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[House]

Humans of Bar - "THE BETRAYED UNCLE"

It is night time n after finishing my dinner I head to Kapil Kinara gents bar for a cup of my fav tea.

I'm surfing through MP & few mins later a hefty uncle comes n takes a seat in front of me.

He gives his order n pays his bill in advance.
I ask him bar chalu rehta hai kya 11 ke baad as it was already 11:15 pm n bar was still open.

He tells he is working in BMC n there is discussion going on if Corona wave 2 has serious impact, bars will be closing soon.

He looked tensed & depressed so I ask him what's the matter?
He says, "Mere doston ne mujhe dhoka Diya hai"

I ask him to elaborate, he says they visited Sunita, Ramesh, Vikas, Natraj n finally Sadguru.

As drinks were priced high in Natraj his friends took him to Sadguru DB saying waha quarter 400 rs Ka hi hai.

His friends order some 6 highly priced quarter n they have it & later both say that they are going outside to smoke & disappear.

He looks for them, calls them...call is blocked & he is fleeced n left with no option but to pay their bill as well.

He doesn't have cash, if he uses Google pay his wife will come to know, he goes to manager n tells Mera Sone Ka bracelet rakhlo main paise badme de dunga but his request is denied.

Reluctantly, he had to pay 8k through Google pay from the joint account he has with wife.

He is sipping whisky like water, bottoms up...mere lagnewale hai he says.

He tells his name as Hemanth Jadhav & tells he loves his wife n stayed away from these things after marriage but because of his friends he visited bars.

His sob story continues n he says his saala is 3 star rated police officer n he is gonna get screwed after returning home.

Despite his stress he is kind enough to offer me chicken lollipop, I deny as I had already taken Chicken tikka parcel...my tea is over but I order one more so I can sit some more time n console the depressed uncle.

I tell him that I am visiting bars from 5 years n not to do duniyadari n enjoy alone like me...he has lost two friends but found a new one.

I tell him not to get angry but handle situation calmly, say goodbye n leave through backdoor.

Good news is KK Orchestra was operating during midnight n also Magnet OB.


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This is a beautiful post LK and in his drunken state I'm sure Uncle found some solace in your words. There are few things worse in the world than being fucked over by people who we believe are our friends. This Humans of Bar series is gold


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[VivekG]

Humans of Bar


It's evening time, I'm having snacks at a fast food corner right in front of Satra plaza Vashi.

Lots of rich, young kids coming out n going in, a street kid roaming near entry asking money for food to everyone, to the rich aunty going back in car, to the young guy leaving in bike, none give her even 1 rs.

There comes an uncle out from Kapal bar, totally drunk near paan shop...he is smoking cigarette, street girl comes to him & asks him 10 rs to eat Vada Pav, he gives her 100 rs.

Girl goes happily, there is spark in her eyes, uncle is still smoking...I ask him "Usne 10 rs maanga toh Aapne 100 rs kyu Diya?"

He smiles n replies, "USNE AAPNE HAISIYAT KE HISAAB SE MANGA, MAINE AAPNE HAISIYAT KE HISAAB SE DIYA."

For Society he is a BAD MAN but for me he is a GOOD MAN.

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Good and bad are rules made by society. Not all good maybe bad and not all bad maybe good .. I know a few people who cociety labels as bad but who go out of their way to help others...well aur andar se sav nange Hain..sirf sharafat ke ladle pehente Hain...

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[Lustking69]

Tuburg is out of stock at most places

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Kuber bar main hai
Near Satra plaza, Vashi.

Cheers.

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[Lustking69]

Janu, main Bangalore aa rahi huin. Mera ticket banao please

Bang a whore in Bangalore lolz
Chameli, aao hamare haveli pe...HawasRaja intezaar Kar rahe hai Aapka.



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[KoolShot]

Janu, main Bangalore aa rahi huin. Mera ticket banao please

Bangalore jaake batana ki aap kahaan par hain? ho sakta hai January aakhir mein mulakaat ki gunjaish hai!!!

 

[mumbai monger]

Cheers bro

I'm not visiting db today with friends

I'm visiting db today with friends


Or

I'm not visiting db today

Or

I'm visiting db today alone

Sorry but got confused with words

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[Basu1970]

Happy new year guys.

Visiting Chennai for a few days on an office trip...if anybody has any leads/tips for mongering (reliable sp/indies contacts) in chennai, please let me know. (DM or otherwise)

Thanks

My humble suggestion, keep the few days you are in chennai to detox !! Not a great place to monger, and swindle stories are vastly more compared to happy stories..

Regards
Basu


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[Basu1970]

Janu, main Bangalore aa rahi huin. Mera ticket banao please

Some airlines ask the question 'purpose of trip': business or pleasure.. It wil be interesting what answer your jaanu will give for this..

Have a safe trip tammanaji.. Don't forget to wear a mask !

Regards
Basu


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[Shraavan]

Tuburg is out of stock at most places

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You seem to be a pro at Beers @kevin.dz789
Can you recommend a good "Bitter" beer. In the US there was this magnificent bitter beer called Guiness (if I recall the name correctly). I didn't drink it much then. But for some reason now I have a strong craving for bitter beers.
I haven't seen too many bitter beers in India. Guiness too is not to be found here.
Very long time ago I recall having tasted a good bitter beer called Haywards 2000 or something (again not sure I am recalling the name right). It is nowhere to be found these days.
Any recommendations from fellow Mongers?

