This place is run by either the stupidest bastards or the most petty, greedy fucks in Latin America.
I'm no kid. I've been to these places all over The World from Columbia To Zurich.
So, I know what to expect. I go in knowing that I'm going to get gouged to a certain degree. That's par for the course.
But, the greasy clowns who run this place take it to new depths.
The game goes like this:
No cover. But you have to order 5 drinks up-front for 250 pesos ( about $25 US ).
Of course, the girl can't have any of the drinks you order. They drink mini beers for $10.00 each or some bs fruity "mixed drinks" which will cost a lot more.
So, I decide to pay after having 2 beers because I don't want them to charge me for more than I order. I get the tab and pay up for the 5 drinks and buy a couple of beers for the "lady" who's working me for the joint.
So, she leaves for a while to do her strip dance and then returns to the table about a half hour later. So I order her another beer and tell the waiter to bring me another beer from the 5 drink minimum - from which they still owe me two more drinks.
And wouldn't you know that the greasy little weasel who was waiting on us bangs me for another $30 dollars - for my beer, her beer and a tip. When I tried to point out that they owed me 2 more drinks from my 5 drink minimum - they started up with their stupid broken English psycho-babble waving the check in my face. So, I simply gave them the swag to get them out of my face.
Also, if you want to fuck the girls in this place, ( most are 6s to 8s ) it will cost you about two times more than it would in New York or Paris.
Moral of the story: if you really want to get fucked - go to KRYSTAL in Guadalajara.
You will, indeed, get royally fucked - but not in a good way.
I'm no kid. I've been to these places all over The World from Columbia To Zurich.
So, I know what to expect. I go in knowing that I'm going to get gouged to a certain degree. That's par for the course.
But, the greasy clowns who run this place take it to new depths.
The game goes like this:
No cover. But you have to order 5 drinks up-front for 250 pesos ( about $25 US ).
Of course, the girl can't have any of the drinks you order. They drink mini beers for $10.00 each or some bs fruity "mixed drinks" which will cost a lot more.
So, I decide to pay after having 2 beers because I don't want them to charge me for more than I order. I get the tab and pay up for the 5 drinks and buy a couple of beers for the "lady" who's working me for the joint.
So, she leaves for a while to do her strip dance and then returns to the table about a half hour later. So I order her another beer and tell the waiter to bring me another beer from the 5 drink minimum - from which they still owe me two more drinks.
And wouldn't you know that the greasy little weasel who was waiting on us bangs me for another $30 dollars - for my beer, her beer and a tip. When I tried to point out that they owed me 2 more drinks from my 5 drink minimum - they started up with their stupid broken English psycho-babble waving the check in my face. So, I simply gave them the swag to get them out of my face.
Also, if you want to fuck the girls in this place, ( most are 6s to 8s ) it will cost you about two times more than it would in New York or Paris.
Moral of the story: if you really want to get fucked - go to KRYSTAL in Guadalajara.
You will, indeed, get royally fucked - but not in a good way.