Review Julia @ SJ Wonder - My Shitty Story

[PatrickLalime]

Gents,

You know sometimes when you decide to visit a spa on a whim? You think to yourself..."hey - I could use a good massage and HJ release right about now, I wonder what's in the area?" Well that was me in early October, except I was downtown so the options are always brutal. But I had recently seen some things about a "Julia" at "SJ Wonder" and I wasn't too far, so I decided to head over. Now, I don't love SJ simply because I find it's super busy on Dundas, and it's sketchy trying to get in and out. But alas, Chinatown doesn't have a ton of great options, so in I went - mask on, toque on, trying .to be low key.

I get upstairs and an old lady greets me.

"I'm looking for Julia?" I said, hoping there was some hot young girl waiting in the back who'd come out.

"You never been here before?" She says - "I'm Julia!"

Oh shit. What have I done? I think to myself...

She's old. Not great looking. She seems confused as to why I asked for her if I've never seen her before.

Fuck it. You guys said she was good, so in I go.

She comes in a few minutes later after I'm lying down and tries to get me to switch to some other girl. The walls are paper thin - I can hear everything going on in each and every room in the joint. It's uncomfortable.

In for a penny, in for a pound. I tell her no, I'm staying with you.

She asks me if I've seen her before. I lie and say yes, but it's been a while. Not sure why I did that.

She comes back 5 minutes later and starts the massage, stopping intermittently to speak at normal volume to people on the other side of the wall. I'm wondering what the hell I'm doing with my life.

Then she starts the tease. I'm still lying face down - she removes her top, and starts kissing me all over on my back, all the way down and even gives me a little rim? I'm surprised. Not what I was expecting, but now I'm not thinking clearly. I can hear the guy next door start his massage and talking to his girl.

She asks me what I want. I know I shouldn't do it, but I ask. BBJ/CIM - damage is $120. I'm weak, so I do it. I don't know what it was, but being in that crazy place, hearing everything going on - I might as well have been getting a BJ out in the hall. It didn't take me long for some reason. She spits it out, I pack up, and try to discreetly make my way out without making eye contact with anyone. She says to come back and ask for her, I doubt I will.

Get home - try to forget about it. Basically regret it within a few hours.

Next day rolls around and I start having to pee a lot more than usual. No burning sensation but just peeing a lot. It feels like there's something going on with my kidney - kind of like a UTI but doesn't burn. I start freaking out, obviously. I know no one on here talks about the S words, but fuck it - you're joining me for this story by this point. A day or two passes, it doesn't get better. Still peeing a lot - pee dribbling out, not sure what the fuck is going on.

Now I have a decision to make. Really hard to go to the family doctor - too many questions. Walk in clinic could work but what if I come back positive? Pretty sure the family doctor finds out. Find some online STD place that seems new and pretty user friendly. Pay $120 - they fax a form to a local place, go and do some tests. I'd pay $500 to get a test without anyone knowing.

Longest 4 days of my life.

Comes back clean.

A few days later the pee things goes away - must have been a bladder infection - I guess Julia was sick or something?

Anyways, that's my story.

Hope you enjoyed.

TLDR:
- SJ Wonder menu is more open than I thought
- Julia isn't attractive, and talks to people in the spa while she's massaging you
- Spa is pretty shitty, with no sound barrier
- Thought I got an STD, but didn't
- Questioning all of my life decisions
- Haven't been back to a spa since
- Should stick to massage/HJ to keep my sanity moving forward

Let's see if I stick with it...

 

[snoopdoggie]

Gents,

You know sometimes when you decide to visit a spa on a whim? You think to yourself..."hey - I could use a good massage and HJ release right about now, I wonder what's in the area?" Well that was me in early October, except I was downtown so the options are always brutal. But I had recently seen some things about a "Julia" at "SJ Wonder" and I wasn't too far, so I decided to head over. Now, I don't love SJ simply because I find it's super busy on Dundas, and it's sketchy trying to get in and out. But alas, Chinatown doesn't have a ton of great options, so in I went - mask on, toque on, trying .to be low key.

I get upstairs and an old lady greets me.

"I'm looking for Julia?" I said, hoping there was some hot young girl waiting in the back who'd come out.

"You never been here before?" She says - "I'm Julia!"

Oh shit. What have I done? I think to myself...

She's old. Not great looking. She seems confused as to why I asked for her if I've never seen her before.

Fuck it. You guys said she was good, so in I go.

She comes in a few minutes later after I'm lying down and tries to get me to switch to some other girl. The walls are paper thin - I can hear everything going on in each and every room in the joint. It's uncomfortable.

