Cafe Atlantis/New Loco first impressions

[joebob4025]

So after getting a nice session at Flirt Spa, I decided to give a try for the Mississauga clubs that are well known for their, well, extra services.

Clubs were decently busy seeing as its late Friday night, but can still easily find a spot to sit. Drink prices were insane, but not just insane in the actual price but the tipping scheme. Like, most things are like 10.05 or 11.50, and if you're cash paying, there's either the possibility that the waitress just walks away with $15 or you break your bills and she does give you the coins back, but the next time you pay $12 for a 11.50 drink you get yelled at for tipping 50 cents, yes they do that. I think you can pay by card but I've been burned at Toronto clubs many years ago and know not to bring cards into the club for the possibility that some girls are hustlers.

I am used to the clubs in Vancouver mainly Number 5 Orange or Paramount, and been to clubs in Vegas couple of times. And well, its kinda different here. For some reason it seems to me that 90+% of the strippers in these 2 clubs have ONE body type. Tall, slender, fake ass, fat tits. There are no smaller girls, there are no chonkier girls either. Or at least not many. And I am sure you guys are noticing that with the line-ups at Seductions being more than half of this ONE body type.

I was surprised tho that its not super high pressure in terms of the girls forcing you to take them for lap dances. If you say just let me sit and drink for a while, they'll happily go away, some do come back a bit later and ask again, but they're not hard to dismiss. But the contrary to that is that nobody would really sit and talk with you for a while either like the clubs I been to before. For the dances, I was expecting the blatant overcounting like the Toronto clubs where, they start in the middle of a song and it counts as one, and then magically one or 2 songs gets tacked onto the end, but to my surprise they were pretty fair, 3 songs does get you decent amount of time with the girl, and there's no games at least not with the girls I came across, tho I was clear with checking in with me after 2 or 3 songs if I want to continue or not, again because I've been burnt in the past. It doesn't seem like the panties come off until at least song 3 and for the basic dances there's no kissing (though I wonder how many girls would actually allow kissing even in extras) and probably no pussy touching.

In terms of extras, I was honest that I just came from an MP and would not even be able to cum again, I'd rather have dances. Something about lap dances just gets to me, even in the past when I was well aware that MPs or escorts would get you blowjob and sex and cum for much less money than a strip club, but I would still go to strip clubs anwyays. I just haven't gone for a long time for pandemic reasons. One girl told me that the girls that work full time usually ask for $200 for HJ, $300 for bj, and $600 for sex, and another girl said $200 for bj. I don't know how long you actually get with them tho, I am someone who has TERRIBLE deathgrip and can never partake in the blow-and-go girls (not that I'd really want to since thats on the trashier end of things) because there's no way I finish in 15 minutes or whatever. And I am pretty sure that even BJ is CBJ though I am sure bbbj and even bbfs happens. If someone else has different experiences with prices quoted then let me know. I don't want to pretend that I have any attractiveness to me anymore to get the girls to do any extras on me for just the basic dance prices so I let it be.

All in all it was a pretty fun way to spend 2 or 3 hours somewhere and 2-300 can get you a decent amount of fun.

 

[wittythinker]

idk why strippers charge so much. as soon as you cum you gotta leave. i dont play in strip clubs because i get anxious cuz i dont random guys walking in on me, so i tend to finish fast so its not worth it to me to spend between 150-250 on their services.

i try to talk some sense into them about the pricing saying i can get the same service for cheaper and a longer time else where, why would i do it here. but they act like im speaking spanish haha. strippers rush! services !! thats why i stopped

 

[joebob4025]

idk why strippers charge so much. as soon as you cum you gotta leave. i dont play in strip clubs because i get anxious cuz i dont random guys walking in on me, so i tend to finish fast so its not worth it to me to spend between 150-250 on their services.

i try to talk some sense into them about the pricing saying i can get the same service for cheaper and a longer time else where, why would i do it here. but they act like im speaking spanish haha. strippers rush! services !! thats why i stopped

Ya actually I thought about that! Cause if you're horny you'd want more dances, sit around, watch stage, more girls to take upstairs, etc. Heck, edge, instead of jackhammering someone to cum. Cause if someone tips you $200 for a handjob, and you make him cum hes done for the night, or at least for a few hours. He physically CANT pay you or another girl for more blowjob or sex. And probably no more interest for dances.

