Fiesta August 21, 2010 El Torito Pub FREE BEER

[lexG]

MePeter, welcome back! Good to hear from you again. How is that spiked collar working out for you? No further misadventures, we trust! We missed your excellent advice regarding where to find the best chicas for the least amount of dinero.

P.S. The only time anybody should ask Bladders anything is when they have the opportunity to ask him just how fantastic a monger he is. Ask him a question that strokes his ego a bit and you will discover which state it has grown larger than. Last time we checked, he was just shy of the land mass of Ohio.

 

[I got a muffin!]

I guess I will be there also. I will be that guy that all the working girls want to do for free. Because I'm just so cool and handsome.

In case anybody wants information about Cambodia, Indonesia, Vietnam, and Thailand, I will be able to fill them in with all the latest information, but only from the perspective of a cheap Charlie. I just spent six months there .
But not on a super cheap Charlie budget, though I will be moving over there in the next few months, and be living and working on a super cheap Charlie budget. Just because I'm cheap does not mean I won't be having a good time. Believe it or not, you can have just as good a time as the big-money boys do and sometimes better doing low-budget traveling.

If anybody wants information on these countries and has a lot of money, better to ask Blazers.

 

[~*Tisha*~]

You may recognize me as the one legged midget dressed in a purple Zoot Suit. I can't make it.

 

[myfav1]

The fiesta is this Saturday night. Hope to see you there.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sounds like a blast. I was actually planning a TJ trip that weekend so this will be perfect. Anyone else going to this party, pm me.

 

[MusicIsLife]

Kudos to Sampson and El Torito's -- Looking forward to the next fiesta!

If you have not been to one of the fiestas, allow me to disabuse you of any misgivings you may have. It is a great opportunity to meet and greet Sampson's chicas. There was even a chica or two from each of Tania's and NOB's stables at the last two fiestas. Free beer, too! How can you beat that? And the Grande Dame, herself, Dona Tania Lopez la Famosa de Cuidad de Mexico, told me she is planning on attending the next fiesta. (Hey, that's what she said about the last fiesta, too, so take it with a grain of salt.)

If you have been a lurker and terrified of TJ, here is your chance to become a TJ pro. Just walk across the border, get in a taxi ($5) and ask to be dropped off at 3rd and Revolucion since you are meeting some friends at El Torito's. (If the taxi driver tries to take you anywhere else, immediately get out and find another taxi.) There you will find a like-minded monger or two who will walk you the four blocks to the Adult Disneyland after the festivities have died down (normally by 11 pm). (You can even take a taxi to La Zona but that is a bit silly, in my humble opinion. There will be plenty of locals, both young and old, cruising up and down Revolucion. It will be very safe.)

If you can't find a chica to your liking in La Zona, I would suggest seriously talking to a professional about your latent homosexual proclivities. (Come to think of it, TJ has TVs, too. But I am not in anyway able to authoritatively answer questions regarding this aspect of TJ's sex industry. Go ask Fireballs. Something about a so-called "Tranny Island?") You will cross back into the States with a shit-eating grin on your face, guaranteed!

Happy Hunting, Everyone! Hope to see you on the 21st!

 

[gino8xx]

Well Circle December 4 on your calendar as that will be the Xmas benefit for the orphanage.

 

[Jourdan]

I wish I could make this event - but am working in San Francisco that evening.
Have fun all.
ElToritoPub.com

 

[salima_guriya]

Well, the first anniversary of my 50th birthday is the following day so why not have another fiesta? Barring any disaster, this will not be a fund raiser and just an opportunity to meet some fellow mongers and throw down some free beers. Please if you can not find us ask any of the employees and you will get escorted to the event.

I'm looking forward to seeing you all and if you can read this you are invited and can bring friends if you like. Bring chicas or friends from home or both or just come by yourself. I'm not sure what time we will end, but I am sure we will knock down another 300 beers. For those that do not drink you can take a beer from a bucket and have the waiter trade it for a soda or bottle of water.

Please don't worry if you are a lurker, or a newbie as this is not a threatening group but some good friendships have been made over the years at these parties.

Oh yeah bring a few dollars to tip the help there. The last time the guy sweat his ass off and then after the whole thing was over gave me a pass card he found on the floor. One lucky monger was very happy to get that back.

PS. Your presence will be my present.