In for a penny, in for a pound. I tell her no, I'm staying with you.

She asks me if I've seen her before. I lie and say yes, but it's been a while. Not sure why I did that.

She comes back 5 minutes later and starts the massage, stopping intermittently to speak at normal volume to people on the other side of the wall. I'm wondering what the hell I'm doing with my life.

Then she starts the tease. I'm still lying face down - she removes her top, and starts kissing me all over on my back, all the way down and even gives me a little rim? I'm surprised. Not what I was expecting, but now I'm not thinking clearly. I can hear the guy next door start his massage and talking to his girl.

She asks me what I want. I know I shouldn't do it, but I ask. BBJ/CIM - damage is $120. I'm weak, so I do it. I don't know what it was, but being in that crazy place, hearing everything going on - I might as well have been getting a BJ out in the hall. It didn't take me long for some reason. She spits it out, I pack up, and try to discreetly make my way out without making eye contact with anyone. She says to come back and ask for her, I doubt I will.

Get home - try to forget about it. Basically regret it within a few hours.

Next day rolls around and I start having to pee a lot more than usual. No burning sensation but just peeing a lot. It feels like there's something going on with my kidney - kind of like a UTI but doesn't burn. I start freaking out, obviously. I know no one on here talks about the S words, but fuck it - you're joining me for this story by this point. A day or two passes, it doesn't get better. Still peeing a lot - pee dribbling out, not sure what the fuck is going on.

Now I have a decision to make. Really hard to go to the family doctor - too many questions. Walk in clinic could work but what if I come back positive? Pretty sure the family doctor finds out. Find some online STD place that seems new and pretty user friendly. Pay $120 - they fax a form to a local place, go and do some tests. I'd pay $500 to get a test without anyone knowing.

Longest 4 days of my life.

Comes back clean.

A few days later the pee things goes away - must have been a bladder infection - I guess Julia was sick or something?

Anyways, that's my story.

Hope you enjoyed.

TLDR:
- SJ Wonder menu is more open than I thought
- Julia isn't attractive, and talks to people in the spa while she's massaging you
- Spa is pretty shitty, with no sound barrier
- Thought I got an STD, but didn't
- Questioning all of my life decisions
- Haven't been back to a spa since
- Should stick to massage/HJ to keep my sanity moving forward

Let's see if I stick with it...

I take it, you didn't take a shower after the Bbbj? Do they even have any showers there? You could have caught something from the previous guy she blew. Who knows? Maybe she didn't gargle after him.

 

[snoopdoggie]

By the way, Patrick Lalime had a great start to his career in Pittsburgh, but he sucked against the Leafs in the playoffs.

 

[Booyah]

Hassle Free Clinic

www.hasslefreeclinic.org

They have been good to me in the past for anonymous testing. Not sure what it's like in this Covid environment.

Gents,

You know sometimes when you decide to visit a spa on a whim? You think to yourself..."hey - I could use a good massage and HJ release right about now, I wonder what's in the area?" Well that was me in early October, except I was downtown so the options are always brutal. But I had recently seen some things about a "Julia" at "SJ Wonder" and I wasn't too far, so I decided to head over. Now, I don't love SJ simply because I find it's super busy on Dundas, and it's sketchy trying to get in and out. But alas, Chinatown doesn't have a ton of great options, so in I went - mask on, toque on, trying .to be low key.

I get upstairs and an old lady greets me.

"I'm looking for Julia?" I said, hoping there was some hot young girl waiting in the back who'd come out.

"You never been here before?" She says - "I'm Julia!"

Oh shit. What have I done? I think to myself...

She's old. Not great looking. She seems confused as to why I asked for her if I've never seen her before.

Fuck it. You guys said she was good, so in I go.

She comes in a few minutes later after I'm lying down and tries to get me to switch to some other girl. The walls are paper thin - I can hear everything going on in each and every room in the joint. It's uncomfortable.

In for a penny, in for a pound. I tell her no, I'm staying with you.

She asks me if I've seen her before. I lie and say yes, but it's been a while. Not sure why I did that.

She comes back 5 minutes later and starts the massage, stopping intermittently to speak at normal volume to people on the other side of the wall. I'm wondering what the hell I'm doing with my life.

Then she starts the tease. I'm still lying face down - she removes her top, and starts kissing me all over on my back, all the way down and even gives me a little rim? I'm surprised. Not what I was expecting, but now I'm not thinking clearly. I can hear the guy next door start his massage and talking to his girl.