 

[Victor Charlie]

I'd rather stick to well known agencies. Strip clubs aren't what they use to be. I hope the strip club industry empire crumbles once and for all. Onlyfans and Facetime seems to be the only companies that can fulfill this.

 

[MassagePlanetUser]

Strip clubs are only good for watching shows, the tv, and catching a beer. The dances are shit 90% of the time. The women guard their pussy like it's worth a million bucks. The CFS they provide is horrible for ultra VIP prices. You can fuck a top-of-the-line escort with that type of money.

I did it once. Bitch bounced on my dick cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Pussy was warm but reeked of that iconic smell. IDK if it's a yeast infection or BV or Vaginisil or whatever. Anyways, I am trying to ride it out to maximize my money. She starts moaning and complaining about me not cumming in 30 seconds. Eventually gets up and tells me I will have to pay extra for more. I beat it and bounce. Complete waste of money. I haven't seen that whore again at the club.

The waitresses are also dog shit minus the old lady.

 

[ButtEnjoyer]

So after getting a nice session at Flirt Spa, I decided to give a try for the Mississauga clubs that are well known for their, well, extra services.

Clubs were decently busy seeing as its late Friday night, but can still easily find a spot to sit. Drink prices were insane, but not just insane in the actual price but the tipping scheme. Like, most things are like 10.05 or 11.50, and if you're cash paying, there's either the possibility that the waitress just walks away with $15 or you break your bills and she does give you the coins back, but the next time you pay $12 for a 11.50 drink you get yelled at for tipping 50 cents, yes they do that. I think you can pay by card but I've been burned at Toronto clubs many years ago and know not to bring cards into the club for the possibility that some girls are hustlers.

I am used to the clubs in Vancouver mainly Number 5 Orange or Paramount, and been to clubs in Vegas couple of times. And well, its kinda different here. For some reason it seems to me that 90+% of the strippers in these 2 clubs have ONE body type. Tall, slender, fake ass, fat tits. There are no smaller girls, there are no chonkier girls either. Or at least not many. And I am sure you guys are noticing that with the line-ups at Seductions being more than half of this ONE body type.

I was surprised tho that its not super high pressure in terms of the girls forcing you to take them for lap dances. If you say just let me sit and drink for a while, they'll happily go away, some do come back a bit later and ask again, but they're not hard to dismiss. But the contrary to that is that nobody would really sit and talk with you for a while either like the clubs I been to before. For the dances, I was expecting the blatant overcounting like the Toronto clubs where, they start in the middle of a song and it counts as one, and then magically one or 2 songs gets tacked onto the end, but to my surprise they were pretty fair, 3 songs does get you decent amount of time with the girl, and there's no games at least not with the girls I came across, tho I was clear with checking in with me after 2 or 3 songs if I want to continue or not, again because I've been burnt in the past. It doesn't seem like the panties come off until at least song 3 and for the basic dances there's no kissing (though I wonder how many girls would actually allow kissing even in extras) and probably no pussy touching.

In terms of extras, I was honest that I just came from an MP and would not even be able to cum again, I'd rather have dances. Something about lap dances just gets to me, even in the past when I was well aware that MPs or escorts would get you blowjob and sex and cum for much less money than a strip club, but I would still go to strip clubs anwyays. I just haven't gone for a long time for pandemic reasons. One girl told me that the girls that work full time usually ask for $200 for HJ, $300 for bj, and $600 for sex, and another girl said $200 for bj. I don't know how long you actually get with them tho, I am someone who has TERRIBLE deathgrip and can never partake in the blow-and-go girls (not that I'd really want to since thats on the trashier end of things) because there's no way I finish in 15 minutes or whatever. And I am pretty sure that even BJ is CBJ though I am sure bbbj and even bbfs happens. If someone else has different experiences with prices quoted then let me know. I don't want to pretend that I have any attractiveness to me anymore to get the girls to do any extras on me for just the basic dance prices so I let it be.

