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  1. EglintonSpa:
    Come say hi to Chantel today at Eglinton Spa‼ 📞 416-256-9181 or stop by 952 Eglinton Ave W 2nd floor …. This open minded Irish beauty is waiting to show you a good time 💋
  2. kenwong649:
    Day Spa in [email protected]/Rutherford Rd(Near Vaughan Mills Mall), Grand Opening Special: $30/30 mins, $40/45 mins $50/1hr, 647 547 2909
  3. Hollywood_Spa:
    4578 Yonge Street, Sisi, very young at heart and always thrilled to see you, beautiful, slender body.... Apple, also young, about 5'5" and curvy.... beautiful and will make you feel good all over... 416 222-5554 👄
  4. Massage Time Ads Vaughan:
    For today's Tuesday in Ocean Motion Spa we got 5 lovely💓ladies💇‍Naomi, Sophia, Annie, Ella and Linda 🛣 2354 Major Mackenzie Dr. W, Vaughan. 📞☎905 553 0888☎
  5. TopHealthCentre:
    Schedule Your Hot & Sexy Massage with Jade or Rennie Now! These sexy babes will keep you cumming ~ back ~ again 💦 and again 💦 Open 10:am to 9:00 pm daily. ▶ Book NOW! ▶ CALL/TEXT: 416-275-5549 ~ WALK-INs are welcome ▶ 10 Stavebank Road, Port Credit.
  6. HowardXXX:
    💜ORCHID SPA 💜 Tina and J J on duty today !!! Tina: is 5.3 with a sexy body, light skin, big alluring eyes, and big boobs JJ: 5' 3", 100lbs. She is pretty, slim and petite, great service, very friendly and know how to cuddle Orchid Spa Toronto – BEST MASSAGE TORONTO 3601 Highway 7 E .unit 103 Markham ,L3R 0M3 Call 437-220-6963 to book an appointment👙🌺❤
  7. HowardXXX:
    ❤THE ONE SpA❤ Welcome Eva back to join our team , sex lily and Eva working today !don’t miss they ! ⏰ 437-994-6219 (Walk-ins Welcome or Call for Appointment) Unit #202, 1315 Lawrence Ave. East, North York (DVP/Lawrence) (One Traffic Light East of DVP in the plaza between Tesla Car Dealership & Esso Gas Station❤❤
  8. krayjee:
    One plus One spa... 9218 Yonge st. unit 6 is a semi holistic spa with a little extra spice. They will have two sexy girls, sexy and sweet GFE girl Jenny with huge nipples and sexy and sweet Maeva on duty. Tel..(416) 918- 6459.
  9. krayjee:
    Zen Wellness....15225 Yonge st, Aurora. It is a very clean cozy semi legit spa located right on Yonge st. They will have very good looking very friendly Korean girl Tina, new girl chesty May and sexy and sweet Ella on duty . Tel ..(647) 273 7255
  10. krayjee:
    Golden Rose Water.....280 Yorktech drive #18 will have young girl Rena, sweet and sensual Eliza (ex JR)slim and sexy easy going PS specialist Shirley and fun loving super friendly Maggie on duty..Tel..(905) 604 3855.
  11. krayjee:
    Sunrise Relaxation spa.....302 Adelaide st W, Toronto is a little cozy spa located in the heart of downtown financial district on second floor with back door entrance. They will have 3 lovely sexy girls super cute Emily, slim and fit beautiful Angela and sweet and sexy Cindy on duty.. Tel...(416) 916 7276
  12. krayjee:
    Blue Nile Wellness center.....350 Wilson ave is a newly renovated spa conveniently located besides hwy 401 and Bathurst exit. They will have 4 very good looking friendly girls a new young shy and cute girl Yuki , tall and sexy fun girl Sasa and super friendly Coco on duty. Tel (416) 398 5777
  13. krayjee:
