Garden of Eden - crazy rip-off and scam

[Slimgalsfan]

Visited Garden of Eden today and decided to have a hh session with ALIYAH (somewhere mid-30s black lady). She charged me the total of $210 ($160 service +$50 door fee) for hh of only massage with HE (for what Allure in Toronto charges $160 and Flirt charges $140!). As I felt very horny, I decided to overpay expecting her top-notch service (as she's advertised on the spa's website).

There was no body slide, she stood beside and did ultimately lackluster hand massage and then told me to flip over and just did the jackhammer finish! All in 15 mins! I was just shocked by such attitude at such a price! I talked to the manager about this rip-off and he told me he would not charge me the $50/hh door fee next time.
Avoid!

 

[Ernest]

Thanks for the review. I've been there a couple of times and had similar experiences.

 

[KChan]

Visited Garden of Eden today and decided to have a hh session with ALIYAH (somewhere mid-30s black lady). She charged me the total of $210 ($160 service +$50 door fee) for hh of only massage with HE (for what Allure in Toronto charges $160 and Flirt charges $140!). As I felt very horny, I decided to overpay expecting her top-notch service (as she's advertised on the spa's website).

There was no body slide, she stood beside and did purely the hand massage and then told me to flip over and just did the jackhammer finish! All in 15 mins! I was just shocked by such attitude at such a price! I talked to the manager about this rip-off and he told me he would not charge me the $50/hh door fee next time.
Avoid!

So the manager thinks the solution is to reduce the total cost by $50, so it would be $150 for a 15min crappy experience???? Ridiculous resolution.

That provider should be gone, although perhaps they are having challenges finding girls.

 

[Slimgalsfan]

So the manager thinks the solution is to reduce the total cost by $50, so it would be $150 for a 15min crappy experience???? Ridiculous resolution.

That provider should be gone, although perhaps they are having challenges finding girls.

I would not feel any better if she continued the same crappy experience for 30 mins (when the experience is crappy, it actually does not matter how long it lasts, maybe even the shorter - the better) but with 15 mins, I at least got a case to present to the manager - otherwise it's hard to claim something against 30 mins of crappy experience because "crappy" in this industry may be deemed highly subjective (in that case however, it was undisputedly crappy),
In earnest though... if you go to any MP, be it Premier, Flirt or Allure, I guess practically every MPA will end the massage at least 10 mins before time. Rushing is a predominant practice practically everywhere with every MPA/SP (I even started thinking it's a norm...). What prevented me from complaining to the manager about rushed sessions earlier at other MPs was that the MPA did not charge over the standard rate and she provided decent massage with teasing and sensuality during those 15 mins.

 

[Carbonatedlithium]

Thanks for the heads up. I considered going there but it sounds like an expensive unsatisfying experience.

 

[JackAngel]

The Garden of Eden. This place used to be good - 20 years ago. There were a few strip bars in the city, other massage parlors that provided some competition and my favorite biker club near Barton St. that provided the business services for all these places. I had many good experiences at GoE. Then the bikers went away, most places closed up and Covid solidified the end of an era. Hamilton today; super high prices, some of the ugliest girls I never imagined working in this industry and the crappiest service I've ever seen in my entire life.

 

[Ernest]

Hamilton is not worth spending time or money. Go east young man.

 

[Distortion]

I stopped in last year first time. Seen the lineup and left never to return. They look like street walkers and the basement setting is a bad vibe. There use to be a lot of good Asian places pre COVID in the hammer but seems bit of a wasteland now.

 

[JackAngel]

Update/Review - I happened to be in the area so I decided to give them another chance. Parked in the back. Walked down the stairs and to my surprise all 4 girls working were available. Counter lady called them out one by one. The first one was overweight, fat and ugly. The next three were even uglier than the first, if that is possible. "Thanks I'll be back later." Much later. Like in an after life later. You can't unsee ugly massage girls.

 

[Social-Misfit]

Update/Review - I happened to be in the area so I decided to give them another chance. Parked in the back. Walked down the stairs and to my surprise all 4 girls working were available. Counter lady called them out one by one. The first one was overweight, fat and ugly. The next three were even uglier than the first, if that is possible. "Thanks I'll be back later." Much later. Like in an after life later. You can't unsee ugly massage girls.

Thanks for the heads up, yawl can't unsee ugly period, leaves a lasting impression and PTSD

 

[Thisaintyourdad]

Anyone have any suggestions for near Hamilton? Can’t always make it out to the gta sadly. Would going without be better than going to garden of eden?

 

[Ernest]

Try Cara in Burlington