All in all it was a pretty fun way to spend 2 or 3 hours somewhere and 2-300 can get you a decent amount of fun.

As I was reading this I got whiplash lol. I completely agree, I've been to New Loco a lot of times and the novelty wears off fast. This was before I started hobbying with Spas, it just doesn't make sense money-wise, but like yourself I love the lapdances there's just something about them. I used to have a couple girls I would see at the club but unless you're just chilling there's no way you're consistently seeing more than one, $60 (3 songs) until the panties come off? That's half of a BBBJ at some places, $300 for a CBJ out in the open at a club vs a comfortable hour long massage with extras at a spa. If you're a regular and she trusts you the price might start to come down but some girls get very territorial and confrontational, they all usually agree on a price and boundaries, so if one girl starts undercutting everyone else's prices and offers something like kissing that can legitimately lead to a fight. Don't get me wrong, I still love lapdances and the clubs, going to get dances with a couple girls and some drinks is always fun but I'd only go if a couple of friends were going, if I'm just by myself I'd rather hit a spa.

 

[joebob4025]

As I was reading this I got whiplash lol. I completely agree, I've been to New Loco a lot of times and the novelty wears off fast. This was before I started hobbying with Spas, it just doesn't make sense money-wise, but like yourself I love the lapdances there's just something about them. I used to have a couple girls I would see at the club but unless you're just chilling there's no way you're consistently seeing more than one, $60 (3 songs) until the panties come off? That's half of a BBBJ at some places, $300 for a CBJ out in the open at a club vs a comfortable hour long massage with extras at a spa. If you're a regular and she trusts you the price might start to come down but some girls get very territorial and confrontational, they all usually agree on a price and boundaries, so if one girl starts undercutting everyone else's prices and offers something like kissing that can legitimately lead to a fight. Don't get me wrong, I still love lapdances and the clubs, going to get dances with a couple girls and some drinks is always fun but I'd only go if a couple of friends were going, if I'm just by myself I'd rather hit a spa.

I don't get it myself either man. The dance prices here are actually quite a bit less than Vancouver, Number 5 Orange is $50 a song, while Paramount is $25 but they have $100 for 5 and promos on certain days of the week, but its also a non-alcoholic club, but I am not a big drinker anyways. Paramount also has this gimmick where a girl is supposed to chat you up and get you to buy her a drink, she has to complete so many per night as part of her job for the club, which increases the conversation a bit, though since Pandemic hit I've lost the ability to talk to people really...

But ya, with those prices, I could get FS at some MP for like $180 or $200. I don't know where to find those kinda prices here but I do tend to stick with the licensed places here. I am sure that if instead of stopping at Seduction Keele, at the same plaza there's 2 other smaller spas for much less price, but I"ve heard its usually old women there?

Ya the girl that told me $200, $300, $600 said she works there full time and that the full time girls pretty much agreed on that sorta price for the extras. Sometimes you get new girls or visiting girls that don't know. She was actually nice enough to tell me cause I was just asking as sort of "curious" question, AFTER I had mentioned that there's no way I am getting extras since I just came from an MP. She said those are SC prices and are definitely kinda higher and its completely OK if all I want are lapdances though I've heard from some of the reviewers here that if you say no to extras the quality of the dances drop almost instantly.

To be honest I don't actually even care if the panties come off as long as shes teasing me and on top of me. But its certainly kinda nice if they do eventually come off.

 

[The_Breadmaker]

I started going to strip clubs the day I turned 23 (Had a couple of buddies of mine take me out to one for the first time for my birthday). Last time I went to one was when I was 33 in 2019 (just a few years ago). And I agree with a lot of the responses here: Strip clubs are usually just good for a hang out to watch a sporting game or a UFC event, with some lap dances spinkled in between. Or just the quintessential, bachelor party.