    U-Well Wellness Center.... 25 Karachi Dr , unit 28 is a very clean little cozy spa located on Markham Rd plaza just north of Denison. They will have super cute young girl Yanny(ex Peony and Shangri La), slim and sexy beautiful Amy(ex Shangri La) and sweet and friendly Jenny on duty. Tel..(905) 698 0318
  14. WaterLily:
    Tuesday at Water Lily 647-430-9535: Chinese Lily and Chinese Aline at 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐒𝐩𝐚, 𝐃𝟑-𝟒𝟐𝟐𝟏 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐀𝐯𝐞 𝐄, 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 ✿𝟔𝟒𝟕-𝟒𝟑𝟎-𝟗𝟓𝟑𝟓✿
  15. krayjee:
    La La Land ...825 Denison , unit 5 at Pharmacy will have Japanese Chinese mixed Helen, Curvy and chesty open minded Lisa and sweet and friendly a new girl Sasa on duty today. Tel.. (647) 867 2828
  16. PinkParadise:
    Tuesday at Pink Paradise, 370 Steeles Ave W, 905-597-6683: Chinese Cindy and Chinese Selena. 𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗲, 𝟯𝟳𝟬 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗔𝘃𝗲 𝗪, 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁 𝟭𝟬𝟮𝗕, 𝗩𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝟵𝟬𝟱-𝟱𝟵𝟳-𝟲𝟲𝟴𝟯
  17. Healthy7:
    𝐓𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝒂𝒕 (𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒑𝒂) 🌹𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑪𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓🌹: Curvy Chinese Yuki & Curvy Chinese Cici. Gold Rose, 𝟏𝟓𝟑𝟔 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐯𝐞 ☎ 𝟔𝟒𝟕-𝟑𝟒𝟔-𝟖𝟎𝟖𝟔☎
  18. Winnie:
    CICI and WINNIE are at 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐀 on Tuesday | 𝟓𝟗𝟒 𝐘𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐒𝐭., 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫 | 𝟔𝟒𝟕-𝟗𝟖𝟎-𝟕𝟏𝟔𝟔☎
  19. EliteSpa:
    Tuesday at 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐚: DAISY and Wendy | 𝟐𝟔-𝟒𝟖𝟐𝟎 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐀𝐯𝐞 𝐄 | 📞𝟒𝟑𝟕-𝟐𝟏𝟖-𝟓𝟏𝟓𝟔📞
  20. InTheMoonlight:
    Tuesday at 𝑴𝑶𝑶𝑵𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑷𝑨: JESSICA & MICHELLE| 103-3700 Midland Ave | Scarborough | 416-335-8857
  21. WilsonHolistic:
    Enjoy a nice massage at Wilson Holistic Centre. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞 𝟯𝟴𝟮 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑨𝒗𝒆, 𝑵𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒀𝒐𝒓𝒌 (𝟰𝟭𝟲)𝟴𝟰𝟬-𝟬𝟬𝟳𝟭 💜
  22. KingsVIP:
    Come and experience bliss away from the stresses of daily life. 👑 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐕𝐈𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀 👑 𝟓𝟑𝟓 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐕𝐄 | 𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐊𝐄, 𝐎𝐍 | 𝟒𝟏𝟔-𝟓𝟑𝟏-𝟔𝟗𝟔𝟗
  23. secret_touch:
    EXCELLENT MASSAGE (Hamilton, Ontario) ✦ 55 yr old INDEPENDENT ✦✦ CALL for Appointment ✦ 905*379*1130 ✦✦ $40/half hour - $60/45 minutes - $80/hour ✦✦ Monday to Fri 9am - 8pm Saturday 9am - 7pm Sunday 9am - 6pm
  24. Golden [email protected] Kennedy Rd. C6 - 9052580777:
    Sept 21. 8am-2am New 2nd Day Young Sexy Mixed Half Black Half Asian Cece 5"3, 32C, 110lbs New First Day Chinese Amy 160cm, 34c, 108lbs Curvy Chinese Joey 5"4, 34C, 120lbs
  25. EglintonSpa:
    EglintonSpa.ca — We are a private and small holistic spa that offer aromatherapy massages that invigorate all your senses and provide you with a full session of bliss‼💋📞416-256-9181

