Review Incall AGENCY Reviews 2021 Part 1: HPL, TDL, SFT

[Back in Toronto]

Talking about Underwood; BiT has other pathologies.

You inhuman jew try to be funny, but fail miserably. I know you were trying to make a joke, because even you APARTHEID israeli genocidal devil worshiping filth can't be serious when you talk about a human having "pathologies". Talk about epstein calling weinstein a rapist next or the pot calling the kettle black jew.

 

[luvdafurburger]

You inhuman jew try to be funny, but fail miserably. I know you were trying to make a joke, because even you APARTHEID israeli genocidal devil worshiping filth can't be serious when you talk about a human having "pathologies". Talk about epstein calling weinstein a rapist next or the pot calling the kettle black jew.

Don't you ever get tired of saying the same stupid shit over and over?

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[Naruto23415]

Does anyone know where Martina at tdl is now? Or if she’s even in the industry anymore?

 

[Borntobewild7]

Here are some of my Incall reviews from the various agencies operating w/in the GTA. Most sessions are for 45m duration. Prices are generally listed on the agency’s websites. Ideally I’m looking for good times w/ DFK/BBBJ (CIM is a nice bonus). These are generally from when the last Massage Spa lockdown started last year to present day.

Agency: Hot Pink Ladies (HPL)

Melanie: A sneaky hot EE girl in her early 20s. Very nice body w/ big natural tits (otherwise I was fooled). A pretty gnd face. Has a reserved attitude but we got along well together. Provides DFK/DATY/FS/BBBJ/CIM. Above average BBBJ. Lots of sucking, tongue flickers on head, good eye contact. She gets really turned on and into it. Not a clock-watcher at all. Def Repeat.

Faye: Cute girl. We got along like instant friends. She is extremely chatty. Speaks super-fast. Born in Quebec, has some Columbian descent. Speaks English and French. Early to mid 20s. Has a nice juicy ass combined w/ a small waist. Her body is nice. Small tits. Nice face. Has a good amount of ink on her in various places. Gives DFK/DATY/FS/BBBJ. Playful personality, ie. She will twerk on you. Easy to get along with. Repeat.

Nirvana: Cute face, early 20s. Dyed blond hair w/ the black roots coming through. Nice puffy lips. Slim body. Many various tattoos on her (be prepared). Easy going & friendly personality. Very flirty. Provides DFK/FS/BBBJ/CIM. Will call you “Daddy” unprompted. I had a good time. Repeat.

Angelina: My favorite one from HPL. I was extremely pleased w/ what I saw when she opened the door. Seems late 20s, maybe 30ish. About 5’7. Has a really sexy face, someone (from the Red Board) said it’s a combo of a young Melania Trump and Jennifer Aniston, I could actually see that in her. Classic EE Cosmopolitan look imo. Super sexy body for me. Big fake tits and a slender frame. Built for sin. We instantly clicked and got along very well. Gives intense DFK/BBBJ/FS/RIMS/CIM/ANAL. I’m not a guy looking for anal but she requested it from me which was a huge turn-on in itself (esp since I’ve read, it’s usually an addon menu item). Never had that happen b/f. She has a super-high sex-drive & it was in full gear. If you click w/ her, be prepared to do some intense cardio. A Def Repeat. Sadly, haven’t seen her on schedule anymore. I’ve heard she is part of the HPL Loyalty club members only schedule now.

SIDE NOTE: I haven’t used HPL for months, partly b/c their locations are somewhat hard for me to commute to especially now w/ lots of traffic back on the highways (Markham would be ideal). The other part is the girls I’m most interested in trying are Diamond level and beyond getting a ‘lucky’ booking, trying to book them is a whole other discussion. But again, if they reopened their Markham Incall (from years back) I would likely utilize them frequently.

AGENCY: Top Drawer Ladies (TDL)

Iman: Nice face which is her best feature. Early 20s. Born here, Somali descent. She is a VERY thick girl. Bordering close to BBW now in my eyes. Twitter pics for face are accurate, body is much bigger though. Seems a bit jaded and going through a set routine. She’s friendly and easy to get along with. Provides DFK/DATY/FS/BBBJ/CIM. For FS you will need to do all the work. If you like her face and don’t mind bigger girls you should try her out at least once for the DFK/CIM. Just for me, a No Repeat.

