Chat Hobby pet peeves...

[curvluvr]

I hobby quite a bit and while I mostly have a good time, I do have some pet peeves...

1. MPA tries to sneak in an appointment right before you and the customer is late, pushing your appt time back - this happened to me recently. I made an appointment the day before and even confirmed it before I headed out. Then when I got there, I see a message saying to come 15-20 mins later because her prior customer was late. I could have obliged but didn't bother and just left. The MPAs need to start respecting our time (what if I had somewhere to be right after my original appt time). If the prior customer was 15 mins late, then his appointment should be cut short...they should also allow 10-15 mins buffer in between clients.

2. Bad appointment booking practices - most of the time when I call to book an appointment, they don't even take down my name. Thus, any Joe blow could show up at that time and say it was him (this has happened a few times already). Yeah, I could book with the MPA directly but if the owner doesn't know, she could accept another appointment at the same time (this has also happened to me and in this case, the other customer was turned away unfortunately). I guess the safest approach would be to let both the owner and the MPA know but it shouldn't be necessary if they did it right in the first place.

3. MPAs get too distracted during the massage (e.g. chatty) and forget you're paying for a 'massage' too. Because I tend to visit regulars (as opposed to always trying someone new), we end up getting fairly comfortable with each other. This leads to a lot of chatting during the session which leads to them running to their phone to show me something or for Google Translator etc. Not a huge deal but it happens quite a lot these days (somewhat related, I notice the massage quality usually slips a bit over time as well)...sometimes, it's nice to visit someone new where you can just close your eyes and enjoy the massage.

4. MPAs working during their period - not sure about the premier and holistic places but this happens quite a bit a semi-legits (in fact, it happened to me 'twice' last week). At semi-legits, many customers are just there for the massage and basic HE so many MPAs figure it's fine to work during their period. Unfortunately, the higher mileage customers get the short end of the stick.

5. Not properly cleaning themselves in between clients - at most semi-legits, the MPAs rarely jump in the shower afterwards for a proper cleaning...usually it's because they are worried that the owner or other MPAs will hear them (and they are embarrassed). A lot of times they'll just quickly rinse themselves with some water at the sink (no soap). Of course there are exceptions (for example, I usually see the MPAs at SL showering after our session) but proper cleaning protocol should be happening ALL the time, especially now during Covid.


Have you guys experienced the above too? What are some other pet peeves you guys have?

All valid pet peeves.
Since I tend to go to higher-end spas, I think that I don't encounter 4 and 5... or maybe I should say that I don't THINK I encounter them.
But I totally agree with 1, 2, and 3.

You and everybody else has probably covered most of the major ones, but the only pet peeve that I haven't seen above is where the MPA doesn't even TRY to give a good massage. A little bit of swirling around with the hands does nothing for my enjoyment of the session.
Don't get me wrong... like most of us, I'm really not there for the massage. But having a decent quality massage before the flip makes the whole session far more enjoyable. Plus, if she does a good job pleasing you before the flip with a good massage, I always know that the session is going to be even better after the flip.
Without a good massage, you're just lying on your front, not enjoying a whole lot, waiting for the flip.
A session with a crappy massage is like having a nice dessert after a not-so-great appetizer and main course.

 

[Hornet]

1. No towels in the room and you have to air dry after the shower
2. Worn out scratchy white mini towels that only wraps around a 28 or 30 inch waist instead of a regular sized soft towel
3. Dirty showers
4. No soap in the shower
5. Girls with smoker’s breath
6. Girls constantly looking at their phone
7. Calling to confirm an appointment before going, driving 30-45 minutes then find out she didn’t show up (but I confirmed dammit). Not as bad if they offer a free door fee next time.
8. Making a 45 or 60 minute appointment and showing up on time then having to wait 15-20 minutes because someone before you was running late and then finding out she can only do 30 minutes because she has to leave at a very specific time.
9. Asking to see the lineup and they always bring out the less attractive ones first and push hard for the appointment and you have to ask to see everyone before the hot one shows up last.
10. When the hot water heater goes on the fritz and you have to shower in cold water in the winter

 

[OG_funguy]

1. No towels in the room and you have to air dry after the shower
2. Worn out scratchy white mini towels that only wraps around a 28 or 30 inch waist instead of a regular sized soft towel
3. Dirty showers
4. No soap in the shower
5. Girls with smoker’s breath
6. Girls constantly looking at their phone
7. Calling to confirm an appointment before going, driving 30-45 minutes then find out she didn’t show up (but I confirmed dammit). Not as bad if they offer a free door fee next time.
8. Making a 45 or 60 minute appointment and showing up on time then having to wait 15-20 minutes because someone before you was running late and then finding out she can only do 30 minutes because she has to leave at a very specific time.
9. Asking to see the lineup and they always bring out the less attractive ones first and push hard for the appointment and you have to ask to see everyone before the hot one shows up last.

