Chat I'm An MPA - Ask Me Anything. :)

[Ninersfan]

Generally, yes.

Riveting stuff.

Either post feetpix with "xoyourfriend" written on a piece of paper alongside the date

Or stop LARPing and go get a real job

 

[Happyman]

Now you are working so you should not be boring anymore. You don't want to reveal your identity, what's your purpose staying here?

 

[LazyBoy]

Ok, don't know if this was already asked....

Do you have an extra menu, and if you do, do you offer it straight up or mid way thru the session? Do you pick and choose who you offer to or do you offer to anyone who is clean and not rude?

 

[Flatulent Fox]

Riveting stuff.

Either post feetpix with "xoyourfriend" written on a piece of paper alongside the date

Or stop LARPing and go get a real job

Yeah this thread is a waste but I'm all for more feet pics!

 

[snoopdoggie]

Either post feetpix with "xoyourfriend" written on a piece of paper alongside the date

Or stop LARPing and go get a real job
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This won't accomplish anything. Anyone can get someone else to model their feet with a sign on it. Lol.

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

zZzZzZzZzZ ...

 

[Happyman]

If she does not reveal herself, there is no incentive for her to keep this thread lively and amusing.

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

I know I can just click away but I'm a glutton for punishment. It's an itch I need to scratch so here goes.

The spas are open! Unless you're here to piss and moan like me or troll like some other fellas, wtf are you doing here?! To learn the inner workings of the business? To get some insight into an MPA's personal life? You won't get it on this thread especially when the poster won't divulge even a little about herself or place of work.

Have you fucked a priest, a cop or someone famous? What's your favourite movie? What are your plans after spa life? --- Anyone can pretend to be an MPA and give fake answers to these trivial questions. You can go to a spa and have these conversations with REAL women. The way some of you simp for this "woman" is unreal. Are we still living in the pre-social media era of nameless, faceless chatrooms? You know? The sites where everyone is probably a catfish but we still condition ourselves to believe Katrina050505055950 is a supermodel? Again, give your heads a damn shake. Fuck!

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Out of a 100 customers.
How many times do you fake orgasm?
Do you let yourself connect with any of clients?

0.
Yes.

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

0.
Yes.

Missionary or Doggy style ?

 

[xtc27]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1419443868844662788

… my guess…

 

[Gulag107]

Does the spa where you work at know that you have this thread going ?

 

[Ninersfan]

@xoyourfriend - you aren't slick

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Hi,
My question.
Why do women in spa wear tight shorts ?????
In other countries , they wear jeans.
And doesn't that make their underwear smelly if it goes up the butt and hides there?
When does a massage lady ass don't smell?

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

Let's make this fun. Everytime someone asks another one of these questions, any member of this forum reading this crap can volunteer to answer that question himself. I mean, none of the info here can be vetted and proven to be true so let's just all contribute into making this an interactive bullshitting thread.

If I ask what your favourite sexual position is, it doesn't matter if it's xoxoyourfriend or Michael777 who answers. There's no way to prove the answer is real to begin with.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Does the spa where you work at know that you have this thread going ?

No.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I know I can just click away but I'm a glutton for punishment. It's an itch I need to scratch so here goes.

The spas are open! Unless you're here to piss and moan like me or troll like some other fellas, wtf are you doing here?! To learn the inner workings of the business? To get some insight into an MPA's personal life? You won't get it on this thread especially when the poster won't divulge even a little about herself or place of work.

Have you fucked a priest, a cop or someone famous? What's your favourite movie? What are your plans after spa life? --- Anyone can pretend to be an MPA and give fake answers to these trivial questions. You can go to a spa and have these conversations with REAL women. The way some of you simp for this "woman" is unreal. Are we still living in the pre-social media era of nameless, faceless chatrooms? You know? The sites where everyone is probably a catfish but we still condition ourselves to believe Katrina050505055950 is a supermodel? Again, give your heads a damn shake. Fuck!

No, give your own head a shake.
If someone wants to ask her questions, then let him.

What are you? Some kind of an asshole, or something? Let me give you some free advice; nobody likes assholes.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Let's make this fun. Everytime someone asks another one of these questions, any member of this forum reading this crap can volunteer to answer that question himself. I mean, none of the info here can be vetted and proven to be true so let's just all contribute into making this an interactive bullshitting thread.

If I ask what your favourite sexual position is, it doesn't matter if it's xoxoyourfriend or Michael777 who answers. There's no way to prove the answer is real to begin with.

You're nominated for the Asshole of the Day.

If you hate this thread so much, then stick your head in the toilet.

 

[xtc27]

Nailed it!

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

No, give your own head a shake.
If someone wants to ask her questions, then let him.

What are you? Some kind of an asshole, or something? Let me give you some free advice; nobody likes assholes.

Oooh... how original! Someone called me an asshole. You're so edgy. Guess that makes both of us a-holes because everyone on this forum hates your guts. I'll take Asshole of the Day over Asshole of the Century which you are. In fact, you can take the Asshole Lifetime Achievement Award. You got your 15,000 inane posts to prove it.

I know you love this thread because it's the closest thing you will get to pussy. You need this thread because it's the one thing keeping your creepy incel ass from driving a van into a street or shooting up a school. You are a slimy little bastard and any parent would be wise to keep their kids away from your perverted ass. Lord knows you jerk off to all the reviews here when you're not fantasizing about Justin Trudeau at 3am.

Hey loser. Anymore MacGyver jokes? What about The Six Million Dollar Man? Or the Elvis Presley references? Old, impotent and involuntarily celibate. Very creepy indeed.