Review Lisa @ La La Land

[salsa99]

Had a 30-min afternoon session with Lisa. She is described in the ads as "curvy and chesty" - I'd agree with the chesty part as she does have nice big breasts with very light areola and hard nipples. Not exactly curvy though and her butt is almost non-existent. She is an older MPA, probably in her late 30s, maybe early 40s. Speaks reasonable English. Slightly hairy pussy.

Session started with a good, strong massage. She seemed to know what she was doing and it was very relaxing. In fact, I'd go back to her just for the massage. After about 15 minutes of massage, she started trailing her fingers on my back and I knew it was time for next steps. She didn't give any prices and kept asking what I wanted to pay. We agreed to FS for $100. Then there was an annoying few minutes where she wanted cash immediately and when she saw I had US dollars in my wallet, she kept asking me to give her a US $100 bill rather than canadian....This almost killed the mood. Finally we got down to it but I was already losing interest because of the unnecessary interruptions.

She didn't want to do CBJ as it would mean taking off her mask. That was also a putoff. She also didn't take off her shirt totally - just pulled it up to her neck, exposed her breasts and let me do whatever I wanted with them. But the shirt still being on was distracting. After some pussy and breast play, she wanted me to do mish immediately but I told her to do cowgirl, so I could suck her breasts easily. She agreed but after a couple minutes, she started getting tired and asked me to get on top. I got on top and started fucking hard but had a tough time keeping my interest up as she had her mask on. She kept telling me to go slower so the table wouldn't make much noise and kept looking at the clock and telling me to cum fast. A pretty lousy fuck and definitely felt rushed. Finished up with a HJ while sucking on her breasts. Probably fucked her for 10 minutes total and just wanted it over with because really wasn't enjoying it towards the end.

Overall, good massage. Weak service and not worth the $100 at all. Won't be returning to her. She is nice enough but really needs to concentrate on her customers rather than focusing on other stuff. And if you're getting fucked anyways, get fully naked ffs.

Room fee $40
FS $100
Total $140

 

[OG_funguy]

Had a 30-min afternoon session with Lisa. She is described in the ads as "curvy and chesty" - I'd agree with the chesty part as she does have nice big breasts with very light areola and hard nipples. Not exactly curvy though and her butt is almost non-existent. She is an older MPA, probably in her late 30s, maybe early 40s. Speaks reasonable English. Slightly hairy pussy.

Session started with a good, strong massage. She seemed to know what she was doing and it was very relaxing. In fact, I'd go back to her just for the massage. After about 15 minutes of massage, she started trailing her fingers on my back and I knew it was time for next steps. She didn't give any prices and kept asking what I wanted to pay. We agreed to FS for $100. Then there was an annoying few minutes where she wanted cash immediately and when she saw I had US dollars in my wallet, she kept asking me to give her a US $100 bill rather than canadian....This almost killed the mood. Finally we got down to it but I was already losing interest because of the unnecessary interruptions.

She didn't want to do CBJ as it would mean taking off her mask. That was also a putoff. She also didn't take off her shirt totally - just pulled it up to her neck, exposed her breasts and let me do whatever I wanted with them. But the shirt still being on was distracting. After some pussy and breast play, she wanted me to do mish immediately but I told her to do cowgirl, so I could suck her breasts easily. She agreed but after a couple minutes, she started getting tired and asked me to get on top. I got on top and started fucking hard but had a tough time keeping my interest up as she had her mask on. She kept telling me to go slower so the table wouldn't make much noise and kept looking at the clock and telling me to cum fast. A pretty lousy fuck and definitely felt rushed. Finished up with a HJ while sucking on her breasts. Probably fucked her for 10 minutes total and just wanted it over with because really wasn't enjoying it towards the end.

Overall, good massage. Weak service and not worth the $100 at all. Won't be returning to her. She is nice enough but really needs to concentrate on her customers rather than focusing on other stuff. And if you're getting fucked anyways, get fully naked ffs.

Room fee $40
FS $100
Total $140

Nice, honest review , yeah clock watching definitely kills the mood...

 

[Dotanuki]

She was scared because FS there is a no-no, the boss finds out she's done.

Such is the problem at those kind of places.

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[GuiGui]

She was scared because FS there is a no-no, the boss finds out she's done.

Such is the problem at those kind of places.

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And now since it is posted here, Helen would surely find out.

 

[krayjee]

From my observation, both party got a fair deal. $100 tip for FS at a semi legit is pretty good deal. I have paid $120 and up for FS at semi legit places. The only issue I see here is talking too much about tips and a little rush service. The boss has too many spies with big mouths in here. I won't be surprised if she got fired .

 

[NatTurner]

From my observation, both party got a fair deal. $100 tip for FS at a semi legit is pretty good deal. I have paid $120 and up for FS at semi legit places. The only issue I see here is talking too much about tips and a little rush service. The boss has too many spies with big mouths in here. I won't be surprised if she got fired .

Dude you be psychic

Helen told me someone ratted Lisa's ass OUT.....So looks like she gonna be byby birdie. Remember this be a semilegit joint, some women wanna do a handy and they gone. Extras from one draws too much heat......

 

[OG_funguy]

Dude you be psychic

Helen told me someone ratted Lisa's ass OUT.....So looks like she gonna be byby birdie. Remember this be a semilegit joint, some women wanna do a handy and they gone. Extras from one draws too much heat......

It's been said many times, if you get FS at a semi place, keep those conversations in PM...

 

[NatTurner]

It's been said many times, if you get FS at a semi place, keep those conversations in PM...

You ain't nevah lied, just say you got something but you didn't like or liked the service you got......

 

[krayjee]

Dude you be psychic

Helen told me someone ratted Lisa's ass OUT.....So looks like she gonna be byby birdie. Remember this be a semilegit joint, some women wanna do a handy and they gone. Extras from one draws too much heat......

I am not psychic, It's a norm in this business to protect the image of the spa. To the best of my knowledge, almost all the semi legit owners are doing it themselves , they just don't want that too open in fear of LE or some guys who don't know where to draw the line and posting everything in here.

 

[hairyguy]

true... may be hypocrisy (do as I say, not as I do, ha ha) or the bosses want that action to themselves but that boss actually has a good reputation for quite sensual fs...
"La La Land ...on Denison at Pharmacy will have Japanese Chinese mixed Helen aka Lei..."

 

[Dotanuki]

true... may be hypocrisy (do as I say, not as I do, ha ha) or the bosses want that action to themselves but that boss actually has a good reputation for quite sensual fs...
"La La Land ...on Denison at Pharmacy will have Japanese Chinese mixed Helen aka Lei..."

Regardless,

As the old adage goes, "the one who pays the Piper calls the tune"

I have it on good authority that such opportunities are 1) extremely selective and (2) far from the standard rate.

Take that for what it is. Bosses are at their discretion to limit the amount of extra services. We should all bear in mind one thing, the only guaranteed service is massage. They aren't under obligation to give sexual services of any type. You of course have to right to walk away. Such is the way of this world