Regarding towels...I hate the places that don't have a dryer. They end up drying the towels on a rack and they always get crusty with a bad smell...

 

[OG_funguy]

I guess we forgot to mention the most obvious one...BAD ATTITUDE

 

[The_Donald]

I hate it when they call me by a different name during sex

 

[MICHAEL7777]

I've experienced all of yours. I can add the boss asking your MPA to come out and meet a customer because he wants to meet the girls. Come on wtf! I haven't encountered that in awhile but it has happened in the past.

Hate that shit.

 

[BmH6769]

I guess we forgot to mention the most obvious one...BAD ATTITUDE

I was really piss one time when the mpa ( I won’t name names) ask me, “how much you got on you” at the door... I show her and said “ you ain’t getting any of these” and left

 

[OG_funguy]

I was really piss one time when the mpa ( I won’t name names) ask me, “how much you got on you” at the door... I show her and said “ you ain’t getting any of these” and left

WTF...is she well known on here?

 

[Rezdog]

Requests for a deposit from Indy's up front when booking an hour. Nah.

 

[OG_funguy]

Just thought of another boner killer...when they glance at the clock during the extras...

 

[BmH6769]

WTF...is she well known on here?

Let’s say her place was quite busy b4 2nd LD...in the Markham area
It was in Scarborough where she works previously

 

[Mpaanon]

You are working at the wrong kind of spas. I have never seen any Asian spa bosses forcing anyone to work on their period.

Are you a lady in the industry ?

 

[krayjee]

Are you a lady in the industry ?

LOL..I am not a lady but I have managed quite a few Asian spas and I know their businesses inside out.

 

[Mpaanon]

LOL..I am not a lady but I have managed quite a few Asian spas and I know their businesses inside out.

You clearly don’t since that’s incorrect

 

[hangul99]

 

[Toomanymiles]

Catfishing for sure. But I don’t mind if it’s like $200. I’ll take that gamble. Worst case scenario, CIM. It’s these $500+ I’m iffy about. Cuz at the end of the day, their pussy, gonna feel Ike pussy. I’m looking for a guaranteed connection at that point. Maybe that’s too much to ask though

 

[NatTurner]

Just thought of another boner killer...when they glance at the clock during the extras...

Worse when it's the monitor. One time I literally called her out on it and booked bruh.

 

[OG_funguy]

You clearly don’t since that’s incorrect

Mpaanon, I'm sure you're right (I've heard other MPAs talk about the 'fine' too) but KJ is not wrong either (and yes, he does know a lot about this business, mostly the asian spas though)...you guys are just talking about two different types of spas.

 

[itstherealthing]

How bout these:

MPA who asks you to extend your visit after the first 10 min of a lacklustre massage
MPA who tells you her breast are really sore that day and would like you to avoid touching them
Same MPA who then tells you she usually loves daty but she's on her period.
MPA who keeps her clothes on well into the session and won't take them off till you ask her to???? wtf?
MPA who charge for DATY ....wtf?
MPA who don't shower in the room with you after a session........telling you they usually shower after you leave........you then realize she doesn't shower between clients and immediately regret your daty session

SW who text you to a hotel parking lot then you sit there in the car for 20 min waiting for her to text you the room number
Sw who won't stop watching tv during a session
Sw who insists you shower prior to a session , which you do for only a couple of minutes.............then tell you there is only 10 minutes left as you are drying yourself off........go argue about the time
Sw who offers FS or BBBJ but not both in the same session unless you stay an hour

Luckily these episodes have not been the norm in my hobby career .......but they do happen.

 

[DarkwingDuck]

Cigarette breath. I wish that was listed. Unrealistic I know, but I just really hate cigarette smells.