She asks me what I want. I know I shouldn't do it, but I ask. BBJ/CIM - damage is $120. I'm weak, so I do it. I don't know what it was, but being in that crazy place, hearing everything going on - I might as well have been getting a BJ out in the hall. It didn't take me long for some reason. She spits it out, I pack up, and try to discreetly make my way out without making eye contact with anyone. She says to come back and ask for her, I doubt I will.

Get home - try to forget about it. Basically regret it within a few hours.

Next day rolls around and I start having to pee a lot more than usual. No burning sensation but just peeing a lot. It feels like there's something going on with my kidney - kind of like a UTI but doesn't burn. I start freaking out, obviously. I know no one on here talks about the S words, but fuck it - you're joining me for this story by this point. A day or two passes, it doesn't get better. Still peeing a lot - pee dribbling out, not sure what the fuck is going on.

Now I have a decision to make. Really hard to go to the family doctor - too many questions. Walk in clinic could work but what if I come back positive? Pretty sure the family doctor finds out. Find some online STD place that seems new and pretty user friendly. Pay $120 - they fax a form to a local place, go and do some tests. I'd pay $500 to get a test without anyone knowing.

Longest 4 days of my life.

Comes back clean.

A few days later the pee things goes away - must have been a bladder infection - I guess Julia was sick or something?

Anyways, that's my story.

Hope you enjoyed.

TLDR:
- SJ Wonder menu is more open than I thought
- Julia isn't attractive, and talks to people in the spa while she's massaging you
- Spa is pretty shitty, with no sound barrier
- Thought I got an STD, but didn't
- Questioning all of my life decisions
- Haven't been back to a spa since
- Should stick to massage/HJ to keep my sanity moving forward

Let's see if I stick with it...

 

[Youngttlover]

Gents,

You know sometimes when you decide to visit a spa on a whim? You think to yourself..."hey - I could use a good massage and HJ release right about now, I wonder what's in the area?" Well that was me in early October, except I was downtown so the options are always brutal. But I had recently seen some things about a "Julia" at "SJ Wonder" and I wasn't too far, so I decided to head over. Now, I don't love SJ simply because I find it's super busy on Dundas, and it's sketchy trying to get in and out. But alas, Chinatown doesn't have a ton of great options, so in I went - mask on, toque on, trying .to be low key.

I get upstairs and an old lady greets me.

"I'm looking for Julia?" I said, hoping there was some hot young girl waiting in the back who'd come out.

"You never been here before?" She says - "I'm Julia!"

Oh shit. What have I done? I think to myself...

She's old. Not great looking. She seems confused as to why I asked for her if I've never seen her before.

Fuck it. You guys said she was good, so in I go.

She comes in a few minutes later after I'm lying down and tries to get me to switch to some other girl. The walls are paper thin - I can hear everything going on in each and every room in the joint. It's uncomfortable.

In for a penny, in for a pound. I tell her no, I'm staying with you.

She asks me if I've seen her before. I lie and say yes, but it's been a while. Not sure why I did that.

She comes back 5 minutes later and starts the massage, stopping intermittently to speak at normal volume to people on the other side of the wall. I'm wondering what the hell I'm doing with my life.

Then she starts the tease. I'm still lying face down - she removes her top, and starts kissing me all over on my back, all the way down and even gives me a little rim? I'm surprised. Not what I was expecting, but now I'm not thinking clearly. I can hear the guy next door start his massage and talking to his girl.

She asks me what I want. I know I shouldn't do it, but I ask. BBJ/CIM - damage is $120. I'm weak, so I do it. I don't know what it was, but being in that crazy place, hearing everything going on - I might as well have been getting a BJ out in the hall. It didn't take me long for some reason. She spits it out, I pack up, and try to discreetly make my way out without making eye contact with anyone. She says to come back and ask for her, I doubt I will.

Get home - try to forget about it. Basically regret it within a few hours.

Next day rolls around and I start having to pee a lot more than usual. No burning sensation but just peeing a lot. It feels like there's something going on with my kidney - kind of like a UTI but doesn't burn. I start freaking out, obviously. I know no one on here talks about the S words, but fuck it - you're joining me for this story by this point. A day or two passes, it doesn't get better. Still peeing a lot - pee dribbling out, not sure what the fuck is going on.

Now I have a decision to make. Really hard to go to the family doctor - too many questions. Walk in clinic could work but what if I come back positive? Pretty sure the family doctor finds out. Find some online STD place that seems new and pretty user friendly. Pay $120 - they fax a form to a local place, go and do some tests. I'd pay $500 to get a test without anyone knowing.