The "extra services" they charge have always been way too expensive and way too rushed. On top of that, there's barely any sense of privacy in most of these strip clubs to get any of these extra services as the back rooms have no closed doors or curtains. It's usually just a cubicle-style booth where the privacy lounge area bouncer or even the manager can stroll on by to check up on things which the stripper giving the service is usually afraid of in terms of being caught for giving extras. Even if you don't want extras, and just the regular lap dances, a common recurrence among a lot of the strippers is with them undermining the actual amount of songs as mentioned above on this thread. This is a common dispute that happens way too often from what I have noticed over the years from my personal experiences and also from what I heard from other strip club patrons, leading to uncomfortable fights between you as the customer and the scamming stripper. This eventually leads her to threaten you with the 300 pound bouncer goon if you don't pay up on the spot. This one time, I had a trashy blonde PAWGY tatted hoe stripper actually follow me to the ATM machine demanding more money from the intial dispute where she argued she "deserved more money" for just 3 lap dances. I just gave her what was intially agreed upon prior to the lapdances , tossed the cash on to the pool table behind us, and got the hell out of there, lol.

So this is why MPs are way much preferable if your overall intention is to get off, as MP facilities tend to be much cleaner and cost effective. I didn't go to MPs until I was 30, and have been going to strip clubs less and less right around the same time I turned 30. That is to say, I don't miss going to strip clubs. I would still go if a group of friends wanted to go or a bachelor party was happening. Especially with Covid restrictions locking down most businesses in the last few years, it sort of helped diminished any of my urges to go to a strip club again.

 

[ButtEnjoyer]

I don't get it myself either man. The dance prices here are actually quite a bit less than Vancouver, Number 5 Orange is $50 a song, while Paramount is $25 but they have $100 for 5 and promos on certain days of the week, but its also a non-alcoholic club, but I am not a big drinker anyways. Paramount also has this gimmick where a girl is supposed to chat you up and get you to buy her a drink, she has to complete so many per night as part of her job for the club, which increases the conversation a bit, though since Pandemic hit I've lost the ability to talk to people really...

But ya, with those prices, I could get FS at some MP for like $180 or $200. I don't know where to find those kinda prices here but I do tend to stick with the licensed places here. I am sure that if instead of stopping at Seduction Keele, at the same plaza there's 2 other smaller spas for much less price, but I"ve heard its usually old women there?

Ya the girl that told me $200, $300, $600 said she works there full time and that the full time girls pretty much agreed on that sorta price for the extras. Sometimes you get new girls or visiting girls that don't know. She was actually nice enough to tell me cause I was just asking as sort of "curious" question, AFTER I had mentioned that there's no way I am getting extras since I just came from an MP. She said those are SC prices and are definitely kinda higher and its completely OK if all I want are lapdances though I've heard from some of the reviewers here that if you say no to extras the quality of the dances drop almost instantly.

To be honest I don't actually even care if the panties come off as long as shes teasing me and on top of me. But its certainly kinda nice if they do eventually come off.

$50 a song!? Man Vancouver is something else. Yeah some of the girls over here are supposed to drive up drink sales too, even if they don't want anything if they get offered one they just get something non-alcoholic but you're still paying for it. I feel a lot of the prices they quote are because 1) The guy doesn't know any better. 2) The stripper is really hot. 3) Heat of the moment, they just get caught up and too horny and just go for it. If you could get away with $600 FS why not? The mentality is fast money, if it's not going to be fast it's costing them money so it'll be expensive.

The tease of the lapdance is great, when a dancer is great, she can hook you in and you don't even realize it's been 5 songs!

 

[ButtEnjoyer]

I started going to strip clubs the day I turn 23 (Had a couple of buddies of mine take me out to one for the first time for my birthday). Last time I went to one was when I was 33 in 2019 (just a few years ago). And I agree with a lot of the responses here: Strip clubs are usually just good for a hang out to watch a sporting game or a UFC event, with some lap dances spinkled in between. Or just the quintessential, bachelor party.

