Mini reviews:CJ, Kelli-Anne, Sherrith, Julie & Amy,Tanya

[big bob]

Subtitled... Funky's Big Day Out!
Having made the decision to travel to Brisbane for the AB party, I had also planned in the little time I had available, to ensure that it was a trip never to be forgotten!
Hung over, with only 5 hours sleep following the party, it was time to get up, shower, shave, and dress, eat breakfast, and try to look my best for CJ’s arrival! This stunning looking, exciting woman, so warm and Reviewiendly, proved to be the ultimate hang over cure! CJ made my spirits soar and was an absolute joy to be with. She made me feel like a brand new lover, not a client. A two-word summary of my time with CJ: Absolutely awesome! In view of her departure Reviewom AB, I feel a very, very lucky man to now have wonderful memories of CJ!

Some business to attend to, plus lunch and then it was off to meet Kelli-Anne. Although I had seen her AB profile, web site etc, I was still stunned when I cast my eyes on the drop dead gorgeous woman who greeted me warmly at the door. She has a Reviewiendly engaging personality and one feels at ease with her immediately. A wise gentleman had previously whispered in my ear, “don’t miss the massage whatever you do” Sound advice, because I was soon to experience what can only be described as torture by exquisite pleasure. This lady, using nails, hair, tongue, nipples, (I think I’ve got ‘em all, but then again…maybe not!) has mastered the art of providing a gentle, magnificent sensory experience, which seems to have every nerve ending in your body tingling with pleasure and definitely heightens your enjoyment of the wonderful sex that follows! You lucky Brisbane men, she’s in your town. Naturally, I tried to convince her to tour to Adelaide soon (I’m an incurable optimist!) Sadly, all too soon it was time to leave Kelli-Anne.

Back at my Hotel, I had reRevieweshments, and prepared for the sheriff to come knockin’ on my door. Oops, sorry that’s Sherrith! Damn it, I must have seen too many Westerns as a kid, because now that I have seen this delicious looking lady with the beautiful milky white skin, I continue to have erotic visions in my mind of her wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, and a sheriff’s badge pinned to one of the nipple rings on those wonderful perky breasts, pointing a loaded six gun at my nuts and saying “Okay Funkster, this is the way we’re gonna do it.” Sadly this lady doesn’t seem to be connected to the Internet, so we can’t get to know her through the chat room and forums, and she, the same with us. Sherrith can only be contacted by phone, and is delightful to talk to. Be sure to be forthright about what you want (remember the state laws, for all she knows you might be a policeman) and make sure you are absolutely clear about just what constitutes extras. Remember the mandatory health inspection. (Drop your pants for a “short arm inspection” because once you have exposed yourself, as well as knowing that you are “clean” she can be sure your not the “ long arm of the law”) Now that I have had the orgasmic experience of spending time with this elegant lady, I am sure the pleasure, and level of intimacy would be enhanced with each new visit.

Off to dinner with Reviewiends next, but eager to get back to the hotel before the midnight hour to prepare for a rendezvous with my AB favourites, Amy and Julie! (Knowing these two ladies were in town at the same time, I had made approaches to both girls and planned this well in advanced) I have previously experienced the joy of spending time Amy and Julie individually, but now I was about to be pampered by both these wonderful ladies at the SAME time! It’s an awesome thought, and I arrived at the midnight hour actually feeling a little nervous. They soon had me at ease as we sat sipping champagne and eating snacks that Amy had prepared (her attention to detail is meticulous). When Julie gave me that Goldie Hawn smile that melts me like butter, and suggested we all move to the bedroom, my pulse stepped up a notch. To have these two ladies working their magic on you side by side at the same time is truly awesome. I wanted to pinch myself to make sure I hadn’t fallen off the perch and was really in Heaven! A totally mind blowing experience! Highly recommended. These two ladies make a magnificent team.

Later, back in my hotel room I was still on a high, and when it seemed I had only just dropped off to sleep, it was time for my wake up call Reviewom the big, beautiful Tanya. I had met her at the party and been mesmerised by her presence. What a magnificent lady! We first enjoyed a breakfast of strawberries and champagne. By this seforum.xxxe I felt like I needed a personal trainer to knock me back into shape, but this wicked woman was determined to knock me off! I was really surprised by how agile and active Tanya is. I struggled valiantly to keep up with her, loving every minute of this bedroom romp! When we were eventually spent, and lay in each other’s arms, I glanced at the clock and realised I had only twenty minutes left to pack and check out of the hotel before the shuttle bus picked me up for the return trip to the airport. Eek! Sadly it was a rushed farewell to Tanya, I would have loved to stay there cuddled in the arms of this wonderful woman.

Well it certainly was a big day out, thank you to all the wonderful ladies who made it one of the best days EVER! Arriving back in Adelaide I just had time to go home, change then off to work for a six-hour shift. Sigh……….. Sadly all good things must come to an end.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

Congratulations on a fantastic effort Funky.

I am impressed with the line up and your incredible stamina and how you packed it all into one day.

Well done once again Funky

 

[Victoria<3]

thanks to Funky from Sherrith

Just to be different I thought I would go against the grain and surprise you by replying. You just never know with me... I like to keep you guessing! :wink:

Thank you for your complimentary, and very comical review. You are a gentleman and I look forward to having the orgasmic pleasure of seeing you again sometime when you are back in town in sunny QLD!

mpter your whirlwind tour I expect you slept well indeed! Quite an achievement. Maybe you are in the wrong profession and should think about crossing the fence???!!!

 

[Abbey loves Jesus]

Congratulations Sherrith

Oh I wish! I would be over that fence before you could bat an eyelid Sherrith! Sadly emus will never soar above the mountains with eagles!
So you are on-line, and you do have computer skills! Congratulations on coming out of the woodwork and making your first post in the AB forums, I certainly hope to see more. The next step is to pop in to the chatroom sometime and say hello to the boys (& girls). I can assure you that you will be made most welcome.
Sadly I don't know when I will be in Brisbane again. But I had so much fun at the party and during my big day out I am seriously considering making it an annual pilgrimage. (hehe) er... do you you think there is any chance of you aquiring a cowboy hat, sherrif's badge, and six-shooter before then?
Better make the six-shooter a toy one! It's not a gun that I want to be going off, it's you!