Longest 4 days of my life.

Comes back clean.

A few days later the pee things goes away - must have been a bladder infection - I guess Julia was sick or something?

Anyways, that's my story.

Hope you enjoyed.

TLDR:
- SJ Wonder menu is more open than I thought
- Julia isn't attractive, and talks to people in the spa while she's massaging you
- Spa is pretty shitty, with no sound barrier
- Thought I got an STD, but didn't
- Questioning all of my life decisions
- Haven't been back to a spa since
- Should stick to massage/HJ to keep my sanity moving forward

Let's see if I stick with it...

Crazy story. I’m glad you didn’t catch anything too serious. Did you ever figure out what caused the change in the frequency of your urine?

 

[PatrickLalime]

Crazy story. I’m glad you didn’t catch anything too serious. Did you ever figure out what caused the change in the frequency of your urine?

Pretty sure it was just a bladder infection - tested negative for all the major STI's, and then it got better, so didn't bother doing anything after that. Figured I was safe.

 

[PatrickLalime]

Hassle Free Clinic

www.hasslefreeclinic.org

They have been good to me in the past for anonymous testing. Not sure what it's like in this Covid environment.

I used teletest.ca - was pretty good! And discreet!

 

[PatrickLalime]

By the way, Patrick Lalime had a great start to his career in Pittsburgh, but he sucked against the Leafs in the playoffs.

hahahaha yes he did

 

[Steve416]

Gents,

You know sometimes when you decide to visit a spa on a whim? You think to yourself..."hey - I could use a good massage and HJ release right about now, I wonder what's in the area?" Well that was me in early October, except I was downtown so the options are always brutal. But I had recently seen some things about a "Julia" at "SJ Wonder" and I wasn't too far, so I decided to head over. Now, I don't love SJ simply because I find it's super busy on Dundas, and it's sketchy trying to get in and out. But alas, Chinatown doesn't have a ton of great options, so in I went - mask on, toque on, trying .to be low key.

I get upstairs and an old lady greets me.

"I'm looking for Julia?" I said, hoping there was some hot young girl waiting in the back who'd come out.

"You never been here before?" She says - "I'm Julia!"

Oh shit. What have I done? I think to myself...

She's old. Not great looking. She seems confused as to why I asked for her if I've never seen her before.

Fuck it. You guys said she was good, so in I go.

She comes in a few minutes later after I'm lying down and tries to get me to switch to some other girl. The walls are paper thin - I can hear everything going on in each and every room in the joint. It's uncomfortable.

In for a penny, in for a pound. I tell her no, I'm staying with you.

She asks me if I've seen her before. I lie and say yes, but it's been a while. Not sure why I did that.

She comes back 5 minutes later and starts the massage, stopping intermittently to speak at normal volume to people on the other side of the wall. I'm wondering what the hell I'm doing with my life.

Then she starts the tease. I'm still lying face down - she removes her top, and starts kissing me all over on my back, all the way down and even gives me a little rim? I'm surprised. Not what I was expecting, but now I'm not thinking clearly. I can hear the guy next door start his massage and talking to his girl.

She asks me what I want. I know I shouldn't do it, but I ask. BBJ/CIM - damage is $120. I'm weak, so I do it. I don't know what it was, but being in that crazy place, hearing everything going on - I might as well have been getting a BJ out in the hall. It didn't take me long for some reason. She spits it out, I pack up, and try to discreetly make my way out without making eye contact with anyone. She says to come back and ask for her, I doubt I will.

Get home - try to forget about it. Basically regret it within a few hours.

Next day rolls around and I start having to pee a lot more than usual. No burning sensation but just peeing a lot. It feels like there's something going on with my kidney - kind of like a UTI but doesn't burn. I start freaking out, obviously. I know no one on here talks about the S words, but fuck it - you're joining me for this story by this point. A day or two passes, it doesn't get better. Still peeing a lot - pee dribbling out, not sure what the fuck is going on.

Now I have a decision to make. Really hard to go to the family doctor - too many questions. Walk in clinic could work but what if I come back positive? Pretty sure the family doctor finds out. Find some online STD place that seems new and pretty user friendly. Pay $120 - they fax a form to a local place, go and do some tests. I'd pay $500 to get a test without anyone knowing.

Longest 4 days of my life.

Comes back clean.

A few days later the pee things goes away - must have been a bladder infection - I guess Julia was sick or something?

Anyways, that's my story.

