review: heather @ enigma

[ismail i]

review..to follow....gf on driveway. sorry guys will try to post review later.

 

[strine strumpet 2]

Hahahahahahahhahaha LMAO this is the funniest post. Ever.

 

[Savanna]

I Love This!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

LOL .

 

[Abigael]

You had time to type all of this, but not time to hit the delete key?

Lets write the review for him... I'll start....

"After waiting 30 minutes for Heather to arrive for her shift, I was led to a room where I waited another 15 minutes for her to get ready and show up.... "

 

[Jackieena]

Not so fast, Muffin-eater. I will write the review myself based on my own personal experience about 3 weeks ago.

On the night in question, our heroine was not only on time for the session, but was actually waiting for Your Writer with an inviting smile on her face. This may strike the casual (and regrettably cynical) reader as frankly implausible and many of you will already have turned away from your monitors in incredulous disgust. But the fact that there was a severe snowstorm warning in effect and that there were no other customers in the spa may have explained a otherwise unlikely scenario.

Once inside the room, there was a business-oriented discussion, after which Our Heroine became noticeably more affectionate and friendly. The session took its course and the details thereof would unfortunately be quickly erased by our ever-vigilant moderators. Heather was as lovely as ever, although her hair is now of auburn, rather than golden shade. And Oagre's therapeutic needs were served by his fully-skilled attendant.

While the eye candy was juicy, Heather appeared a little tired and the session was a little low-key. At the 45 minute mark of this 60 minute booking, the not-always-convincing Heatherian fake moans of pleasure faded into the quiet shadows of the room and our dexterous-fingered nymph made a determined progress towards the shower. And so it ended.

Repeat? Yes, I always repeat with Heather. Although less often than if the fee was less exorbitant and the service more convincing.

 

[Smoking Gun 420 <3 Alyssa]

Never been with Heather but saw in the hallway, she is really short. Website says 5'2 but she must be 4'11 or something.

 

[docterlow]

LMAO

You should be writing for Penthouse forum, if that's even still around:

"I never used to believe the stories in Forum, until something happened to me 3 weeks ago..."



Glad (that she actually showed and on time and) you had fun!

 

[Tofu]

lol....ok boys sorry for the wait but I think my review wont be much different that whats been posted above but here goes:

I get there on time and apparently Heather had double booked. I was more than willing to actually leave without incident since the other guy was already in the room and showered. For some reason, the other guy was asked to leave and my appointment was honored. Perhaps, he didnt have one..that I am not sure of. Anyhow, Heather came in...ON TIME I MIGHT ADD...in the same outfit as on the website. She has a fantastic body but at first glance, she looked a little tired. Anyhow, she began with a light massage with some teasing which was very well done.
A few minutes in I asked her, so what type of massage to you think I should get. Her response was "lets talk about that when you flip." About 10 minutes in, I flipped and the negotiations began. we agreed to the services that would be rendered. I will say I was very pleased. Watching her in the mirror is a sight however I must say I thought she was a little detached. The service was good dont get me wrong...just distant. Would I repeat. I do believe I would since she is attractive and the service is good but I think she may be approaching burn out. NOt sure if she has always been like this, I doubt it, since her reviews have been stellar. I should not that this is in no way a negative review. I did enjoy my session. I was expecting more of a wow factor however. Here is the breakdown of the session:

Face: 8...(hotter as a blonde IMHO)
Body: 9 ( fake boobs nicely done ..if they were real, definetely 9.5
Massage: 7.5 (good teasing but too light...really who cares about this)
Service: 9.5
Repeat: probably, but I like energy I like seductive, she lacked this but very serice oriented.

player coach

 

[Emily Yetman]

excuse grammatical errors...in a hurry again.

 

[Ya-Kno-Im-Riight...]

Distanced, detached, low-key and burnt out.

Hmmm.

I have always considered her to be distanced and detached. I have referred to her in the past as a Stepford MPA...willing, but vacant.

As for the low-key and burnt out comments, I have only seen her once (about a year ago at BP) after she returned from her over-priced stint as a SP.

My experience was that she had changed. And not for the better.

As detached and distanced as before, but a bit crankier, less happy to be in the business.

I think she really does want to be elsewhere, throwing spirals.

 

[Jarvis]

yup.....pretty much my experience as well....she does seem a lot more cranky.

 

[smilez]

Well, I used to see this sexy one when she was @ BP. That place, they did not have any price list ... however, I don't recall ever being overcharged by her. YES, in my eyes, she was so HOT that I couldn't resist leaving my car for her!

But, @ Enigma, similar to so many other places, they have the pricing listed almost every where ... front desk as well as in the room. So, please ....!

 

[liamjlewis]

I considered booking her this past weekend but decided against it..I'm glad I did. No amount of eye candy can compensate for a lacklustre service.

 

[KindaNerdy:]]

omg

brb, booking appt

 

[rawr_i luv him]

I recently had an appointment with Heather. She seemed cold until the session was chosen. After which I got the fake moans too.

Only complaint I had was it didn't smell so nice down below.

 

[Ziona]

You're kidding

But, what were you doing under the table?!!

 

[Muffins]

I was looking for a penny I had dropped.

 

[Prodigy]

Oh...my mistake! So, she's worth every penny, eh?!!!

 

[Mariska]

Why would the price list that the spa has posted at the front desk be relevant to a session with Heather? You've made me very confused now.



In her heyday at BP, Heather could really cook and sell it as a seductive and somewhat genuine experience. Of course, the customer's suspension of disbelief helped as well. But we're all pretty good at that, aren't we?