The "extra services" they charge have always been way too expensive and way too rushed. On top of that, there's barely any sense of privacy in most of these strip clubs to get any of these extra services as the back rooms have no closed doors or curtains. It's usually just a cubicle-style booth where the privacy lounge area bouncer or even the manager can stroll on by to check up on things which the stripper giving the service is usually afraid of in terms of being caught for giving extras. Even if you don't want extras, and just the regular lap dances, a common recurrence among a lot of the strippers is with them undermining the actual amount of songs as mentioned above on this thread. This is a common dispute that happens way too often from what I have noticed over the years from my personal experiences and also from what I heard from other strip club patrons, leading to uncomfortable fights between you as the customer and the scamming stripper. This eventually leads her to threaten you with the 300 pound bouncer goon if you don't pay up on the spot. This one time, I had a trashy blonde PAWGY tatted hoe stripper actually follow me to the ATM machine demanding more money from the intial dispute where she argued she "deserved more money" for just 3 lap dances. I just gave her what was intially agreed upon prior to the lapdances , tossed the cash on to the pool table behind us, and got the hell out of there, lol.

So this is why MPs are way much preferable if your overall intention is to get off, as MP facilities tend to be much cleaner and cost effective. I didn't go to MPs until I was 30, and have been going to strip clubs less and less right around the same time I turned 30. That is to say, I don't miss going to strip clubs. I would still go if a group of friends wanted to go or a bachelor party was happening. Especially with Covid restrictions locking down most businesses in the last few years, it sort of helped diminished any of my urges to go to a strip club again.

Completely agree, group outing, watching a game/birthday/bachelor party. Fun to get some drinks and go for a couple of dances but for every good stripper there's a bad one, as you said trying to scam more money, or just outright claiming they deserve more and trying to force a tip. Some of them get really bad as some shitty guys get a whole lot of dances "forget" their wallet in the car and then just take off. So for a stripper, if you get extras, you get paid upfront and get guaranteed money, yet some get pissed if you don't want any extras and their whole demeanor changes. Rushed services trying to get on to the next guy. It can be a fun night out as long as you avoid trouble.

 

[joebob4025]

$50 a song!? Man Vancouver is something else. Yeah some of the girls over here are supposed to drive up drink sales too, even if they don't want anything if they get offered one they just get something non-alcoholic but you're still paying for it. I feel a lot of the prices they quote are because 1) The guy doesn't know any better. 2) The stripper is really hot. 3) Heat of the moment, they just get caught up and too horny and just go for it. If you could get away with $600 FS why not? The mentality is fast money, if it's not going to be fast it's costing them money so it'll be expensive.

The tease of the lapdance is great, when a dancer is great, she can hook you in and you don't even realize it's been 5 songs!

Oh ya at that club, #5 orange, its $50 a song though the songs are OK length, dont get cut early, but girls usually give you some sob story that the club takes $20 per song from them so please tip. Like if I get 2 songs $100 I tip $20 but some girls want $40 tip which is a ridiculous. I mean I kinda started with that club as a way of me getting some paid services cause before that I was getting nothing at all so its always got a special place in my heart but goddamn does the cash go dry quick there.

I wonder why girls here dont just, start teasing the guy and slowly jerk him or something and then holy shit 20 song's gone and he owes you 400 bucks. Or 20 songs plus whatever miscount you wanna add.

 

[joebob4025]

I started going to strip clubs the day I turn 23 (Had a couple of buddies of mine take me out to one for the first time for my birthday). Last time I went to one was when I was 33 in 2019 (just a few years ago). And I agree with a lot of the responses here: Strip clubs are usually just good for a hang out to watch a sporting game or a UFC event, with some lap dances spinkled in between. Or just the quintessential, bachelor party.