Tila (same girl from Premier Spa’s): Looked similar to her pics. Face is best feature. Medium to small tits. Some tats. Nice skin. Filipino descent. Late 20s. Started w/ LFK but turned into DFK. Allows DATY. FS was fine. I felt her BBBJ was above average. Lots of spit, lots of eye contact. She slaps it on the tongue. Works her tongue up & down shaft. Sucks and strokes at same time. For the finish she went for COF/CIM unprompted. Starts asking for it and maintaining good eye-contact. This was the best part of the session. Give her a try if you like her pics. Repeat. (Now back at Pure Spa)

Gina (same girl from Premier Spa’s): mid to late 20s. About 5’7, nose hoop piercing. Nice face (her best feature). She’s bigger than her pictures in the body. A thick girl. Likes to chat. Is service oriented. Very polished in the room. Knows how to take care of you. Not lazy during fs. Gives good DFK. Lots of tongue. Does sloppy BBBJ w/ lots of spit. Will deep throat to a point. Provides CIM. I do recommend trying her if you like the pics (& thicker girls), b/c service & attitude are great.

Azura: Another girl who is bigger than what I was expecting based on pictures. Had somewhat of a tummy and thick thighs when I saw her. This wasn’t flattering to me. When I touched her legs, they weren’t clean shaven either (had stubbles, another turn-off). Her face is her best feature, but it’s just gnd for me. Seems late 20s or early 30s. I think she would come off much prettier if/when she drops some of that extra weight. She’s very friendly and chatty too. After meeting her I didn’t want to do FS. She provided DFK/BBBJ/CIM. She can be a little rough w/ your testicles FYI. She squeezed mine somewhat hard unprompted during BBBJ (was she thinking I would enjoy that?) and I had to let her know that was not enjoyable, and not to do anything like that again. Overall, a let down of a session. No Repeat.

Nicole (has been at Minx, Lush & SFT as well). I saw her as Nicolette when she was at LUSH. She was my Plan ‘E’ that day, after 4 other options struck out. Maybe I should have read the writing on the wall here? Horrible experience. Horrible face imo. Very below average. Has really frizzy, unkempt, shortish hair. Wasn’t attractive at all. Wears thick rimmed glasses (classic old crone style), this degrades her looks even more imo. About 5’’ spinner body (best feature). Both nips pierced w/ dumbbells. Some sporadic small tats/words on her body. Both nostrils pierced on her nose (I found this disgusting personally as I got a closer look). Weird voice too. Hard to make her out. Kept the room dark. No DFK, I actually didn’t want to kiss her anyway. Decent BBBJ. Gets sloppy. I didn’t want to do FS. Has a very disinterested attitude. She seemed like she was just going through the motions, and I just wanted to get out of there anyway. This was one of those rare times that afterward I thought to myself: “What the fuck did you just do?” Major buyer’s remorse. As I predicted to myself, she didn’t last long at LUSH, since their rates were higher than normal, 250 vs like 190/200 for 45m. I thought, there is no way she can command that higher tiered pricing given her subpar looks alone (and her service & attitude do nothing to make up for it either). For me, firmly in the NO REPEAT & AVOID category.

Angel: I would guess West Indian descent. A milf with nice soft skin, big tits and skinny legs. Ass is nice. Little bit of weight (almost seems like baby fat) around mid-section. Shortish hair. Nice face. We got along very well. She’s really enthusiastic in bed. Just loves to fuck & get fucked. She puts in a lot of work especially on top. Lots of DFK/DATY/BBBJ/CIM. I have repeated. Repeat category.

