Dirty Joke

[LeonardKO]

yeah, pass it around will ya?! lmao good one

Thanks
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[jspnzkkz]

There is many way to change this joke. Like, my changing it to : The two things to Rocket Launcher, instead of bush put cave, and keep the snake but name it pet snake. So it will turn into: "Mom, dad is putting his pet snake into your cave, blow him with rocket launcher!:

 

[Pompal 09.]

Lol that's funny gets me cracking up everytime.

 

[Darrell Balatayo]

Comeon, lets bring this awesome joke back to life, eh?

 

[XxDevilxGirlxX]

When i saw that joke this morning i was just laughing at it.....lol

 

[Yorkshire Gal]

I actually read all of that. D;​

 

[Pompal 09.]

lol thats was funny but thats make the little boy ga.....

 

[mqemyubsibriukeny]

†;3776643']lame..

 

[Chace W]

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "I wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot replies, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"WOW!" the guy exclaims. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this. How do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

"Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't you!?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

"Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!"

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.

The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately."

"WHAT?!" the guy asks incredulously. "Then what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty and began petting her all over" reported the parrot.

"My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?"

"Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down . . ."

"WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT
HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know! I got a hard-on and fell
off my perch!"

 

[melaine010903]

lol its really a good joke :clap

 

[mean Gene]

OKay a guy goes to a wh.ore house. When he goes in a lady meets him and asks what he wants . He says , I want to get fuc.ked . She tells him to go upstairs and knock on room number 3 . He goes up, knocks on the door . A lady from behide the door says , Yeah, whatca want ? Hes says , I want to get fuc.ked . She says, okay side 20 bucks under the door . He does and waits about 5 mins. Knocks again. Same lady says, whatca want. He says , I want to get fuc.ked. She says, what again ?

 

[lovelylex]

This thread is so funny I nearly pissed myself.

/sarcasm.

 

[jbbs]

Kids Say The Darnest Things... ​

 

[vanpersie]

Well, I heard it about a month ago.​

 

[Murfus]

heard that 1 about 20 years ago:

 

[njbvlpud]

Thats a funny one. :

 

[nawrvxxh]

Oh right, my bad.​

 

[Alyce Possiblities]

How he woke up?​

 

[Da laiker]

What's embarassing?​

 

[ellen<3]

LMAOOOO
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