Hope you enjoyed.

TLDR:
- SJ Wonder menu is more open than I thought
- Julia isn't attractive, and talks to people in the spa while she's massaging you
- Spa is pretty shitty, with no sound barrier
- Thought I got an STD, but didn't
- Questioning all of my life decisions
- Haven't been back to a spa since
- Should stick to massage/HJ to keep my sanity moving forward

Let's see if I stick with it...

Sorry you went through this, but this story was hilarious. Glad you're clean, brother.

 

[xtc27]

…still sounds like bj = gd…. Not like worst day of yer life…

Id go Spring Garden or 302 Adelaide, leave Asian milf spas alone… plainly older gals = not yer kink…

… getting bj affected yer sanity… not getting bj affects mine… crazy ol’ world… sanity = overrated anyway…

 

[banality]

Bad decision making is such a big part of this hobby. Amazing how one's cock has such control over the mind. Amazing how well I can handle situations and negotiations in real life, but in this hobby, I am weak, a total amateur, and I just can't do anything to change it.

 

[sy barite]

Gents,

You know sometimes when you decide to visit a spa on a whim? You think to yourself..."hey - I could use a good massage and HJ release right about now, I wonder what's in the area?" Well that was me in early October, except I was downtown so the options are always brutal. But I had recently seen some things about a "Julia" at "SJ Wonder" and I wasn't too far, so I decided to head over. Now, I don't love SJ simply because I find it's super busy on Dundas, and it's sketchy trying to get in and out. But alas, Chinatown doesn't have a ton of great options, so in I went - mask on, toque on, trying .to be low key.

I get upstairs and an old lady greets me.

"I'm looking for Julia?" I said, hoping there was some hot young girl waiting in the back who'd come out.

"You never been here before?" She says - "I'm Julia!"

Oh shit. What have I done? I think to myself...

She's old. Not great looking. She seems confused as to why I asked for her if I've never seen her before.

Fuck it. You guys said she was good, so in I go.

She comes in a few minutes later after I'm lying down and tries to get me to switch to some other girl. The walls are paper thin - I can hear everything going on in each and every room in the joint. It's uncomfortable.

In for a penny, in for a pound. I tell her no, I'm staying with you.

She asks me if I've seen her before. I lie and say yes, but it's been a while. Not sure why I did that.

She comes back 5 minutes later and starts the massage, stopping intermittently to speak at normal volume to people on the other side of the wall. I'm wondering what the hell I'm doing with my life.

Then she starts the tease. I'm still lying face down - she removes her top, and starts kissing me all over on my back, all the way down and even gives me a little rim? I'm surprised. Not what I was expecting, but now I'm not thinking clearly. I can hear the guy next door start his massage and talking to his girl.

She asks me what I want. I know I shouldn't do it, but I ask. BBJ/CIM - damage is $120. I'm weak, so I do it. I don't know what it was, but being in that crazy place, hearing everything going on - I might as well have been getting a BJ out in the hall. It didn't take me long for some reason. She spits it out, I pack up, and try to discreetly make my way out without making eye contact with anyone. She says to come back and ask for her, I doubt I will.

Get home - try to forget about it. Basically regret it within a few hours.

Next day rolls around and I start having to pee a lot more than usual. No burning sensation but just peeing a lot. It feels like there's something going on with my kidney - kind of like a UTI but doesn't burn. I start freaking out, obviously. I know no one on here talks about the S words, but fuck it - you're joining me for this story by this point. A day or two passes, it doesn't get better. Still peeing a lot - pee dribbling out, not sure what the fuck is going on.

Now I have a decision to make. Really hard to go to the family doctor - too many questions. Walk in clinic could work but what if I come back positive? Pretty sure the family doctor finds out. Find some online STD place that seems new and pretty user friendly. Pay $120 - they fax a form to a local place, go and do some tests. I'd pay $500 to get a test without anyone knowing.

Longest 4 days of my life.

Comes back clean.

A few days later the pee things goes away - must have been a bladder infection - I guess Julia was sick or something?

Anyways, that's my story.

Hope you enjoyed.

TLDR:
- SJ Wonder menu is more open than I thought
- Julia isn't attractive, and talks to people in the spa while she's massaging you
- Spa is pretty shitty, with no sound barrier
- Thought I got an STD, but didn't
- Questioning all of my life decisions
- Haven't been back to a spa since
- Should stick to massage/HJ to keep my sanity moving forward

Let's see if I stick with it...