Alanna: seems at BEST maybe 30 to me, more likely mid to late 30s, or probably even more. Nice body, ass isn’t as tight as twitter pics make it seem. Really small and tight waist though, like no fat. Her upper back is toned and so are her arms. Her restrictions are digits, rimming & do not touch her hair after you’ve touched her pussy or your penis. She’s friendly but businesslike at the same time. Provides DFK/BBBJ/FS. Lubes up a lot (turn off). Not lazy during FS and gets into it. For me, she’s just not hot enough as a client and not sensual enough, so not a repeat.

Martina: Body is similar to her pictures, but she wasn’t what I was expecting based on them. Nice cute face. Like a young cheerleader type. Brunette, early 20s. Was wearing a stripper schoolgirl outfit. Friendly, pleasing personality. Provided lots of DFK/BBBJ/FS/CIM. Is open to dirty talk. Follows instruction. Gets really wet. Moans a lot. Lots of eye contact. For the CIM part, there’s lots of suction from her afterward. She’s pretty fresh in the industry and I’d say now is the time to pounce on her while that lasts. Hasn’t worked much recently though. I’d likely not repeat, but recommend to try once.

Charlotte (Formerly Melanie): White lady, mid to late 30s I’d guess. Body is fine, nothing special. Not toned or tight. Born here of Italian/Irish descent she said. Dyed platinum blonde hair. Overall session felt somewhat like an assembly line. She was friendly yet businesslike at the same time. I could easily tell this is a veteran of the industry (and not in a good way, more like you’re just part of a long line that day for her). Services offered were DFK/BBBJ/FS. Gives plentiful DFK and this was probably the best part. Also, a good BBBJ. I just didn’t feel any spark or passion myself being there with her, got boring actually. For me nowhere near hot enough to merit their VIP rate here, so I can’t recommend, esp since I felt some level of buyer’s remorse afterward. A Def, No Repeat, for me.

AGENCY: Sexy Friends Toronto (SFT)

Evelyn: About 5’7, super slim and tight body. Sexy face. Low to mid 20s. Long wavy hair and a nice ass/legs combo. Canadian born, I think she said Dominican descent. Looks like her pictures. Really sweet personality, easy to get along with. Provided DFK/BBBJ/FS, doing 69 w/ her felt incredible with such a tight compact body. They had a full-length mirror on the wall so when I received BBBJ I could see her ass reflection in the mirror, a big turn-on. Another highlight was reverse cowgirl. I had read she does CIM but I never got it, didn’t ask but planned too for next time. Repeat.

Coco: Ebony girl from Quebec. Mid 20s. GND face, with a somewhat compact yet thick lower frame, esp thighs and bum. For me, her pictures looked better than what I saw when I got there. Has French accent. Friendly and bubbly personality. Gives a lot of sloppy DFK, does tongue swirls in your mouth. Same w/ BBBJ. She will deep throat and gag herself on the penis. Does not allow digits. I just wasn’t turned on enough by her though and decided not to do FS. Her personality, while friendly, was just a little out there for me, so that added to it as well. She sometimes killed the mood by talking a little too much in-between things as well. Personally, a No Repeat for me.

Tiffany: Petite, ebony cutie. Pretty face w/ super juicy lips. Slim, tight body w/ a nice ass/legs combo. Listed as 18 yrs old and I’d believe it (def in the 18-21 range at least). Seemed really young. About 5’5. Friendly and we got along. Kisses and gave DFK, but only after I prompted her for it. Provides BBBJ/FS, allows DATY. I asked for CIM but she told me she doesn’t do it for now. She’s a bit passive and inexperienced so you’ll have to lead to have a better time. But she does give off a wanting to please attitude. I’ve been meaning to see her again but she rarely shows up on schedule anymore that works for me. Repeat.

