Making up Slogans..for fun

[Duzy Kutas]

This thread is about catchy SLOGANS....
they could be for something that you see on TV or the internet .. or a product that you think you could make a funny slogan for (that they would never use...

like
Peroni Beer - Its just missing the "PEP"

like Pep-peroni....

or
Magnum Ice Cream- When she wants something ELSE thats big and hard then creamy in her mouth.

or it could be about an SP or MP specific MPA...

Emily --- beautiful smile - vacuum-like suction power.
or
that place on the Queensway...
Yes, we're old... but we can still try to get the wrinkles out of your dick.
Thats better than the fake pics..

I am sure you can up with a few..

 

[Duzy Kutas]

Wendy - Biggest Nipples in town.



points to those who know who I'm talking about....

 

[Duzy Kutas]

insert any Euro Spa here...

try me honey.. I give good massage.....
lets bring back the 90s when you were young and so was I..

or they should have a sale on the room fee....
$25 -- 90s prices for 90s girls

 

[Duzy Kutas]

'Your Money Back if it smells like fish'

extra special points to those who know which place I am talking about here.

 

[admin]

'Your Money Back if it smells like fish'

extra special points to those who know which place I am talking about here.

 

[Duzy Kutas]

Here Always.... NEW Girls (especially if you never been here before)

 

[Duzy Kutas]

Good Service... No Rush... (unless my regular who tips better than you walks in)

 

[Duzy Kutas]

Grand Opening !! ....... We just filed for bankruptcy on our last Business name and we are all ready for you under this new name.

 

[Duzy Kutas]

Young Pretty Girls !!........ at least they were when they started working here.

 

[cali99]

This thread is about catchy SLOGANS....
they could be for something that you see on TV or the internet .. or a product that you think you could make a funny slogan for (that they would never use...

like
Peroni Beer - Its just missing the "PEP"

like Pep-peroni....

or
Magnum Ice Cream- When she wants something ELSE thats big and hard then creamy in her mouth.

or it could be about an SP or MP specific MPA...

Emily --- beautiful smile - vacuum-like suction power.
or
that place on the Queensway...
Yes, we're old... but we can still try to get the wrinkles out of your dick.
Thats better than the fake pics..

I am sure you can up with a few..

Ok I give.
the one thing that comes to mind….
K.I.S.S.
and guilty as charged!!!!
I do not
Keep it simple stupid… as mpas wi attest!
my bad
cheers always!

 

[Duzy Kutas]

Four Inches Guaranteed!!! .........(while you are here........what happens after you leave..NOT our problem)

 

[cali99]

4 inches. You got issues dude,
sorry for that!
wait wait wait.. let me rephrase this.
how big are you?
fucking stud muffin newbie!
ha ha

 

[Cum.See.Angely]

Thank you Cum again!

 

[superdick]

BELLAGIO WELLNESS .....
WHERE the daily grind of " POKE HER POKER" (urban dictionary) WILL YOU A WHOLE LOTTA XTCeeeeeee(27).......played WITH A BICYCLE DECK
OR
GET ENTERTAINED BY endless I LOVE LUCY RERUNS.........

(just a corny dig at THE PROMOTER XTC27

 

[Duzy Kutas]

Four Inches Guaranteed!!! .........(while you are here........what happens after you leave..NOT our problem)

no reference to myself... aint no newbie...

was referring to the advert slogans for boner pills and how MPs could use the same SLOGAN to guarantee a bigger member at least while you are there..

 

[superdick]

MASSAGE PLANET............THE PANDORA FOR THE SEXUALLY DEPRAVED
THE exoplanet where PUSSY JUNKIES and JUNKY PUSSIES CAN CO-HABITATE AND HOOK UP

 

[Cum.See.Angely]

I started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction ...

It was a total flop .... and nobody came



xoxo