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Now you are working so you should not be boring anymore. You don't want to reveal your identity, what's your purpose staying here?
 

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Ok, don't know if this was already asked....

Do you have an extra menu, and if you do, do you offer it straight up or mid way thru the session? Do you pick and choose who you offer to or do you offer to anyone who is clean and not rude?
 

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Riveting stuff.

Either post feetpix with "xoyourfriend" written on a piece of paper alongside the date

Or stop LARPing and go get a real job
Yeah this thread is a waste but I'm all for more feet pics!
 

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Either post feetpix with "xoyourfriend" written on a piece of paper alongside the date

Or stop LARPing and go get a real job
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This won't accomplish anything. Anyone can get someone else to model their feet with a sign on it. Lol.
 

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If she does not reveal herself, there is no incentive for her to keep this thread lively and amusing.
 
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I know I can just click away but I'm a glutton for punishment. It's an itch I need to scratch so here goes.

The spas are open! Unless you're here to piss and moan like me or troll like some other fellas, wtf are you doing here?! To learn the inner workings of the business? To get some insight into an MPA's personal life? You won't get it on this thread especially when the poster won't divulge even a little about herself or place of work.

Have you fucked a priest, a cop or someone famous? What's your favourite movie? What are your plans after spa life? --- Anyone can pretend to be an MPA and give fake answers to these trivial questions. You can go to a spa and have these conversations with REAL women. The way some of you simp for this "woman" is unreal. Are we still living in the pre-social media era of nameless, faceless chatrooms? You know? The sites where everyone is probably a catfish but we still condition ourselves to believe Katrina050505055950 is a supermodel? Again, give your heads a damn shake. Fuck!
 

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Does the spa where you work at know that you have this thread going ?
 

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Hi,
My question.
Why do women in spa wear tight shorts ?????
In other countries , they wear jeans.
And doesn't that make their underwear smelly if it goes up the butt and hides there?
When does a massage lady ass don't smell?
 
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Let's make this fun. Everytime someone asks another one of these questions, any member of this forum reading this crap can volunteer to answer that question himself. I mean, none of the info here can be vetted and proven to be true so let's just all contribute into making this an interactive bullshitting thread.

If I ask what your favourite sexual position is, it doesn't matter if it's xoxoyourfriend or Michael777 who answers. There's no way to prove the answer is real to begin with.
 
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I know I can just click away but I'm a glutton for punishment. It's an itch I need to scratch so here goes.

The spas are open! Unless you're here to piss and moan like me or troll like some other fellas, wtf are you doing here?! To learn the inner workings of the business? To get some insight into an MPA's personal life? You won't get it on this thread especially when the poster won't divulge even a little about herself or place of work.

Have you fucked a priest, a cop or someone famous? What's your favourite movie? What are your plans after spa life? --- Anyone can pretend to be an MPA and give fake answers to these trivial questions. You can go to a spa and have these conversations with REAL women. The way some of you simp for this "woman" is unreal. Are we still living in the pre-social media era of nameless, faceless chatrooms? You know? The sites where everyone is probably a catfish but we still condition ourselves to believe Katrina050505055950 is a supermodel? Again, give your heads a damn shake. Fuck!
No, give your own head a shake.
If someone wants to ask her questions, then let him.

What are you? Some kind of an asshole, or something? Let me give you some free advice; nobody likes assholes.
 

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Let's make this fun. Everytime someone asks another one of these questions, any member of this forum reading this crap can volunteer to answer that question himself. I mean, none of the info here can be vetted and proven to be true so let's just all contribute into making this an interactive bullshitting thread.

If I ask what your favourite sexual position is, it doesn't matter if it's xoxoyourfriend or Michael777 who answers. There's no way to prove the answer is real to begin with.
You're nominated for the Asshole of the Day.

If you hate this thread so much, then stick your head in the toilet.
 
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No, give your own head a shake.
If someone wants to ask her questions, then let him.

What are you? Some kind of an asshole, or something? Let me give you some free advice; nobody likes assholes.
Oooh... how original! Someone called me an asshole. You're so edgy. Guess that makes both of us a-holes because everyone on this forum hates your guts. I'll take Asshole of the Day over Asshole of the Century which you are. In fact, you can take the Asshole Lifetime Achievement Award. You got your 15,000 inane posts to prove it.

I know you love this thread because it's the closest thing you will get to pussy. You need this thread because it's the one thing keeping your creepy incel ass from driving a van into a street or shooting up a school. You are a slimy little bastard and any parent would be wise to keep their kids away from your perverted ass. Lord knows you jerk off to all the reviews here when you're not fantasizing about Justin Trudeau at 3am.

Hey loser. Anymore MacGyver jokes? What about The Six Million Dollar Man? Or the Elvis Presley references? Old, impotent and involuntarily celibate. Very creepy indeed.
 
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