Blossoms Relaxation - Unnamed

[jw2par]

After having a wonderful pooning experience at Ocean Relaxation Ctr. I decided to see if I could let it ride and have another session back to back with another hot Asian chick.

I headed over to Richmond to Blossoms Relaxation. I barely made it before closing after getting lost. #230-12251 Vickers Way, Richmond 604.304.5313

Parked up front and wandered around the left side and through the side door and finally up the stairs.

I rang the buzzer a few times. I could not hear it ring inside. Finally an Asian chick opened the door. Very little was spoken other than the $160 for the session. If it was spoken it was broken English.

I was led through a dumpy hall and into a dumpier room. There were no showers to be seen. Great I thought. This one will be funky. I was left alone in the room for about 5 minutes. I was thinking of leaving but I paid already so I stayed.

She came back in unenthusiastically and put some oil on my legs. She put oil near my ass and reached under for my hammer. I thought this was going to be better.

I asked to flip and she mumbled something. She then started to stroke my cock and then she thought my cock had a flip top lid. She tried to open it with her nail. I winced in pain and then she must have changed her mind and decided it was a Zippo lighter and she kept rubbing the tip with her thumb. I told her enough and that I would like FS now. I just watched in amazement and pain as she did her signature HJ. What was she thinking? How can anyone possibly enjoy that?

Anyway she gets on top. She pulled her panties off and left her sundress on. I thought that was nice for a change. Sometimes clothes on can be fun. After a little bit I'm glad she did as it prevented the stench from wafting directly up my nose.

I thought to myself this was a session I should just finish as it isn't going to get any better. She was on top of me and you would think that she would move or grind or something.

Nope.

I kid you not. I had to lift her up and down on my rod. She was not moving. I physically gave myself a glorified HJ with her as a human Fleshlight. But let me tell you....I had game that way. There was no way that her lack of movement was going to stop me from busting a nut. I might have busted a shoulder lifting her up and down but I wasn't leaving without a release of some sort.

A minute or two later of jacking her on my railspike I was done. Pulled off the rubber and put on my clothes and hustled out the door. No shower, no wipe down.

I showered as soon as I got home.

I Am.

Glad Asians Aren't Heavy.

SlimShady.

 

[Jessica P]

Funny review man, glad you kept your humour through the ordeal!! Take one for the team!!

 

[SlimShady]

Another one of my reviews.

 

[Drift_King]

wats the stats on the chick? was she even hot?