound like an old fart, but some of these guys between their poor spelling, incomplete sentences, and incoherent thoughts are impossible to follow! Can anybody translate

Not to sound like an old fart, but some of these guys between their poor spelling, incomplete sentences, and incoherent thoughts are impossible to follow! Can anybody translate into English??

Not familiar with the name Kiki, based on the title, is "Kiki" a new name of the old Tulip?

Kiki is the name that showed up on my bank statement.

 

[Rubmegood]

You’re an OLD FART

OH YEAH?! You're older! (by a few months...)
P.S. (Notice I know how to use you're instead of your??)

 

[Qster]

Kiki is the name that showed up on my bank statement.

I wish they would pay me to visit them too...

 

[Mebad2018]

You’re an OLD FART

Not to sound like , aww never mind fuck it . When was the last time you guys contributed a review instead just a chippy comment? Im just saying , at least the ones you are criticizing are putting in not just taking out. It reminds me of another Old .... , I look at him like he's a tape worm,a parasite. He feeds off his hosts and burries himself up some people's asses. Not trying to start a feud here , as its the last thing we need here on this board . Now if you have something of value , I'm sure we would all like to gleen from your vast experience.

 

[Rubmegood]

Now if you have something of value , I'm sure we would all like to gleen from your vast experience.

LOL! Would ya listen to this smart ass?! How about you search all our posts and gleen a ton of shit that we have contributed over the years? You could PM one of us but we'd probably not give you any info because you have no 'cred'.

The thing is us OG's have "been there, done that" to the point we have found our few favourites after having our fun with "the hunt". And we have reviewed our favourites to the point of being accused of shilling so we just come here to read reviews and banter and throw in a few "chippy comments". But I can go on and on about LauraEdmonton Massage & Merriment 587-357-4922 only text | Massage Classifieds (my all-time favourite!) if you prefer...

 

[Doggy 1]

Kiki spa 有新床单和一些新油漆，看起来更干净。淋浴仍然很脏，在洗衣房里。遇到了每周工作几天的 Callingwood Lily。我选择了 30 分钟而不是一小时。按摩很放松而且相当不错。生病给她一个努力。我woukd说她相当漂亮。她会说中文，但看起来不是百分百的混血儿

 

[Doggy 1]

They are. going to make new shower

 

[Rubmegood]

Kiki spa has new sheets and some new paint , somewhat cleaner looking. The shower is still grosse and in the laundry room. Met Callingwood Lily who works there a few days a week. I Opted for 30 minutes as opposed to a full hour . The massage was relaxing and rather nice. Ill give her A for effort . I woukd say she is rather pretty. She spoke chinese but does not look 100 percent maybe mixed.

Thank you for the edit!

 

[Cabinmon]

OH YEAH?! You're older! (by a few months...)
P.S. (Notice I know how to use you're instead of your??)

Get your English dictionary out of mothballs. You’re is an abbreviation for you are, your is a possessive adjective. Grade 3 English class .

 

[Mebad2018]

I would not pm any of you. The fact is I share a lot of things with a number of members ( none you not, that you gaf or should). Many of the sessions I have had I dont review for everyone here to see. I share many of my reviews between those few that I find credible, and who reciprocate in turn. As for my creds , they speak for themselve , (check the history of threads ). All I hear from some of you, is this good old boy sense of entitlement and self proclaimed captain of the football team attitude. Great , your a legend in your own mind. If you dont like reading my reviews feel free to add me to your ignore list. Then again , if your sole purpose for being here is to be a dick carry on. I will not contribute to your high horse bullshit. I seldom get into the "banter" as I see where it often goes. I don't need to contribute reviews here, but I do consistently and measurably . You may have been here a long time but it does not make you better or worse than anyone else . The only thing that I question is your expiry date. At some point your arrogance got the better of you.

 

[Cabinmon]

I’m u

Get your English dictionary out of mothballs. You’re is an abbreviation for you are, your is a possessive adjective. Grade 3 English class .

yeah after an grammar lesson

 

[Cabinmon]

I would not pm any of you. The fact is I share a lot of things with a number of members ( none you not, that you gaf or should). Many of the sessions I have had I dont review for everyone here to see. I share many of my reviews between those few that I find credible, and who reciprocate in turn. As for my creds , they speak for themselve , (check the history of threads ). All I hear from some of you, is this good old boy sense of entitlement and self proclaimed captain of the football team attitude. Great , your a legend in your own mind. If you dont like reading my reviews feel free to add me to your ignore list. Then again , if your sole purpose for being here is to be a dick carry on. I will not contribute to your high horse bullshit. I seldom get into the "banter" as I see where it often goes. I don't need to contribute reviews here, but I do consistently and measurably . You may have been here a long time but it does not make you better or worse than anyone else . The only thing that I question is your expiry date. At some point your arrogance got the better of you.

If you’re talking to me, I contribute plenty to the forum, but I have a constant thorn in my side. I tried to ignore but finally had enough of his digs at me and retaliated. I will attempt again to ignore

 

[Rubmegood]

I would not pm any of you. The fact is I share a lot of things with a number of members ( none you not, that you gaf or should). Many of the sessions I have had I dont review for everyone here to see. I share many of my reviews between those few that I find credible, and who reciprocate in turn. As for my creds , they speak for themselve , (check the history of threads ). All I hear from some of you, is this good old boy sense of entitlement and self proclaimed captain of the football team attitude. Great , your a legend in your own mind. If you dont like reading my reviews feel free to add me to your ignore list. Then again , if your sole purpose for being here is to be a dick carry on. I will not contribute to your high horse bullshit. I seldom get into the "banter" as I see where it often goes. I don't need to contribute reviews here, but I do consistently and measurably . You may have been here a long time but it does not make you better or worse than anyone else . The only thing that I question is your expiry date. At some point your arrogance got the better of you.

Oh, yawn! Go start a fight with somebody else, I never said you didn't contribute. You are the one making accusations.

 

[Deleted member 72001]

(Grabs chair and bucket of popcorn)

“Hang on boys……” *starts video-*

“OK! I’m good! Continue”

 

[Knot Me]

Kiki is the name that showed up on my bank statement.

Can you confirm what the name and location of this place was? Googling "Kiki massage spa" doesn't net any results for me. Please and thanks.
EDIT - never mind. Found Tulip Garden Health Centre which is what I assume this one and the other thread are about.