Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

[Its her]

Okay, this will be my fourth time at writing out this review. Let's hope it goes through this time. If it does, I'll stop here, get some sleep, then do the proper review tomorrow.

 

[nike loverr]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

Let me be the first to say "SHILL"!!
Look forward to the review...and good choice in names.

 

[xida_loverx]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

hey phil, you should write it out on microsoft word and save it. then just copy and paste it whenever it doesnt seem to work.

tell us what you are doing and maybe we can help with whatever is going wrong.

 

[Moonlightheaven]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

I just copy it before I hit accept. Then if I have timed out while writing I can just start over and paste it back in. Then send it.

 

[northernredneck65]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

Lets see how far I get. Every time I hit "post reply" the message comes back that my field is less then three characters. Then I get locked out, and have to log on again.

 

[T.F.C]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

So here goes. Sometime last month, I waltz into Shangri-La in beautiful uptown Langley. I book a one hour session for three greens. Rooms are small, dark and cozy, with a seperate shower located just down the hall. Instead of a bed, futon or matress, my room has one of those proper massage tables. One that's covered with lotsa fancy linen and has a rolled up towel serving as a "pillow".

more follows . . .

 

[Margey x]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

At this time, there was only one lady on duty -- the lovely
"Agent Sixty-nine". Never found out if the second lady hiding in the backroom was a second staff member, or management.

So fifteen minutes into our session, my hostess recites her fees for extra services:


hj = five greens (aka one brown)

cbj = ten greens (aka two browns)

Rates for hj's accompanied by various levels of undress were also quoted.

Naturally, I indicated a willingness to pay for a higher level of service.

more follows . . .

 

[MatthewM]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

My lovely hostess replied that she was not allowed to offer anything above cbj level. That if we were caught doing the horizontal nasty, management would fire her on the spot. However, as long as we were being descrete about it, Agent Sixty-nine would agree for us to file under carnal knowledge for:

fifteen greens (aka three browns)

I agreed. I paid. We did.

And this is why the lady in this review gets a number, instead of a name and description. I didn't want to get her fired then, and I sure as heck don't want to get her fired now. And besides, Agent Sixty-nine was good enough to show me how doggy-style is successfully done, using those gawd-awful massage tables. I think that should count for something. So what did we learn today?

1) Langley By-Laws must really like to crack down alot, if the management here are so scared of their staff misbehaving.

2) Never realized that one of your last chances at obtaining horizontal happiness, before heading for Chilliwack, would be charging Vancouver-style rates. Because they can, I guess.

3) I enjoyed my session with Agent Sixty-nine, even if it was a little pricey. So I might try this place again, someday. But of the seven or eight women who staff this place in total (which works out to two women per shift), there might be one, or two (or none) who will refuse to go above cbj level. If I encounter such a lady, I'll be happy to post a review, complete with name, description and a YES/NO advisory.

End of review.

 

[Zok]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

Only went once about 5 years ago. Prices were double what they should have been and I have never been back since. $360 for a piece of tail, are you serious?

 

[Buck]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

But some times you just gotta get some. Now!!

 

[guerrero82]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

about needing some right now. i have seen quite a few ladies there and pretty much all of them will do fs for one arm, two legs, both of your nuts and your whole freakin wallet. aka 3 browns. they say that they cant do it, and that they will get fired. i do believe chia, or how ever you spell her name would blow a gasket, but almost all of the ladies do it there now. i have seen at least 7 ladies over the past couple of years doing it.

 

[mo ree uh]

Well you said the SP is "lovey", in all my pooning experience, I never met a girl worth over $350. Hope this girl gave you FULL GFE, and was wearing the right lingerie, and did EVERYTHING you wanted from a girl…..another words, more likely the answer will be “NO”.

If you really like this girl, and the place in Langley….word of advice….go there as often as you can afford to, b/c this place will shut down at any given moment b/c of the rates they charge. ($200 for CBJ)....and no one in their right mind would pay that, therefore, business will be poor, and in turn bye bye MP.

MIGHT be cheaper to take a cab to Surrey and go to one of those MP instead (that if you live in Langley and have no access to a car).

Cheers

 

[Kissi]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

i agree with your point of view of the rates and lack of services. i do have to say thou, they have been in business quite awhile now and no sign of slowing down. i personally have gone there for rub and tugs for about 10 years if not longer. before going in, i always tell myself, no f/s, lmao. just depends on the lady thou, sometimes you dont give a rats ass about the money and your little head wins the battle. i have had close to gfe in shangri-la before. i have recieved all the benefits minus the lingerie, private apartment, but service wise, i have gotten it all there. there are some ladies who start high on their pricing, then once you see them more and more, the price will drop, especially if they like you. i just wish tracey and lacy were back there. i havent been for a couple of months, but the last time was alot of fun. "almost" worth the 2.5 browns. anyone know of tracey or lacy's whereabouts?

 

[E&L]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

"$360?" Yes, I was serious.

"Full - GFE?" Sadly, no.

But then again, I did this place just to see how usefull a scouting report would be.

But the real reason I went to Shangri-La was thanks to a disturbing conversation I had once at an "all-inclusive" (ie: places more easily within my price range). After giving me what I wanted, my lady of the session resumed my massage and continued our conversation. One thing she talked about was her last place of employment, "Chilliwack Blue Bay Massage". She felt that the price scale at "CBBM" was much better than "all-inclusive", because at "CBBM" there were all these "nice men" who wanted nothing more than a little hj or maybe just a cbj, and anyway why should they be made to pay ten greens for a service level they don't even want blah blah blah, and why should she be "risking her health" providing full service when her cut of the take was (a ridiculuous sum was quoted/couldn't tell if this was her share or their deduction).

My sympathy would've gone out the window at that point, if only there was a window open. Instead, it silently cowered under the bed.

 

[bread]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

Sorry, computer cut out again.

So after wondering why this person just didn't move on (and vowing never to traumatize her with my patronage ever again), I resolved to check out "Chilliwack Blue Bay Massage" the next time I was in Chilliwack. That was last summer. Too bad I kept picking Sunday for my visits, because the place was closed every time. Couldn't even get an answering machine when I tried phoning. So Lotus Relaxation (Chilliwack branch) kept getting my business instead. By the time my next chance to visit Chilliwack fell on a weekday, all refernces to "CBBM" had disappeared in the advertising section of "The Province". That was mid-September. I assumed "CBBM" had gone out of business.

December rolls around, and the "CBBM" ads resurface. Good news for me, because I was already considering visiting that "Roses Chinese" place in Abbotsford. I really wanted to see how "pay-as-you-go" or "pay-to-play" service (that was the best I could come up with to describe the opposite of "all-inclusive", sorry) was done out in the Fraser Valley. But by the start of the new year, all notices of "CBBM" and "Roses" had vanished from the "Province", "Buy & Sell" and "Georgia Straight". I am assuming that both places either closed down or were shut down.

And that was my reasoning behind visiting Shangri-La. Closer to Surrey than Valley, maybe. But that seemed to be all that was left.

 

[Febe]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

Every review about this place is bad. It just goes to show you how well a good place in Langley could do if one opened up becuase this place and their ugly exspensive girls just still seems to get people in the door.

 

[ELEGANTLY WASTED]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

Keep watching, waiting, for someone to come out with a *positive* toftt story about this place. Langley is spartan ever since Sammara moved on.

A brown for a HJ is just not good value to me.

 

[Your Gorgeousness]

Fun with "Agent Sixty-nine" at Shangri-La in Langley

but hahahahahahaahahaha...man were you ripped off.

sorry that wasn't very compassionate.