rearview@Chang's Holistic

[ghostdog]

I've never been there before my back was sore so I figured why not I was 20min away. I called made the appointment. I get there about 5 min early(nice setup..shower across the hall)Waited about 10 min for Anne to show up(she wasn't there ,she was on her way) So I wait. The owner I guess comes in apologizes and starts to massage me while we wait for Anne to show up(she has got a great technique) Finally Anne shows up takes over,not to impressed with her technique(she has the knowledge but the way she massaged...just didn't feel right) She asks me (in very broken english)massage all over? This is Changs so I figure she means everything but mr. happy I said OK. I roll over on my back and she lube's me up. I'm thinking alright a complete massage I close my eyes and start to enjoy. All of a sudden I feel a sharp jab at the poop shoot. I swear my eyes must have shot out of my head.(you know the seen from Mask...that's me) She is startled(me too to say the least) She apoligizes and finishes off the rest of me. HOLY CRAP(no pun intended) I mean the tax man is more gentle then that!! What a session. It took about a day to recover from the back door Charlie. Everything about the session sucked except for the owners initial 5 min massage. Will I go back(again no pun intended)HELL NO!!!!!

 

[nextGREAT1]

Jeez... that was funny!

Sorry dude, hope you recover...

 

[Roscait]

Wait until you start your annual prostrate exam - The first one's always a surprise!

 

[Ryan Stanford]

Well, they get more great reviews than poor ones...
I was about to post a gleaming review of Anne based on my first visit to CHANGS last Thursday(thanks to a fellow massageplanet.netites recommendation)..And I have to say that It was one of the best RMT quality massages I have ever had, and for the quality of the treatment this place is a steal..the finish was 2 handed and Great..Its a completely different expereince than an IT or HFH but I thourougly enjoyed it and will be back.
Sorry it wasnt up your alley-no pun intended.
Rolo

 

[hhudson]

LMAO!!

I'm a little disappointed. I was there Thursday with her and nothing like that. Must have thought your name was "Phil McCrackin" lol.

I guess after 8-10 a day massaging "members" and nobody "ass"kin for a release, she wanted to let somebody know the "door" is open...bells and whistles. lol...

Sorry it had to be you, hell, I'm over 45 and my Proc has "Luisville Slugger" painted on his knuckles!! Damn things are like baseball bats. I could have taken that one for you...no prob! Oh well.....

Next time tell her to wait, I'll be in the lobby and you yell "STUNT POOPER", I'll run in...take your place, let her get off, jump off and you can finish...deal? lol

"I'm a giver in a world of takers"

 

[_smiles n cries_]

You guys make me laugh...LOL.

 

[Little Miss Missy]

Phil, sorry to hear about your little *surprise*...

Personally, I rather enjoy a good prostate massage. Shirley, gives the ultimate in this type of service. I had a regular in Corcord that gave a good backdoor rub, but it has been years since I saw her. If you can get over the initial phobia, I think, with the right executioner, you may enjoy the added excitement.

I agree with rolo the 2 handed finish is VERY good!

Chivas

 

[dolly]

Philasio- I found the medical extra to be quite exquisite but I do agree the rest of her massage is not quite as good as the owner's. It is also a nice change from my doctor with extra large hands! I almost felt asking her for a second opinion but the language barrier got in the way.

 

[Mateo]

Now, I always ask for Shirley...no one else. I'm spoiled and when I don't get the same service from someone else I feel cheated.

If she could just get Jeannie to come back from China-
- they'd put everybody else outta business.

 

[stephen518]

Hey MikeyMike...I don't think Jeannie is in China...I spoke to her on her cell phone about 1-2 months ago. At that time she told me that she wasn't feeling well and that is why she wasn't working.

 

[prennk]

It is hard not to reminisce a little when I see someone mention Jeannie. As good as Shirley is, I was always disappointed when I showed up at the Steeles location with no appointment and I had to settle for Shirley because Jeannie was busy. She was exceptional!

Jello

 

[i wish i was a baller. <3]

...well, I asked Shirley about her a couple weeks ago.
[I know this is all hearsay b/c Jeannie wasn't there to answer herself]

Oh yeah...
After Jeannie/Jenny left, the next MPA to work there was "Jean" (short with glasses). They shouldn't use similar names like that. Sorta like that Emily/Emma garbage at Bay/Charles Tower Apartments. Ask for Emma (huge naturals) and you end up with Emily (my tits are bigger than hers- and I'm a guy).

Are you sure she (Jean) isn't the one you talked to?

mmikeymmike@hotmail.com

 

[Meaux]

Perhaps Shirley told you this story in confidence and would not be pleased by having it broadcast on the internet.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Hey Mickeymike, I spoke to Jennie on her personal cell phone. It wasn't at Chang's.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've only ever had Anne.

I walked out of there feeling like a good gust of wind could lift me up and drop me off in the middle of the DVP. All my aches and pains had vanished and I slept like a baby that night.

If Anne gives "bad" massages, I think a "good" one would kill me. A nice way to go, maybe.

 

[princess(:]

LOL, I feel for you my friend, I do. But I use my real name while I am there, *wink* it's easier to pronounce. Seriously though, they are both very proficient at what they do, and I wouldn't complain either way.

Chivas

PS geez, very elegantly put, I concur with you, Anne is above average for sure. Shirley however, is a real gem/pro!

 

[stopadeeboomba]

oh don't tease me. Is she still in business? Please say so, and let us know where.

I always wanted to meet her again since she left the Steeles location. The session with her was my best ever. If she's still in the business I'll sure pay her regular visits.

thx,

 

[Juliet]

Sorry, but she isn't in business anymore.