 

[Shraavan]

Also Blue Riband Duet Gin seems to have vanished from all bars recently. Dunno whats going on. Regular plain Blue Riband is still available at most places

 

[Lustking69]

You seem to be a pro at Beers @kevin.dz789
Can you recommend a good "Bitter" beer. In the US there was this magnificent bitter beer called Guiness (if I recall the name correctly). I didn't drink it much then. But for some reason now I have a strong craving for bitter beers.
I haven't seen too many bitter beers in India. Guiness too is not to be found here.
Very long time ago I recall having tasted a good bitter beer called Haywards 2000 or something (again not sure I am recalling the name right). It is nowhere to be found these days.
Any recommendations from fellow Mongers?

Try London Pilsner or Kangaroo, it tastes like Haywards only... easily available at wine shops.

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[House]

You seem to be a pro at Beers @kevin.dz789
Can you recommend a good "Bitter" beer. In the US there was this magnificent bitter beer called Guiness (if I recall the name correctly). I didn't drink it much then. But for some reason now I have a strong craving for bitter beers.
I haven't seen too many bitter beers in India. Guiness too is not to be found here.
Very long time ago I recall having tasted a good bitter beer called Haywards 2000 or something (again not sure I am recalling the name right). It is nowhere to be found these days.
Any recommendations from fellow Mongers?

I think you're referring to stout beers, the ones that are dark in color - almost black. Haywards used to have one called Haywards Black. I think now Bira has a bottled stout beer, dunno of any others. But almost all microbreweries will have a stout beer on tap. Or a Dunkel which is another dark beer. Fancier wine shops will stock Guinness and Erdinger Dunkel.

Or, you could also be referring to Ales. IPAs are generally a bit bitter. Again available at breweries. You could try Eight Finger Eddie or Bira Strong. Latter is not technically an IPA but has great full flavour.

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[Shraavan]

Try London Pilsner or Kangaroo, it tastes like Haywards only... easily available at wine shops.

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Isn't LP a mild beer? I prefer Strong ones

 

[Basu1970]

You seem to be a pro at Beers @kevin.dz789
Can you recommend a good "Bitter" beer. In the US there was this magnificent bitter beer called Guiness

It will be interesting to note that doctors in Ireland once used to prescribe Guinness for pregnant woman for iron deficiency !! Those were the days !!

BTW, Guinness television ads consistently wins top prizes !!

Off topic always !

I would suggest Simba stout, I have had it in Royal Oak, satra plaza. In Sanpada/ palm beach road there is a craft beer pub called Doolally, used to have a Oat based stout. Would recommend this place in general for anyone interested to try craft beers. Big problem is, they close by 7 or 7:30 !! Think they cater to school kids !! Took few 'spa' friends there and they were impressed !

Regards
Basu

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[Lustking69]

Isn't LP a mild beer? I prefer Strong ones

Strong Bhi AATA hai n it's very kadwaaa

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[yeda.anna]

If it's about DARU.. let's start a conversation.. which food or snack do you prefer with your drink..

Mention
DRINK:
FOOD:
SNACKS:

I PREFER
DRINK:BEER
FOODLYPOP OR CHICKEN65
SNACKS:CHANA GARLIC FRY

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[Nav1983]

Also Blue Riband Duet Gin seems to have vanished from all bars recently. Dunno whats going on. Regular plain Blue Riband is still available at most places

Bhai, problems is not for our liking beers but we mongers who drinks soft drinks as per liking also not available in my last visit in five DB.

Fanta not available
Mirinda not available
Mangola not available.
Mazza not available
So settled on Sprite at all bars.

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[Trojan1976]

If it's about DARU.. let's start a conversation.. which food or snack do you prefer with your drink..

Mention
DRINK:
FOOD:
SNACKS:

I PREFER
DRINK:BEER
FOODLYPOP OR CHICKEN65
SNACKS:CHANA GARLIC FRY

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I PREFER
DRINK:BEER
FOODLYPOP OR CHICKEN65
SNACKS:CHANA GARLIC FRY

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[Lustking69]

If it's about DARU.. let's start a conversation.. which food or snack do you prefer with your drink..

Mention
DRINK:
FOOD:
SNACKS:

I PREFER
DRINK:BEER
FOODLYPOP OR CHICKEN65
SNACKS:CHANA GARLIC FRY

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Drink - CARLSBERG STRONG

Food - CHEESE TOAST / HALF FRY

Snacks - MASALA PAPAD / CHANA BHEL

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[Deleted member 63909]

If it's about DARU.. let's start a conversation.. which food or snack do you prefer with your drink..

Mention
DRINK:
FOOD:
SNACKS:

I PREFER
DRINK:BEER
FOODLYPOP OR CHICKEN65
SNACKS:CHANA GARLIC FRY

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Drinks : Scotch( Teachers)or sometimes vodka ( Smiroff).

Food: Nothing as I don’t eat food in ladies bars and if i sit in gents bar than i prefer paneer tikka

Snacks: Fried Cashews

MP