Ahri: I found her to be cute, more GND in the face over anything else. I think the pictures on the website are slightly better than the live version of her. She wears sexy librarian glasses. Her face is more on the gnd/plain side. She seems early 20s. She’s very friendly, affectionate and personable, & she was almost always smiling throughout. A very sunny disposition I would say. Her body is nice and trim. Smallish tits, that have the nipples pierced. She has ink on her shoulders and on her back. Her legs/ass combo is nice. I could tell she lifts for her legs/ass. Nice tone, tightness and feeling. She gets really into the session itself. Nice DFK. If you prompt her for more tongue she will willingly oblige. 69 was great. She gets really wet (no lube needed). BBBJ is okay. Gets a bit sloppy. Works more on the head of the penis. She does give lots of eye contact during BBBJ and sex. Does a lot of moaning during FS. Will also make these ‘I’m in ecstasy’ type faces when engaging in intercourse. I didn’t ask about CIM b/c I know she offers it for an extra charge (last I read it was 50), and I was content w/ the session as is. Overall, I don’t think she meets the full level of hype she received on the Red Board b/c to me she wasn’t a head-turner or anything close, but the session itself was a good time and I was happy with it. I would see her again. Repeat.

Great review @PTown.

Was looking around for someone new and Angelina at SFT Toronto caught my eye. Based on description seems like could be the same Angelina? Can anyone confirm? Booked for this Friday and hoping she's as good as reported

 

[PTown]

Great review @PTown.

Thanks.

Was looking around for someone new and Angelina at SFT Toronto caught my eye. Based on description seems like could be the same Angelina? Can anyone confirm? Booked for this Friday and hoping she's as good as reported

It's a different Angelina. The one I reviewed from HPL goes by 'Bella' now on their website.

The Angelina at SFT has no relation, and I've never seen her. Angelina SFT's twitter was x.com but it no longer works.

Good luck with your session.

 

[sexpuppy]

Great review @PTown.

Was looking around for someone new and Angelina at SFT Toronto caught my eye. Based on description seems like could be the same Angelina? Can anyone confirm? Booked for this Friday and hoping she's as good as reported

Those reviews are from 2021 lol

 

[Borntobewild7]

Yes, I realize they're from 2021. Thus my questions. Do you have anything productive to share?

@PTown Appreciate the clarification. Will keep my booking with Angelina from SFT and update here later. Hopefully a good one

 

[PornPrince.]

Thanks for the review. My thoughts on some of the girls you reviewed:

Iman: terrible experience for me as well. Smelled weird, and certainly in the BBW category for me. Pictures completely fake and deceptive.

Tila (same girl from Premier Spa’s): I have not tried her, was she using the same name at TDL? Her pictures on the Pure site look great, I will add her to my list.

Gina (same girl from Premier Spa’s): She is too fat for me and borderline what I consider a BBW. Also I did not get an amazing service experience from her and found her to be too fake during moaning.

Azura: I took a lot of heat from white knights for qualifying her as a BBW but the girl is just plain fat. I don't think she can lose weight and look good because she also has thick bone structure. Her ankles were the size of other women's thighs and that is a turn off to me.

Nicole (has been at Minx, Lush & SFT as well). I agree with you 100% traumatic experience for me as well. Desperation led me to the room, and after I was done I started thinking about how stupid I must be for paying such an ugly girl for sex when I have free access to better pussy waiting for me on a whim. I took a shower and exfoliated my skin when I got home after this session.

Alanna: She used lube for you? That adds insult to injury because her pussy is the loosest pussy I have ever encountered. I can't believe I finished. Also her body is weird, like plastic surgery gone wrong. Her belly button looks like it's shifted from where it's supposed to be.

Martina: I don't think I have seen her, but I will keep an eye out for her as she doesn't seem to be the "average" TDL girl. TDL is notorious for having fat, old, unattractive girls. If you say Martina is young and pretty, I will give it a try.

Charlotte (Formerly Melanie): She is probably the best of roster at TDL but I can understand how she could feel mechanical. I have seen her multiple times, and for me she has not let me down. She is the one girl I have always felt that doesn't fit the mold of the C grade, overweight, old, unattractive type that seems TDL's specialty.

I don't use HPL because they are out of my jurisdiction, and SFT I have not used in a long time. I certainly have my eye on Ahri.

Thank you clarifying and telling the truth. HPL is a rip off and nothing special. Sft and TDL are mostly unattractive girls run out of shitty apartments.

 

[iforgotwhatitwas]

Angelina @ SFT currently is a late 40s