Great post, thanks for sharing, though I hope the final "Hope you enjoyed" was typed while tongue was firmly buried in cheek. You certainly brought back some sketchy memories of "freaked out waiting for results" times for me.

We've all been there, had a session you regretted the moment after you came...but if it makes you feel any better, I've found it's not as bad as going through the same thing with a civilian girl. Paying somehow makes it more acceptable. You sound like you're on the young side, which means--brace yourself--horniness will likely drive you to similar experiences in the future.

 

[bigwang89]

Lol, Ive had the same thing twice but never tested positive for STD either time. Guilt and the mind can be a powerful tool over the body.

Also, Julia is much more attractive than you described. I imagine you got the "OHHH YES, JULIA HERE" treatment

 

[booblover]

I don't think Julia looks old, she looks alright. You want someone young and hot? Don't go to Chinatown, simple.

 

[Deleted member 89461]

This happened because she didn't wash her mouth before rimming you. This caused the bacteria there to get into your penis head, giving you a UTI. Try using D-manoose.

 

[Huber Matos]

Gents,

You know sometimes when you decide to visit a spa on a whim? You think to yourself..."hey - I could use a good massage and HJ release right about now, I wonder what's in the area?" Well that was me in early October, except I was downtown so the options are always brutal. But I had recently seen some things about a "Julia" at "SJ Wonder" and I wasn't too far, so I decided to head over. Now, I don't love SJ simply because I find it's super busy on Dundas, and it's sketchy trying to get in and out. But alas, Chinatown doesn't have a ton of great options, so in I went - mask on, toque on, trying .to be low key.

I get upstairs and an old lady greets me.

"I'm looking for Julia?" I said, hoping there was some hot young girl waiting in the back who'd come out.

"You never been here before?" She says - "I'm Julia!"

Oh shit. What have I done? I think to myself...

She's old. Not great looking. She seems confused as to why I asked for her if I've never seen her before.

Fuck it. You guys said she was good, so in I go.

She comes in a few minutes later after I'm lying down and tries to get me to switch to some other girl. The walls are paper thin - I can hear everything going on in each and every room in the joint. It's uncomfortable.

In for a penny, in for a pound. I tell her no, I'm staying with you.

She asks me if I've seen her before. I lie and say yes, but it's been a while. Not sure why I did that.

She comes back 5 minutes later and starts the massage, stopping intermittently to speak at normal volume to people on the other side of the wall. I'm wondering what the hell I'm doing with my life.

Then she starts the tease. I'm still lying face down - she removes her top, and starts kissing me all over on my back, all the way down and even gives me a little rim? I'm surprised. Not what I was expecting, but now I'm not thinking clearly. I can hear the guy next door start his massage and talking to his girl.

She asks me what I want. I know I shouldn't do it, but I ask. BBJ/CIM - damage is $120. I'm weak, so I do it. I don't know what it was, but being in that crazy place, hearing everything going on - I might as well have been getting a BJ out in the hall. It didn't take me long for some reason. She spits it out, I pack up, and try to discreetly make my way out without making eye contact with anyone. She says to come back and ask for her, I doubt I will.

Get home - try to forget about it. Basically regret it within a few hours.

Next day rolls around and I start having to pee a lot more than usual. No burning sensation but just peeing a lot. It feels like there's something going on with my kidney - kind of like a UTI but doesn't burn. I start freaking out, obviously. I know no one on here talks about the S words, but fuck it - you're joining me for this story by this point. A day or two passes, it doesn't get better. Still peeing a lot - pee dribbling out, not sure what the fuck is going on.

Now I have a decision to make. Really hard to go to the family doctor - too many questions. Walk in clinic could work but what if I come back positive? Pretty sure the family doctor finds out. Find some online STD place that seems new and pretty user friendly. Pay $120 - they fax a form to a local place, go and do some tests. I'd pay $500 to get a test without anyone knowing.

Longest 4 days of my life.

Comes back clean.

A few days later the pee things goes away - must have been a bladder infection - I guess Julia was sick or something?

Anyways, that's my story.

Hope you enjoyed.

TLDR:
- SJ Wonder menu is more open than I thought
- Julia isn't attractive, and talks to people in the spa while she's massaging you
- Spa is pretty shitty, with no sound barrier
- Thought I got an STD, but didn't
- Questioning all of my life decisions
- Haven't been back to a spa since
- Should stick to massage/HJ to keep my sanity moving forward

Let's see if I stick with it...

Ohhh man, what a story, now I want to know Julia.

 

[Dong Hung Lo]

Anyone else there do rimjobs?