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[mteukueiimliebesi]

thank you

 

[Aduial]

This made me LOL.

 

[Paige Welsh]

we do it online now...

 

[**444**]

See you at Kutcher's for the next Jewish singles weekend. Haha.

 

[idwpbnnm]

That's why we pay you the big bucks, IM. Very Catskills.

Ivy: I saw her on the Sabbath, what a shanda, oy vey.

 

[Arwen]

For Ivy, I would have used an oy-vey for our Jewish friends.

 

[Jakey]

Yeah, there are 57 names on that list after you get rid of the doubles.

Not happening...

 

[cveakugvilqikdeya]

 

[Steve Bee]

Damn, this is cutting into my handjob time now.

Only because I love Korean ladies so much...

Miki: we're gonna end up all hot and sticky.
Chanel: makes my little head swell.
Ivy: Jesus Christ, what the fuck rhymes with Ivy?
Bonnie: yes, me so haw-ny.
Daisy: makes my cock go crazy.
Jessica: works me up to a finish that's a great big mess(ica.)

Oh, OK, OK:
Ivy: she did me so right it took a team of paramedics to revive me. Best I got.

Here's hoping the rest of these places all have six girls named "Coco."

 

[tueknuhlifeibqehh]

AHEM, King Otis, you are not done yet

 

[iojhyt675]

Sigh...

OK, we're going here, aren't we?

I love 'em all at E4A too.

Akira: I've got a Rash, O Mon she is the only cure.
Sakura: I'd love to Suck Her Uhhh delicious breasts.
Momo: reminds me I'm not a Homo.
Cherri: Speaks for itself.
Mei: I just "may" chase her around the massage table and play Twister with her.
Eri: her pussy's so tight, it's anything but "airy."
Erika, yeah, we are repeating ourselves, we know: unlike Erika Kane, she takes the prize every year.
Yuri: Yur in for a nice surprise...it's right here in my pants.
Rose: your stem may be thorny but you make me so horny.
Jun: I'd fuck her right into July.
Blossom: ...ahhh, Blossom, who loves ya, baby. Lil Otis keeps asking when he's gonna see you again. Shhhhh...I'm remembering something...yeah...

OK, back to the task at hand:
Jane: me Tarzan, baby.
Nikki: there's a girl I'd like to licky.
Silver: so much better than going for the gold.
Jinny: makes my cock go to maxi from mini.
Chloe: those firm titties look anything but doughy.
Kana: so delicious I'd drink a can a her any time.

Mila: sure hope my Mila-age won't vary.
Olga: produces a river of cum to rival the Volga.
Tanya: there's nothing you can do that would make me want to ban ya.
Samantha: makes me purr like a panther.
Dasha: makes you feel like a king or perhaps a Pasha.
Tiffany: saw her as Belle in "Beauty and the Beast." Great set of pipes.
Nelly: a pussy so delicious, the furthest thing from "smelly."
Lisa: there's one I'd like a piece-a.
Eva: if it's good vs. Eva, good can go fuck itself.
Lana: makes me feel like a real Man-a.
Maya: makes my cock go higher and higher.

Today's program was brought to you by the letter "S", because without "S" a shill is just another thing you have to climb.

 

[?? (-^?^-)]

Thank you massageplanet, from the chinese and koreans ladies of the night.

 

[Alfgyful]

Here's a 'current' screen shot posted by NittanyLion69 of how the banners look now!!

Oh and just for a heads up for everyone, it was posted in this thread!! -----> FYI I like my sig !!!

....which pertains to this thread if no one noticed it yet!! -----> Sticky: Maximum signature sizes

 

[tatooedpriestess]

Much love to massageplanet from all the E4A 2.0 girls!!!!!

E4A Japan Therapists
-Akira
-Sakura
-Momo
-Cherri
-Mei
-Eri
-Erika
-Yuri
E4A 2.0 Japan FS
-Rose
-Blossom
-Jun

E4A 2.0 Korea
-Jane (Therapist)
-Nikki
-Sliver
-Jinny
-Chloe
-Kana

E4A 2.0 Russia
-Mila
-Olga
-Tanya
-Samantha
-Dasha
-Tiffany
-Nelly
-Lisa
-Eva
-Lana
-Maya

 

[? ? ? ???? ????? ???]

Otis should earn a coupon for this opus.

 

[eafaa fafaf]

Ahem

 

[Bubbles DeVere]

Like I said...never been there. I plan on it soon...talk about an embarrassment of riches with the ridiculously hot women to choose from.

 

[Gatrabreac]

King O, who is your ATF at MIR4U2? I had a lovely blonde polish chick called Jessica there once, but alas she appears to be gone. Intrigued about Lana, the Korean Russian (Is she half korean or just born in Russia?). Compared to CYKAS, where I've heard great things about Marissa and Peyton? Which one is a "must try"?

 

[vuzacjqm]

I love 'em ALL, especially the ones I've never been to, which is all of them except E4A and Asian Paradise.

Fuji? Oh I'd love to mount ya.

Blue Moon? Hell, I'll spank that blue moon 'til it's bright red.

Spa Valley? Sure, I'd love a trip through your valley.

Bunny Girls? They can hop on me any time.

Asian Flower? Open those petals baby.

Asian Honey Flower, seriously, we're already repeating ourselves? Yep, I'll drink that nectar all night long.

Unicorn? Yep, makes my horn grow and grow.

Strawberry? Sure baby, I'll eat that juicy berry.

Fantasia? Love the segment with the dancing hippos and the crocodiles almost as much as the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Red Secret? My hard cock is no secret anymore.

Asian Models? Model this pearl necklace, honey.

Hot Pink? That one speaks for itself.

Dream Girl? I dreamed I fucked an Asian beauty and I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Hot Asian? Is this one a KMP or a restaurant? Either way, I'm good.

Golden Asian? They deserve a medal for fine pussy.

And of course, MIR4U...I think I love you most of all.

 

[sadapollamn]

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