Alana @ BP

[Pavlovs Dogma]

I'm speechless...........

the place really is in its own class as far is MP's go.....but Alana...
.......speechless.....

the g-man

 

[Fezzie]

actually I was going to see her today, but it didn't look like she was on the schedule... did I miss something?

 

[Pauly]

all the reviews are accurate.....no details here...
pm me for details.....

 

[unagii]

Gassman,

I tried to PM you but your mailbox is full.

I have an appointment with her tomorrow night. Can you PM me with details of what to expect. Thanks.

 

[Angeltress]

She is young and full of life and energy. She has a beautiful exotic look with a touch of innocence...but with a hot latina spice to her. If you're out of shape, you may be exhausted at the end. It was alot of fun "meeting" her for the first time.

 

[ReginaldQ]

click nights. she works tonight and tommorrow (they don't have the weekend up)

 

[Zahid]

Good description, except of course that she's not latina. She's Italian/Croatian.

 

[Uncle Sim]

For the wonderful advice in seeing this incredible young lady.

Definitely not one for the shy of heart. This girl is full out sexual energy with a creative mind and a desire to please. To paraphrase, she was a definite treat and a definite repeat. I usually like to be cautious with a new girl, but we definitely clicked and caution was thrown to the wind. This girl left me, as many others have noted, smiling from ear to ear, in disbelief from what I just encountered.

While driving home, I thought of all the wonderful words and descriptions I could use (or not use ) to review my experience when something dawned on me. All of the reviews I have read, which made me pursue this lovely lady, have been relatively the same. Despite how she made us all feel, I believe that Alana is a wonderful businesswoman who has sharked all of us.

Don't get me wrong. I'll be going back as a happy customer, but it seems she reels us all in with the same lines, which melt us like butter...

Some common traits to positive posts:

-we were both left gasping, fatigued
-her immediate "openness", natural chemistry...
-the instant connection
-plus many more which I don't think are appropriate to mention but I've read about in pm's.

How do you guys feel about this? In those 30 minutes, I felt like a king and she was my queen. But at the same time I realize its the same lines, the same (e)motions, the same "moves" and the same reactions over and over with numerous guys...

I guess I rambling now...but something about the fake sincerity (perhaps the GFE bait that catches us fish) makes me feel like I had to post something (even if this makes no sense).

Alana, I know you read the board. Please don't take offense to this. I have a sincere gratitude (ironic, I know) for the service you provided. I'm just not sure if this hobby is for me anymore. It's too easy to get caught up in the idea that these beautiful creatures care for you, when in the next session, the same story will be played out for someone else. Best of luck to you and to everyone else enjoy! I'm sure however, I'll come to my senses by morning and book another shameless hour with Alana, the best damn MPA this town has to offer! Just some thoughts from a dumbass who should be watching Smackdown...

 

[Evilcharm]

Tajiri is sexier than Alana.I just get lost in his eyes..........aw Tajiri.

 

[gfuigfilguli]

Did you ever get a duo with Tajiri and Mystirio.

 

[madcowbutcher]

Sorry, in HFH description of her, it said she was Spanish/Italian. I only met her once so I didn't know the details of her background. Nevertheless, she is as hot as many Latina ladies can be.

 

[Riki]

My thoughts exactly on my encounters with Tarah at HFH. I became almost obsessed by her for a few months. I just recently snapped out of it with the help of, none other than, Alana. We must all remember, except for a few exceptions, when we visit an mpa, we are just visiting her, but we're not going to be living there with her...

 

[money maker]

Couldn't have said it better myself! Hey guy, it's a 30 or 45 or 60 minute session followed by many more sessions. If you want to make it into a soft focus love story, you're taking the fantasy more than a little too far. You may think it's a GFE, but she's not your GF. The clicking you hear is the time meter on Sal's punch clock! This is no criticism of Alana (who is teriffic) or anyone else - just a hit of cold water reality.

 

[the tot]

I suppose we need to be reminded that it all comes down to $. Yeah, I have also seen Alana numerous times...and everytime was great, and in the back of my mind it's like Wow, she must really like me cause I was treated like a VIP; and all those things she said that made me feel all special...unfortunately when reality hits...I know I'm not the only VIP she has...I'm sure we can debate the moral behind this till we're blue...it all comes down to personal tactics, and what the MPA feels justify saying or doing to maintain a certain "business relationship". I don't think there's a right or wrong to this, MPA's are there to make a living, and it's up to us to decide whether we should buy into their whole persona. When I see Alexis, her services are top notch as well, and yes I leave happy. But at the same time, her sessions don't include all the "sweet talking" Both are satisfactory experiences, it's a matter of what kinda experience one seeks.

 

[Bonsaifweek]

You guys read way too much into these sessions. Just be thankful you can have a great time with such sexy women.Dont leave thinking something more meaningful will develop with her, just take it for what it's worth.

 

[jayR]

I do agree with that...except sometimes our ego might lead us to think/feel otherwise...

BTW...a duo with Stacy Keibler (those legs) & either Torrie Wilson or Trish Stratus...hmmm...

 

[Elsabe]

2 things:

1). First of all as long as I feel like the king of the world for an hour or two with an MPA I could give a shit about if she is just acting. If I like it I will come back for more to feel good for that short time and thats why she is getting paid. If I don't like it I won't come back. Clicking with the MPA is important and enjoying yourself is important. Sweating the "reality" of it is a waste of time.

2). Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus ( a TO native ) would make the best pair of buns to sandwich me between.

If ya Smell what the E is cooking

E

 

[Pompal 09.]

Absolutely agree with what's been said above.
The whole GFE is just what it says--- an experience. If a hobbyist thinks that any MPA would perform like that for any total stranger who walks in the door then I would like to provide him with a reality check.
Of course the girls are going to put on an act because that's all part of the service and they know about boards like this and they also know that if they want repeat business they need to provide something to come back to.
Enjoy the time that you have with them and leave happy but for your own sanity don't ever start to think that you're not a client cause that's when all the problems some members allude to about addiction come from.
Just enjoy the experience and feel sorry for the poor slobs who either can't appreciate the hobby or don't know about it.

 

[Lorri M]

but dreaming is fun, the whole adult industry is based on guys dreaming about what they wont get. I know after many sessions I have foudn myself dreaming, but the next day or later that day I wake up, and as long as you wake up everythings great.

 

[xx_satanic_mechanic_xx]

and if in todays market she only charges you a dollar then I think she might like you at least a little