What just happened?

[Shania]

So, go to Patong earlier this month with some friends and family. (mostly male and single) I have all these grand illusions of laying on the beach all day, trying many of the different golf courses out, traveling around the island site-seeing etc...at nite, a little fun on Bangla. In my pre-Los mind, a perfectly rounded vacation! RIGHT!! get to the hotel on soi san sa bai at 3:00 a.m. COMPLETLY BLOW AWAY BY 3:01 a.m., drink till sun-up(every nite: ) miss breakfast (not even close) chase Bg's out of room, collect all of their stuff from said room, hide it.
Next day... same, same. Learn how to RING THE BELL, (THANKS NICKE)! drink till my gums recede, chew Viagra like they are Peez, get soapies, get oily's, wash and repeat.
Hear the beaches are nice, and didnt wear shoes for 8 days.(much less golf cleats)..this goes on, and on, and on....(GOD I MISS THAT PLACE)

So I ask you, o wise Bm's....WHAT JUST HAPPENED?????:gasp:

SLAMPAY.

 

[knismom]

seeing how i was along with you for the ride as soon as you figure out what the HECK happened can you please tell me. before we got there it sounded like we had a pretty good idea on what we were going to do each day then after being there for all of 17 seconds those plans were long gone, the funny thing about the whole trip is we went to THAILAND and all i can remember is Soi Eric :intello: , alcohol : , getting beat up by a BG(hmmm 2 girls 1 Soi not a good idea) and sometimes sleeping :zzz: . AND I CANT WAIT TO GO BACK

 

[Gilbert]

Welcome to Thailand......
where St Peter won't visit because he cannot resist the Temptation!!!!
where the Devil comes to learn new tricks!!!
where the best laid plans last until you meet the first cute BG!!!!
where the Salvation Army have been beaten by Demon Drink!!!!


As the famous T shirt says...... "Good boys go to heaven, Bad boys go to Pattaya"!!!!

 

[selena luvz you x]

Where the little head takes over the big head.

 

[[804]kennyy]

Wait until you catch the LOS Blues....

 

[seesen9]

WAIT TILL? BROTHER, I AM COOKED... ALL DONE...:love3:

 

[pink smiling]

555, so when's your next trip?

 

[M W]

Best cure is to book your return trip!!!! Then count down the days!!!!

 

[Camer]

My first chance is July. And I meen my FIRST CHANCE!! rainy season be damned, as much time as I spent outside in the PEAk season, I might as well visit the Catacombs in Rome!:intello:

 

[Allen W]

Bit like this.....61 days to go woohoo!

 

[No Way Jan]

simply put, you guys just enter the LOS Zone. When you're back home its called LOS BLues. There's nothing like it anywhere.

 

[Vienna]

So I get back home.(rainy, cold, northern california) walk into my local house of spirits, not one HELLLOOOO, WEEELLLLCUMMM!! I sit at the bar, order a drink for me, AND the lady sitting next to me. No introductions, I just bought her a frigging drink cuz I felt like it! The look I got made me feel like I should be on the MSNBC "TO CATCH A PREDATOR" WTF? am I not a hansum man or what? A bouncer is at the door kicking OUT all the pretty young girls...they have a bell BEHIND THE BAR they ring when THEY get a big tip...this is just all to confusing:

 

[Mrs.Darcy]

I see someone is having LOS flashback. Just don't try to BF them. All kidding aside, I know exactly where you coming from.

 

[tanaz]

Nothing like LOS. Pretty much dominates my thoughts now. Not sure if it is very healthy. Just going with it for now and see if it becomes more controllable.

69 days until BKK! 69.....55555

 

[Spindrift]

Another Sex Tourist is born

 

[One week til Candice!!]

So there is a beach??? Lucky for me that I live at the coast so I don't have to tick the beach off on my to do list......

 

[Stephanie]

And furthermore, I think it was the third night at MTB when at 3 am I thought it would be a good idea to ring the bell....again. WTF is Sambuca made out of? anyway, I start to get that "o'crap" feeling in my gut. It's time to egrese...so I smoothly555 exit seforum.xxxe right, picking up my pace to near sprint, figure that i'm fully out of sight and completly sly. And let go with a projectile "sampuka"uke: ...relived and refocused, if not slightly embarassed, I turn from my perfect hiding place to find 3 lovely TG's standing there with moist towels, ready and willing to get me back in the game.:ange:

GENTLEMAN, I dont no about were you live, but that sh*t just doesnt happen where I come from...more like 2 cops with flash-lites already starting their report on a DRUNK IN PUBLIC...1 nite in the can.

By the way, guess which of the 3 helpful-lovely bar girls I took home that night...

 

[Los Rojiblancos]

NOW I NO WHY BANGLA ROAD SMELLS SOOOO BAD

 

[=(emoislove)=]

As one long time BM would say......"ya gotta love 'em"!!!!

 

[Nat2036]

It's like when Neo got rescued from the Matrix. Except Morpheus is a Bar Girl.