The "extra services" they charge have always been way too expensive and way too rushed. On top of that, there's barely any sense of privacy in most of these strip clubs to get any of these extra services as the back rooms have no closed doors or curtains. It's usually just a cubicle-style booth where the privacy lounge area bouncer or even the manager can stroll on by to check up on things which the stripper giving the service is usually afraid of in terms of being caught for giving extras. Even if you don't want extras, and just the regular lap dances, a common recurrence among a lot of the strippers is with them undermining the actual amount of songs as mentioned above on this thread. This is a common dispute that happens way too often from what I have noticed over the years from my personal experiences and also from what I heard from other strip club patrons, leading to uncomfortable fights between you as the customer and the scamming stripper. This eventually leads her to threaten you with the 300 pound bouncer goon if you don't pay up on the spot. This one time, I had a trashy blonde PAWGY tatted hoe stripper actually follow me to the ATM machine demanding more money from the intial dispute where she argued she "deserved more money" for just 3 lap dances. I just gave her what was intially agreed upon prior to the lapdances , tossed the cash on to the pool table behind us, and got the hell out of there, lol.

So this is why MPs are way much preferable if your overall intention is to get off, as MP facilities tend to be much cleaner and cost effective. I didn't go to MPs until I was 30, and have been going to strip clubs less and less right around the same time I turned 30. That is to say, I don't miss going to strip clubs. I would still go if a group of friends wanted to go or a bachelor party was happening. Especially with Covid restrictions locking down most businesses in the last few years, it sort of helped diminished any of my urges to go to a strip club again.

I kinda thought everyone and their mom knows that sex happens at the sauga clubs I've even heard there's condoms everywhere. But bouncers/managers would actually be mad if it they catch it in the act?

But also, usually with GFE I want kissing, and usually you probably dont get kissing with the strippers. And no bbbj (if a CBJ is amazing I can let that slide but usually CBJ does nothing for me now). But also my crotch is probably disgusting after sitting there for a few hours and after being grinded on by multiple girls lol.

 

[Red Flamingo]

"All in all it was a pretty fun way to spend 2 or 3 hours somewhere and 2-300 can get you a decent amount of fun."
The former Fairbank Hotel might do.

 

[joebob4025]

"All in all it was a pretty fun way to spend 2 or 3 hours somewhere and 2-300 can get you a decent amount of fun."
The former Fairbank Hotel might do.

Thats Backstage Theatres and its closed down isnt it? =(

 

[Derick]

All depends on the place and who you talk to. One lady at club pro mid 40s looking she would charge $200 for bj but will give you 4-5 songs with that.

 

[joebob4025]

Just question and bump but I thought there's a 3rd club under the same owners as cafe Atlantis and new loco what's it called??

 

[Mounoskilo]

Dropped in to Midway Invader and Cafe Atlantis today. Had not been since before Covid. Midway Invader was empty with 5 mediocre girls working. I was there for half an hour and all of them came by to chat and offer dances. Wasn’t feeling it so I went down the road to Cafe Atlantis. Maybe a half dozen customers and 10 girls. All the girls were pre Covid veterans and all had put on some weight. Stayed an hour and only one girl came up and asked if I wanted a dance. The rest were just sitting in a corner glued to their phones. Don’t understand why they don’t hustle like they used to. Got bored fast and left. Lots of customers seemed to come in and go without doing much drinking or getting dances. Sad state of affairs for GTA strip clubs. Miss the glory days but can’t imagine any of these places staying in business long term.

 

[Forceuser]

Got gone to New Loco around a month back. Below is what i felt
Pros : No entry fee, one drink is compulsory, Most of the girls are open to all including FS. $20 per dance and no seperate entry fee like Whisky and Filmores.
Cons : The lap dance stalls are separated by a curtain and in some cases none. I went for one , the next guy was getting a BJ and it was like a porn film.
I had much better experience at 9to5 at Pickering .
Agree that strip clubs are going down the drain, girls who dont know to dance, majority of the ladies are more interested with their phones, exobirant rates for drinks, entry fee for lap dance (garbage for me)

 

[Hesback54321]

Strip clubs are dying a slow death. MPAs are next. Young guys seem to prefer a computer and their joystick these days

 

[c1000]

I'm kind of tired of spas now. Might hit up the SC on the weekend.